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Amateur writer, snarker of silly things.

Chapter Seventy-Eight: There Will Be No Darkness

Trapped under the Flying Man’s recorded gaze in his weird undersea palace, Arnold couldn’t help but remember Hansel and Gretel. 

Bloody rip-off, he thought. Didn’t even get any candy… 

The hologram blinked off. “I think that’s enough intimidation,” said the caretaker’s voice. “Now, if you children could stand still for a moment…” 

Arnold blinked. “Wait, what—”

A wall of blue light appeared in front of the Watercolours. The children had just barely enough time to panic, before it quickly washed over them and disappeared. 

The children all slumped against the velvet-carpeted steps, breathing very hard. Arnold was surprised they hadn’t been disintegrated and scattered to the sea. 

“Hmm,” the caretaker hummed to himself.

Still hyperventilating, Mabel wondered, did the Flying Man program his computers to ‘umm’ and ‘ahh’? Or would they all do that if they could talk?

“I estimate an 89% probability that you five are survivors from the New Human Institute. Could you confirm this?”

Arnold muttered out the corner of his mouth, “Don’t tell it any—”

“Yes!” said Billy, eyes wide. “How did you know?

Arnold ran his hands down his face. “We’re going to die…”

The caretaker explained, “I surmised based on news reports in my archives, your age and the incongruous nature of your arrival, as well as the testimony of Miss Eliza Winter.”’

“Wait,” said Mabel, “Ży—‘Miss Eliza’ was here?”

“I’m afraid Lyonesse hasn’t had the pleasure, but sir has spoken with her quite extensively.” The caretaker’s tone developed a sombre note. “We’re all very sorry to hear how this Institute business turned out.”

Mabel looked down at the stairs. Żywie knew the Flying Man. But he was a superhero, and she was… evil? Was that what her teacher was now? Surely nobody who’d done what she had could be a good person anymore. But then why did she wish she was here? Maybe she could explain. Or hug her.

“Sir has actually been looking for you for some time now.”

“We know,” said Allison sourly. “He rammed the spaceship we were on.”

“And I’m sure if sir was here, he would apologize. He was… emotional at the time. As of late he’s been keeping his distance due to your proximity to the Ocean Beast.” The caretaker’s voice became the sonic answer to a wagging finger. “I hope you children are aware how dangerous—”

“He’s my grandfather,” David groused. 

“Oh my.” Deep within its logic-crystals, the caretaker made a note to keep an eye on the elemental spawn. Several far off security doors preemptively slammed shut.

“So why’s the Flying Man looking for us?” asked Arnold warily. 

The caretaker seemed taken aback by the question. “You’re children, and no one’s looking after you. What more reason does he need?”

David puffed out his chest. “We don’t need ‘looking after’ Mister Just-a-voice.”

Didn’t they? Mabel asked herself.

“Regardless, I have taken the liberty of upgrading your status from ‘intruders’ to ‘guests.’ You now have free use of our facilities.” Quickly, he added, “Within limits, of course.”

Arnold looked to Allison. “You can see the future, right? Is the Flying Man gonna grind our bones to make his bread or something?”

Allison screwed her eyes shut. Her head twitched like her temples were under assault by mosquitos. One golden day, Arnold was going to tell her how funny she looked doing that.

“It’s kinda hard to tell,” said Allison. “The Flying Man’s so bright. It’s like trying to look behind the sun.” She shrugged. “It’s not like the future stops anytime soon, but. And he did help me with Alberto…”

Arnold raised an eyebrow. “He did?” 

“I think so. It’s kinda… fuzzy.”

What the hell, Arnold thought.

“Ah, heck it,” David muttered. “Grandad’s here. I wanna explore!

The caretaker helpfully provided directions to various points of interest within Lyonesse, all of which fell on deaf ears as the children rushed down staircases and crowded into elevators, only Billy even so much as bothering to thank him.

Arnold almost fell to his knees when they stumbled across a bedroom: a lush, shag-carpeted suite with a king-size waterbed.

“It’s so beautiful…” The boy belly flopped onto the bed, surrendering to it like nirvana. “It’s like sleeping on a jelly-mold!” Arnold looked up towards the ceiling. “Does this place have a bath? Or a shower?”

“Yes,” the caretaker answered curtly. “Most of you could use a clean.”

As it turned out, “a clean” meant a dip in the moon pool at the bottom of Lyonesse. The children floated above a silver submarine resting on a transparent steel1 floor.

David was unleashing his watery vengeance on Billy when the glob hit him in the back of the head, his neck momentarily jerking forward at the force of the impact, his hair spoofing out weirdly to either side as the goop pushed it outwards.

David turned around. Arnold was holding a bottle of vanilla and rose damask bath gel to his chest. 

For a moment, no one moved.

David grinned. Arnold, quite wisely, began to run. Somewhat less wisely, he also began to laugh.

Once everyone was sufficiently bathed, the Watercolours found the Flying Man’s arcade. Apparently the amusements of the mid 20th century weren’t enough for him. The pinball machine used miniature suns with black holes. There was a twelve foot square glass cabinet where you could grow your own ecosystem. 

Arnold aimed a light-gun at one of the fish in the full-wall aquarium, one eye closed. The towel tied around his waist made him feel like a samurai or some old Greek warrior. Who’d somehow found a laser gun. Whatever. He squeezed the trigger.

The fish exploded into bright, holographic confetti.

Arnold grinned. Why did the Flying Man even bother going out?

Halfway around the world and over a thousand feet above sea-level, Joseph Allworth descended upon Saiko Lake on the northern flank of Mount Fuji. The touch of his boots sent delicate ripples through the snowy mountain’s reflection in the water. 

Joe made his way towards the shore, walking on the water like it was solid as slate. He passed a blue metal dinghy carrying two local fishermen, their lines sunk sullenly down into the deep. The pair caught sight of the superman as he passed, alarm flowing from them as fog on the winter air:

Ittai nani!”   

Joe forced a smile and waved back at the men. “Ohayou, fellas!”

As the Flying Man passed out of human earshot, one of the men in the boat turned to his companion. “What’s that in his hand?”

Joe paused for a moment when he reached dry land. Part of him wanted to stay and talk to the fishermen. Maybe even throw on some civilian duds and go full tourist for the day. Instead, he looked at the forest ahead, sighed, and kept walking. He had a meeting to keep. 

He let the dark, quiet world of the trees swallow him. The locals called the forest Aokigahara—the Sea of Trees. A forest born from a volcano’s fury. The ground underfoot was cold, hard lava, riddled through by hemlock and cypress roots that snaked through the blanket of moss which nourished their vine-draped trees instead of soil. The terrain swelled and dipped like frozen waves. The porous rock ate Joseph’s footsteps, leaving only silent progress.

Joe couldn’t resist. He dropped the metal orb he was holding and clapped. The sound soaked into the magma like rain into earth.

Joe picked up the sphere again and reminded himself to remember this place the next time he needed quiet.

The Flying Man stopped when he came across the corpse. It was a boy, twenty years old at the most, hanging from a tree-branch by a length of rubber cord. The poor lad’s unseeing eyes bulged fishlike from his red, swollen face. His cheeks were streaked with frozen tears and mucus. 

The sight didn’t come as a shock to Joe. Even if he hadn’t seen his share of human death, Aokigahara had become a hotspot for suicides in recent years2. Morbid as it was, it was why Joe had come here in the first place. Or at least, why what he was looking for had. 

Joe sniffed. The poor lad smelled fresh. A halo of flies gathered around the dead boy’s head, orbiting him like a choir of angels around God’s throne, only deathly silent. Surprisingly active for such a cold winter’s day,

Joe wondered what drove him to it. Grades? Girls? A random misfiring of hormones and neurotransmitters? A shame, regardless. He almost considered checking the boy for ID, but that seemed more disrespectful than letting him be. Joe felt a rush of guilt at the thought. Disrespectful? He needed the boy to be desecrated. He sat down, adjusted his relationship to the waveform of the light around him, and waited.

The halo became a cloud, almost obscuring the corpse from view. The boy’s skin blew away like dust, revealing red sinew and muscle. Chunks of his flesh tore free and were carried off into the trees.   

Joe focused his gaze on the flies. They looked a lot like flies… at a distance. Up close, however, the resemblance dissolved. Instead of compound eyes, the creatures sported bundles of sensory tentacles. They possessed no legs of any kind, while their wings were like strips of human skin stretched on a rack. 

They said Aokigahara was haunted by the ghosts of elders left to die on Mount Fuji. Joe couldn’t say whether that was true or not, but he knew for certain they weren’t the only monsters in the forest. 

Joe followed the swarm of fattened flies through the trees, still the next best thing to invisible. 

They came to a wound in the dead magma, streaming down a set of rotting wooden steps. At their summit lay a discarded lab coat and pair of too thick eyeglasses.  

The Flying Man gave up on walking, pursuing the flies like a ghost. 

The hole funneled into a cold, dark cavern, crowded with translucent pillars of ice like a maw of jagged diamond teeth. Joe half expected to spot Lucifer chewing on Judas, Brutus and Cassius.   

Instead, he found an enormous beak set in a mass of white, sunless flesh, greedily inhaling the carrion-flies.

Joseph Allworth let himself be seen, clearing his throat. “Time was people used caves like these to refrigerate silkworm cocoons. Is that where you got the idea?”

For half a second, he thought the mass wasn’t going to respond. Then it belched.

“Fuck off.”

“No.”

“Why not?” the thing growled. “The Physician’s dead. You killed it. The thing that murdered your mother is dead and broken and I wasn’t even around when it killed her. You have no right to kill me.”

“You’re eating people.”

“The old ghost3 does far more to them. Bother her. Besides, would you rather I ate the living?”

“I doubt you would pass up the opportunity. You’ve never shown much regard for other living things to begin with. Your ship alone can testify to that.”

“Fair. A thing that could be called me did that. And you killed me for it. Call it a lesson learned. I just want to survive my creator’s folly, star-god.”

Joe nodded. “That’s only fair. And so you will.”

“…You’re sparing me?” 

“Yes. With restrictions. You’ll be held in my custody until I’m sure you’ve been rehabilitated.”

“But why?”

Joe shrugged. “Because you’re a person, and you deserve a chance to better yourself. Even if you don’t, your knowledge could still help fix the harm you’ve caused. Maybe even leave this world in better shape than you found it. My mother notwithstanding.”

The ice reverberated with low, sad laughter. “Make this world better? I could’ve made this world beautiful.”

Joe actually chuckled. “They do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I also think the beholden deserve a voice in the matter.”

He extended the hand so recently held behind his back, the small incendiary device held between his fingers.

“Burning or suffocation. Your choice.”

The thing flinched. 

“I thought you said you’d spare me.”

“I already have. A sliver of you, encased in diamond in the lowest part of my home. More than one, actually. Always good to have redundancy.”

“… What if I could give you a reason?”

Joe cocked his head. “A reason?”

The creature gurgled slow and quiet.

“My greater self had contingencies for this. Plans and backdoor solutions to get out of exactly this kind of situation. He never shared them with the offshoots. We weren’t important. He’s a more dangerous prisoner than I am.”

“He also knows more.”

“…He’s also the one who put the pipes through your mother’s skin. I can assure you. He’s far less willing to admit that he was wrong.”

Joe sighed. “I wish I could take you up on that, Dr. Nurarihyon. But that would be selfish.” 

“For heaven’s sake! A decade and a half older than me and you’re still an arrogant child. This wasn’t even my fault! I wasn’t born! And when I was, all I ever did was what my creator forced me to do! How is he the one who gets to live while I’m consigned to the flame?”

“Do you really want to spend God knows how long stuck in a box in my basement?”

“You murdered my afterlife, star god. I’d rather purgatory than the void.”

Joe had no answer. What he was doing was cruel. 

He clicked the trigger on the bomb. It beeped rapidly. 

“Rainbringer keep you flowing, Doctor.”

The creature spat a neurotoxin laced barb from its beak, right at Joseph’s eye. It plinked harmlessly off his cornea.

“You’re a bastard, star-god.”

“Right now, sure.”

“…Suffocation.”

Joe pressed the bomb’s kill-switch and crushed it like a beer can. “If you insist…”

Joe ripped the Physician’s flesh from the cavern wall. It shrieked and lashed its rubbery, barbed limbs against the Flying Man like a child being dragged to its bed. 

They burst through the layer of magma and the trees above into the open air. Within a second they were thousands of feet above Mount Fuji. The air grew thinner and thinner as the ground retreated below. The horizon curved, and blue sky gave way to the starry void. 

The Physician was still thrashing futility in Joe’s grip, now with the added desperation of asphyxiation and pressure sickness. He guessed he couldn’t blame the poor devil. 

Goodbye. 

The Flying Man threw Nurarihyon over his shoulder, hard enough he tore free from Earth’s gravity well. The thing hurled away from Joe and the planet, sailing off into space until he was less visible than the stars behind it. 

Joe started descending down into the thermosphere. 

Still would’ve picked burning over that

He stopped dead still. Swinging around, he fired off a blast of laser vision into the distance. Half a thousand miles away, something flared for a moment, before going dark again.

Yeah, it was dirty. But Joe wasn’t going to risk a Physician offshoot landing on some unsuspecting world in a million years. He’d never hear the end of it.

It had been a busy few weeks for Joe. He’d flushed out most of the Physician’s major aspects, and they hadn’t always made it easy for him. Dr. Johannes had been on a Pan Am flight. It’d been tricky, but Joe had managed to catch the other passengers when he tore the roof off. He just wished the British creature hadn’t been briefing the prime minister when his turn came. So many anonymous gift-baskets. Most of the surviving offshoots the Physician’s ship had on record were attached to quieter superhuman programs: cast offs in more fallow nations like North Korea and South Africa. Those were double-edged swords: less meat for the grinder, but even less oversight than their big brothers and sisters.

Joe shook his head. The star-god expected to still be stumbling on the Physician’s debris for centuries to come, but he couldn’t bring himself to try and drag another monster into the light today. He had rounds to do.

The Flying Man flung the doors of his senses open. Far below, tectonic plates groaned and shifted. Dawn chased night across the horizon. Waves crashed against coastlines, eroding and reshaping continents grain by grain. Time bred within gravity. 

Eliza Winter’s Institute children had left their island hideaway on a sailing ship. Charming, but he hoped for everyone’s sake they didn’t go full pirate. 

As always, there was the chorus of beating hearts, three and a half billion strong and growing louder in Joe’s ears by the second. Among them was Sarah Allworth, testily explaining proper change to the new girl at the family store. It made Joe smile. 

Not much else of what he heard did. Millions of voices crying for help. A few were calling for him specifically.

…Fire’s out of control!

…I’ll never do it again, I swear—

Wait, what are you—

Metal tearing through flesh. Poison in the rivers and soil. A hundred thousand plots and schemes behind closed doors.

Joe couldn’t fix it all. He’d tried. All he could do was figure out where he would do the most good… 

A panicked male voice. Russian:

…Cooling rods are failing! Meltdown in—”

Joe snapped to attention immediately. He triangulated the voice. It was coming from about sixty miles southwest of Moscow. A naukograd4 called Obninsk. Joe had visited the township once. It had the first grid connected nuclear power plant on Earth…

Joe dived towards the Earth, down into that human sea. In three seconds he broke the sound barrier four times. All the while, Joe calculated potential energy output, wind direction, Eurasian population distribution, and a hundred other factors. A lot of effort, just to remind himself what a nuclear meltdown meant.

The ocean below changed to sand. Mountains reached up towards Joe, only to fall and blanket the earth in forest. Then the forests stretched upwards again, transforming into steel, concrete and glass. Their colours blurred into a kaleidoscope, racing underneath Joe until he came to a stop above a very young city. 

Sirens and calm, toneless calls to evacuate blared louder than thunder over the streets of Obninsk, but they couldn’t drown out the screaming and shouting. The streets were full of townsfolk rushing out their homes like ants from a flooded nest. The roads were choked with cars, buses and military vehicles. Soldiers and police tried vainly to keep order, even as they tried to wrangle their own fear.

A few people, unfortunately, had also seen who was floating in the sky above them.

Even as that new fear spread through the crowds, Joe descended into the middle of a roundabout, in the shadow of a large, brutalist apartment building. People shouted questions and accusations. A few soldiers pointed their guns at Joe.

The Flying Man raised his hands reassuringly, saying in Russian, “Please, don’t panic, I’m not—”

One of the soldiers panicked. 

Joe caught the bullet in front of his face, holding it between two fingers and frowning. 

The young Red Army soldier stiffened. His trigger finger suddenly felt very sweaty.

“…As I was saying, I’m here to—”

Something struck Joe in the back of the head with the momentum of a barreling freight truck. It didn’t hurt exactly, but it did send him flying half a mile.

Joe landed on the outskirts of Obninsk, slamming an inch deep into the concrete. He rolled over. There was a blonde, high-cheeked woman in a red and black leather airman’s suit standing above him, proud and harsh as a Soviet realist painting. Her chest bore a golden hammer and sickle. Her eyes were hidden behind thick mirrored goggles, but her disdain was clear. 

“…Hello ma’am,” Joe said, squinting up at the woman. “I don’t believe I’m familiar.”

The woman slammed her foot down on Joe’s chest. He didn’t pretend it hurt.

The woman spat, “I’m the Revolutionary Vanguard, and you are an enemy of the USSR.”

“…That’s really your name?”

The woman’s face fell.

“What’s wrong with it?”

Anna Oblov was an ideal communist. She’d grown up as hardy as the wheat and potatoes grown by her farming collective, a Young Pioneer from her ninth birthday. Old stories of Night Witches and Lady Death5 drove her to a Red Army training school. She’d done well. Better than any man in her class. Her trainers called her a true new Soviet woman. No praise could’ve touched her more.

Apparently they meant it, too, because somehow her name found its way to OKB-62.

She had sat in front of the commissar’s desk, feeling much younger than her twenty-two years.

“You-you want to make me into a neylundi?” she asked. “You can do that?”

The grey-haired political officer flashed her a condescending smile. “That’s a rather reactionary term, cadet.”

Anna snapped her hands protectively over her army tunic. “Apologies, sir.”

“It can be forgiven. But yes, our bureau has access to certain transformative techniques. And we believe you’re the perfect candidate for human enhancement.” The commissar looked at Anna over his spectacles. “There is a dragon breathing down our country’s neck, Cadet Oblov. What would you give to slay it?”

Anything. Even if it meant having to meet Dr. Sofia Ivanova.

The woman slipped her metal-spider helmet over Anna’s brow. The cadet thought her long, orange painted fingernails seemed a touch bourgeoise, but then nothing about that serpentine old woman seemed quite right. If she even was old. Anna couldn’t decide. She seemed more fairy-tale than scientist.

“We ready to go, cadet?”

Oblov was strapped to an upright metal rack like a technological crucifix. She wasn’t entirely sure how her being “ready” came into it. 

“Yes,” she said through gritted teeth. 

“Right,” said the doctor. “Let’s begin.”

Ivanova made a sound like a kitten suffocating inside a snake. The lights on the crown lit up—  

Anna Oblov blinked. She blinked again. Nothing had happened. Nothing had changed.

Wait, there was something. Some specks floating in front of her eyes. 

It took Anna a few minutes to realize they were just dust motes. They didn’t normally stay still that long. It would take her even longer to realize that those minutes were actually a single second.

She was fast. Impossibly, frighteningly fast. And now, she was standing before the dragon himself.

The Flying Man was climbing to his feet and dusting himself off. “I mean, I like ‘Vanguard’ a lot, but the ‘revolutionary’ is a bit clunky…”

What the hell was he doing? What was she doing?

(Revolutionary) Vanguard clicked her teeth and stepped forward, into the quiet. 

The sound of the nuclear siren became a low rumble, like water in her ears. The Flying Man froze in place. 

Anna planted her feet in a boxing stance, and punched savagely at the blond superman’s chiseled face. He didn’t even have time to grimace. 

She struck again. And again. She kicked him in the chest and groin, stabbing at his eyes and— 

All of a sudden, the Flying Man started moving again, gently but firmly pushing Anna away.

Words that weren’t her own echoed through Anna’s skull. They were English, but somehow she understood them:

Christ, girl, you’re fast! Look, I’m here to help— please stop clawing at my eyes.  

Anna’s eyes widened. She screwed them shut, pushing herself deeper into the quiet. The Flying Man slowed to a stop again.

She took a deep breath. Dr. Ivanova told her the Flying Man was fast. He had to be, to pull the stunts he did. But she’d never even suggested he could catch up to her.

Time for plan B…

Joseph Allworth was shaking his head. This was a trap, clearly. Wasn’t the first time a country had gotten ideas and faked a crisis for him. First time they’d fielded an actual super against him, though, and a strong one at that. At least there probably wasn’t a real meltdown, not that Joe had never gotten into trouble by overestimating Soviet callousness. Still—  

A red flash circuited the Flying Man, leaving a ring of anti-tank launchers surrounding him on all sides.

Joe sighed. “That won’t—”

Something metal was shoved between Joe’s lips. A grenade. It had no pin.

All the rocket launchers let loose right as the grenade bloomed into an explosion in Joe’s mouth. They all hit their target. 

A few dozen meters away, behind some bushes, Vanguard felt the the explosions and the rush of air above her head.

Thirty two missiles. A decent explosion right under his brainpan. That had to do some damage…

Anna Oblov peered out from her hiding spot, or vantage point as she preferred to think of it.

For fuck’s sake…

The Flying Man stood unharmed in the smoking hole the rockets and grenade had dug, spitting out chunks of metal like spinach. He caught sight of his opponent, shaking his head. “That tasted awful.”

Anna gritted her teeth and shot forward back into the quiet. Joe felt a tug on his raised collar. The word became a blur of colour, and he was plunged into gloom. He seemed to be in a bank-vault or the like. He thought he heard something tick—  

Joe’s world became fire, before a hundred tons of concrete fell on his head. 

Pinned in the dark between a hunk of masonry the the thick vault door, Joe rolled his eyes. Maybe he should just check out of this fight and go sock a wife-beater or something. Maybe finally go confront those kids. Still, he ought to at least check on that reactor…

Above ground, the Revolutionary Vanguard was talking into a walkie talkie at the sinkhole of rubble that had been the town bank. “No sign of movement—”

The centre of the debris pile exploded into the air. The Flying Man landed a few feet beside Anna Oblov. He shot her a glare. “Leave me alone.

Joe set off towards the Obninsk Nuclear Power Plant, walking at a brisk pace. 

At this point, Anna Oblov was getting annoyed. She had been at this now for what felt like days. Just lugging all the explosives out here had been a chore. Every failure took what, in her eyes, seemed like hours upon hours to set up. She sighed, set her face in a determined grimace, and shook her head. Then she stepped up her speed again, and went to get the steel wire.

In the next second, Joseph found his wrists and ankles anchored to the bases of every building this side of town. 

He tried to take a step. The cables creaked. But they held. 

He gave the girl a surprised look.

It was almost cute watching her excitement that it worked. 

Then he melted through the cables with a few sharp glances.

Her face fell.

He gave her an apologetic smile. “Don’t worry, miss. I won’t be here long.”

Joe kept moving towards the power station, walking amongst the evacuating civilians and personale. Some brave fools tried to rush him, but Joe brushed them aside like clouds. Occasionally he heard what sounded like sped-up cursing, or felt a diamond blade flit across his throat. At one point he was splashed with kerosene and set alight like a wicker-man. That felt a bit petty, to be honest.

Joe had to give it to Vanguard, she was persistent. He hoped she got to do some actual good in her time. 

He finally reached the nuclear plant: a long, but surprisingly squat building lined with smokestacks. 

Joe squinted at the edifice. Layers peeled away in his sight, like he was looking inside an open dollhouse. 

Just as he suspected. Systems were all perfectly normal. He even saw technicians taking nervous cigarette breaks like actors between scenes. 

Then he spotted the void. It was underneath the building. A black spot he could not see, about twenty feet across. 

Joe blinked. There was almost nothing he couldn’t see through, including lead, despite some deliberately nurtured rumours to the contrary. Whoever put that… absence there knew their stuff. But it was also so obvious—  

Joe ran through his list of surviving Physicians. Ice-water ran down his back.

He attuned himself to the surrounding air-pressure, waited for the right moment, and thrust his arm out.

Vanguard slammed into his hand. He wrapped his fingers around her neck. 

“This is a trap.”

Vanguard thrashed, waiting for Joe’s grip to shift at all. It didn’t. “Figured that out already?”

“A trap for both of us.” He gestured with his free hand at the town around them. “And any poor bastard within a mile of us.”

Vanguard looked up at the Flying Man. For the first time, he looked afraid. “What?”

Joe looked down pleadingly at the superwoman. “Help me evacuate the town. For the love of God, please.” 

She shook her head. “You idiot, there’s no meltdown—”

“You’re right. It’s worse.” He bit his lip. “If you help me empty this town, I’ll surrender to the Red Army. My hand to God. We might only have seconds.”

He let her go. 

Please.”

The Flying Man sped off. Vanguard followed. Within a moment they were running side by side, perfectly matched. A nanosecond later, the Flying Man fell behind, moving like the air had turned to honey. 

For the first half-second, she did what she was able to on her own, going from building to building, room to room, and carrying people to the safety of a hill just outside of town. Not the men and women yet. Children first. Always children first.

The Flying Man had slowed further now. Frozen, mid-step, even moving as fast as he could go. For a moment, she wondered if she needed to make this deal. Then, the ground split. 

It was slow, at first, a few small fissures the width of a hair, radiating outwards from the power plant. 

Anna doubled down her speed.

Building to your left, little girl on the roof.

She didn’t bother questioning how the man had known that. Nor how he’d communicated it to her. She just went and saved the girl.

It took days. Weeks. Months.

Anna didn’t tire. She couldn’t tire. Every single one of these people was an ally. A friend. A comrade.

The cracks grew wider; the outer edge of the blast-wave streaking out from the building at a snail’s pace. The people in the reactor were lost. There was no saving them.

For his part, the Flying Man kept working too, ferrying as many people as he could even as the shockwave crept closer and closer to him.

There was a second sun now, burning in the earth where the power-plant used to be. Joe felt its heat on his back. There was no time left. He had to go. 

He was about to take off when he heard a boy, crying underneath a car. 

Still enough time. 

He glided across the road, feet not touching the ground. He picked up the old Soviet clunker and threw it behind him. The blast devoured it like it was nothing. The child beneath huddled with his hands on his head, frozen in a moment.

It was enough. The whole universe could fit inside a moment, after all. 

Joe picked the child up and wrapped him in his cape. He focused. Light from all over his body pooled around the bundle of fabric.

It’s alright. It was enough. 

The nuclear blast swallowed Joe. He screamed, but his voice was lost in the roar. He burned. He tried shutting his eyes, but there could be no darkness.

The voice in Anna’s head went black.

More than fifty miles away, Dr. Sofia Ivanova sat in forgotten in the corner of a dark, smokey command bunker, surrounded by scared, chattering beasts, spewing their noises onto the electromagnetic spectrum. Useful animals, for once.

A wave of relief, even triumph broke out amongst the men huddled around the consoles. Someone took off their thick earphones and microphone and sighed.

“It’s over,” he said. “The monsters are dead.”

The operation chief felt like he was shedding a second skin of stone. Years of cowering, of being stifled and chastised like goddamn schoolboys, were finally over.

He felt sorry for the girl they sent. She sounded like a good kid. But anyone who could give the Flying Man trouble might as well be him. The USSR wouldn’t settle for a homegrown god ruling over them. He would make sure her statue was built somewhere you could see the sun.

The pudgy general moved over to Sofia Ivanova. “You’ve done it, Sofia. You’ve saved the fucking world.”

Dr. Ivanova looked up at him with her fixed smile. “Says you.”

Her face began to bubble. Her skin burst, white, frothing pus pouring from the wounds. Ivanova’s whole body shook, her bones seeming to dissolve inside her, she slumped to the ground, spreading out across the floor like a puddle. People were screaming, but she didn’t care. 

Some of her other selves might have called her cowardly. Some would even now be hunkering down and germinating. Building themselves back up. But what was the point? This planet was barren soil and a slow death. None of them would ever be what they once were. 

She was done. But at least the star-god was, too.

Silently, she prayed to the Rainbringer.

It had taken Anna what felt like days to find him. Not because he was particularly hidden, or because she didn’t know where to look. It was just the light. Everything in the crater glowed like the earth’s heart. Even moving around here required running laps with every metre just to carry some cool air with her. She felt like she would’ve gone up in flames if she left the quiet.

She found him half buried in ash and slag. His skin was gone; his surface split and broken like wood that had burned to charcoal All that was left were raw burns and scabs. Blood was pouring from his mouth with every breath. There was a diamond shaped shadow across his chest.

All that was left were his moss-green eyes. Somehow, he was still breathing. He turned his head towards Vanguard. 

You made it out…  

There was a child in his arms. A boy bathed in gold. 

Anna Oblov made an effort not to cry.

Then, she heard that voice inside her head.

Take him. 

Anna knelt and pulled the frozen child gently into her arms. She heard a tearing noise as the Flying Man pulled himself free of the ground, leaving a layer of fused skin and flesh behind him in the dirt. He made a low whimpering sound in what was left of his throat. Their eyes met.

She could kill him. Right now.

“… Get out of here,” she muttered. “Before they find you.” Painful realisation struck her. “Before they find us.”

Joseph Allworth nodded. He staggered into the sky, veering off towards the Atlantic as he blindly accelerated forward. The fire was over, but everything burned like it was still there.

He soon left Russia behind, the ocean crawling invitingly below him. 

Part of him wanted to fall. Down into the cool. But he had to get to the ship. Or to Lyonesse— 

No. Sarah. He needed to see his mother. Before… before whatever happened next.

Gravity snatched at Joe’s heels. He couldn’t keep out of its grip. The Flying Man fell into the black sea.  


1. It took Joe Allworth five months to find a composite alloy that would allow light to pass through it.

2. The uptick in suicides at Aokigahara are generally attributed to the influence of Japanese author Seichō Matsumoto’s 1961 novel Nami no Tō (Tower of Waves).

3. Rumors of an incredibly powerful ghost ruling over the spirits of Aokigahara remain unverified to this day.

4. A Russian term roughly translating to “science city” referring to centres of high tech research and manufacturing in the Soviet Union.

5. The nickname of the Russian WW2 sniper Lyudmila Pavlichenko, who notched three hundred and nine confirmed kills during her career.

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Chapter Seventy-Seven: The God Beneath the Sea

Beneath the slowly setting sun Arnold Barnes was putting the finishing touches on his sandcastle when Mabel asked, “If David and Allison don’t come back, what should we do?”

Arnold didn’t look up from his southern turret. “They’re coming back.”

Mabel kept scratching away at her life sketch. “I know. Still, worth thinking about. Can’t exactly do the teleport trick without Allie. And pretty sure we’re not as good at fishing as David.”

Arnold hummed. “True. I guess I could zap chunks of the sea over here and see what turned up… Not sure what we’d do for water, though…” 

Billy stretched in front of Mabel. Without his clothes, he looked as if a children’s illustrator had forgotten when to stop drawing. “I can make saltwater okay to drink!” he insisted. “Can make us food, too—”

“We’re not eating your food sludge,” said Mabel. 

The tiger-boy whined, “But it’s sugary!”   

No.” Mabel glanced at her scrapbook resting beside her. “I guess if we didn’t want to be the Swiss Family Watercolours forever, I could make a boat…”

 A black treasure galleon with a golden water-kelpie for a figurehead appeared just off the island’s shore.      

Mabel grinned. “Or a spaceship…”

The sailing ship vanished, replaced by a classical, red and blue flying saucer1, its rim ringed with hemispherical divots. 

“Nice,” said Arnold. He shifted to look at Mabel and Billy. “Do you think we could manage?” Guiltily, he clarified, “Without David and Allie I mean.”

“Honestly,” said Mabel, “I’m not sure how they would manage.”

The gentle churn of the waves was broken by excited splashing. David was running out of the sea, his grandfather looking on fondly as always. The little boy was wearing a sodden beret.

“Hey guys!” he trilled. He pointed to his beret. “I went to France! Same part mum’s mum was from!” He giggled. “Those kids were so confused…”

Mabel waved. “Hey Dave,” she said, adding, “You know, Allie at least left a note.”

David looked around the beach. “Oh, is Allie gone?”

“Yeah,” said Arnold. “Note said she went flying with ‘Miri’.” 

Billy was looking up at the clouds. “I bet she’s already conquered America or something.”

“That’d be cool,” said Arnold. “We’d own Disneyland.”

“Ooh!” David turned towards his grandfather. “Sometime we’re going to Disneyland!”

“I don’t know what that is,” said Grandfather Ocean. He pointed a pale finger at the UFO still hovering above his domain. “Is that the work of you, larger girl?” he asked Mabel.

“Yes,” Mabel answered warily. 

The Ocean looked at his grandson. “You should keep an eye on this one, too, in case you can add her blood to ours.” 

David rolled his eyes. “Are you going to say that about every girl I know?” 

“Only the exceptional,” said the Ocean. “You keep good company, my child.”

Mabel grit her teeth, hiding her face behind her sketchbook. She didn’t know why Allison liked David’s monster-granddad so much. Aside from him being evil, half the time he sounded like a weird, aquatic Lawrence.

Also, looking at a dead guy’s junk was gross.

Something small and white streaked down through the sky like an early falling star, landing somewhere on the other side of the island. Mabel could have sworn she heard it giggling.

“I think Allie’s back,” said Arnold.

The Watercolours circuited the island until they found Allison. The girl was… licking a tree.  

“Um, Allie?” asked Arnold.

“That tree must taste really good,” said Billy. 

Allison straightened and ran up to her friends, grinning maniacally. “Hi guys!” Her gaze jumped wildly between all the other Watercolours, as though she were only seeing them for the first time.

Mabel squinted at her friend. There was something… askew with Allison. Usually, she carried herself with the confidence of a young tigress. Or a kitten about to pounce at a mirror. Right now she looked like she was about to vibrate herself to death with excitement. Her grin was off too. Allison always smiled like she was surveying a kingdom laid out for the taking. Now she just looked like she’d spent all her pocket money on Windshear’s smuggled soda. 

“Allison,” said Mabel slowly, lest she set her off, “did you… take something while you were away?”

“Allison” blinked, before comprehension dawned on her. “Oh, I’m not Allison.” She shot her arms out to either side of herself. “I’m Miri!”

David tilted his head. “…Wait, you’re that clone-girl Allie ate?” 

“Yep,” chirped Miri. “It’s alright, I was gonna be dead anyway.” 

Arnold regarded her suspiciously. “Is this another Alberto thing? Because we just did that.”

“She gave me permission!” insisted Miri. She glanced at the empty space to her left. “Tell ‘em Allie!”

The air did not speak.

Miri frowned and shook her arm. “C’mon, tell them!” 

A moment of plaintive staring, and the girl closed her eyes. 

Allison opened her eyes and sighed, her whole posture wilting.  “It’s okay, guys,” Allison said wearily. “I’m just… having a break. Please be nice to Miri, she’s cool.”

Miri shook herself like a wet dog. “See? I’m like her…” Miri 

Arnold raised an eyebrow, his arms folded. “You could’ve just been pretending to be Allison.”

Billy shoved the other boy playfully but firmly. “Aww, don’t be like that, Arn.” He stepped next to Miri and pulled her into a side-hug. “Pleased to meetcha, Miri!” 

Miri nuzzled Billy so hard the pair toppled over in the sand. Miri kept on cuddling. “Oh, my God.” Miri wondered if she had one of those. She wasn’t even entirely sure what a “God” was2. It didn’t matter. She had more important quandaries to consider: 

“How are you so cuddly?”

Billy purred. He might’ve been self-conscious about that not too long ago. He wiggled proudly. “Natural talent!.”

Billy’s tail swished against Miri’s leg, making her giggle. “You have a tail!” she declared. “Why don’t other people have tails? They’re so much fun!”

Billy grinned around at his friends. “I think I like her.”

The next fortnight on No-Name-Island passed relatively quietly. Miri manned the fort of her and Allison’s body for more than three days straight.  

Much to David’s consternation, most of that was spent with Billy: 

“Wanna come swimming, Miri?” he asked one afternoon. “There’s a dolphin pod hanging out a couple miles out!” He pointed eagerly out to sea. “We can wrestle them!”

“Maybe later,” Miri answered, not looking at the sea-sprite. She was sitting in the sand, braiding the fur on Billy’s back into tribal tattoos. “I’m doing an art!”

Billy flinched slightly as Miri’s fingers slipped. “Yeah!” he said, grinning and baring his fangs. “I’m gonna be a warrior!”

“Oh, okay,” said David. “Later then.” He turned around and started walking into the ocean, muttering, “Unless you’re too busy kissing and junk.” He kicked a rock into the water on his way past.

“I don’t get it!” David said later, pacing on top of the water in front of his grandfather. “I’m cool right? And dolphins are cool!” 

“You are a beautiful, boundless creature, my child,” Grandfather Ocean assured him. “And dolphins are amenable lovers whose flesh made your mother grow strong and tall.”

“Yeah!” said David. “Who wouldn’t want to pet one? Dumb people, that’s who.” He sat down on the glassy surface of the sea, hand cupped under his chin. “It’s all because Billy’s floofy…”

“You could have fur,” said the Ocean. 

David squinted at his grandfather. “I could?”

“Your body is a seeming. It is whatever you think you are. You could have the snowy pelt of a seal-cub, or the slippery skin of a dolphin.”

David rubbed his chin. “Hmm…” He took a deep breath, clenched his fists, and screwed his eyes shut in concentration. After a minute or so of this, he opened his eyes again and looked down at himself, finding only the usual brown, naked human skin. 

“Stupid—” David startled when he caught sight of his shoulder. It was plated in moss. 

“It’s so unfair!” he whined later walking next to Arnold along the beach. 

“What’s unfair?” Arnold asked, only half-listening as he flapped his cloak in the breeze. 

“It’s like I’ve been replaced!”

Arnold stared incredulously at David, before breaking down in bent over laughter.

“What?” said David. “What’s so funny?”

Arnold looked back up at his friend, mouth open like he was going to explain, only for laughter to overcome him again.

“Seriously!”

Arnold managed to stand up straight up again and wipe his eyes. He strolled ahead of David. “You’re lucky you’re pretty, Dave.”   

Eventually, David figured out what he had to do. Miri thought Billy was cool. Bah! He’d show her cool…

Billy and Miri were sitting on a rocky outcrop arting and crafting when the moaning whale song washed over them.

The minke whale rose from the water, its head and jaw armoured in gleaming white and purple seashells. David rode atop her like Hannibal on his elephant. Like his mount, his body was decorated with shells, while a coral crown rested in his dark locks. 

“Woah,” said Billy, setting down his homemade cup of homemade glue. Thankfully Miri had stopped trying to taste it. “It’s a whale-knight…” 

“Hey guys,” David called. He thumped the whale lightly. She hardly noticed. “Like my new pet?”

The whale let out a rumble deep in its belly.

“It’s neat!” said Miri. She held out Billy’s latest latest creation: a clam with googly eyes and red paint streaked across its lower rim.  “We’ve been doing stuff too! Look! Billy made it look like a face!”

David looked at Miri’s face. He didn’t know Allison’s features were capable of such unalloyed wonder. 

“Billy, do the thing!”

Billy took the clam and flapped its jaws. “Hello, I’m Mr. Scallops!”

Miri squealed and clapped her hands. Her eyes were sparkling, even through the red glare.

David’s eye twitched.

Really? he thought.

“Yeah,” he said. “Cool.”

Sullenly, the boy and his whale sank back below the waves.

Thankfully for David, Miri eventually took the backseat again. 

Mabel was crouched in the sea, futilely trying to wash the sand out of her hair without replacing it with salt.

“Hey Mabs!”

Mabel stood and looked behind her. Her friend with the bloodless skin and the glowing red eyes was standing on the shore. But which one? No costume, but that wasn’t really a clue either way. She didn’t particularly look like she wanted to hug or stick anything in her mouth, and she was standing very straight, like she was issuing the entire world a challenge. In general, she seemed to lack the constant, unabashed state of “yay” in which Miri existed.

“Hey… Allison?”

The girls strolled into the surf next to her friend. “Yeah, I’m back. How’s stuff?”

“Okay,” answered Mabel. “I finally figured out how to draw Billy’s face properly. You’d think kids would be easier when you are one.” She made a show of checking her surroundings before whispering, “I’m gonna try animating it later and make it sneak up on him.”

Allison grinned.“Only if I’m there when you do it. And I have a camera on me.”

“Heh, deal. You were gone a while, Allie.”

Allison quirked her shoulders. “Hey, Miri barely got to be alive before we merged.” Mostly in their sleep, Allison and Miri had agreed that “merged” was the least gross way of putting it. “Why shouldn’t she get to be in charge for a while?”

“True. Still, three days. Long time. You could’ve… taken shifts?”

Allison took a deep breath. “I needed a break.”

“…From being you?”

Allison stiffened for a second, before forcing a smile and splashing Mabel. “Shut up!”

It sounded like Allison meant that more than she realized. Mabel decided not to press things. Allison hadn’t, after all. 

“…And if I have to I eat fish one more night!”

“Maybe if you’d try it raw for once…”

“I’d bloody throw my guts up!”

The girls turned to find David and Arnold stalking along the beach, clearly arguing, with Billy trailing trepidatiously behind them. 

Mabel called over to the boys, “What are you on about?”

Arnold stopped and turned on his heels towards the girls. “I’m sick of sleeping in the sand all the time! I want a real bed!” He grimaced at his own grime and sand encrusted body. “And a shower.” 

David scoffed. “We’re on a beach. Just go for a swim.”

Arnold got right up in the other boy’s face, hissing, “Do you know what sunburn on your butt is like, David?”

“I—”

Do you?” Arnold shot a look at Allison. “And how are you not a lobster by now? You’ve got paper for skin!”

“Do you see paper getting sunburn3? Stop being a wimp, Arn.”

“…I think I’m with Arnold,” said Mabel.

Allison looked at her. “Why?”

Mabel shuffled her feet in the water. “Look, we’re not like you and David. Running around naked and playing with gods or whatever all day is fun, it really is… for a while. But I miss shampoo. And food that isn’t fish.”

“You should try seaweed!” insisted David. “Or dugong!”

“No,” said Mabel firmly.”

“Yeah,” said Billy. “We’ve done it your way for a while. I’ve really liked it, but it should probably be Mabel and Arnold’s turn now.”

“Billy’s right,” said Miri, suddenly standing on the water between Allison and Mabel. “I’ve never been in a house! They sound neat! Like if someone made an island, but inside.”

“Okay,” Allison said flatly. “We just need to find a hotel that’ll let five outlaw kids with no parents or money stay as long as we want without calling the freak-finders.” 

“Can’t be that hard,” said Arnold. “We have your Alberto powers.”

“Seems chancey,” said Billy. “Also, maybe evil?”

David folded his arms and pouted. “I don’t wanna go somewhere I have to wear clothes all day. Or be far away from the sea.”

Arnold shoved him. David shoved back.

There was a gurgling sound behind Mabel and Allison. Grandfather Ocean rose and formed from the water. “My child, if you wish to indulge the animals, I know of a place that might silence their complaints.”

“What place?” asked David. 

“A great cave of air and metal, built by a rascal god some time ago. In my honour, I assume. An estate, I think men would call it, or a manor. It is… acceptable for creatures that breathe, and full of what you would call wonders. It’s been empty for a while now.”

“Alright,” said Billy, grinning and nodding his head, “that, I want to see.”

“It does sound fun,” Allison admitted. 

Arnold only had one question:

“Is there a TV4?”

Rather than risk Arnold dropping them deep beneath the ocean, the children ventured across David’s ancestor on a sailing ship conjured by Mabel’s powers. She and Allison took shifts maintaining it while they and their friends ran around playing pirate amongst thinly-defined, phantasmic sailors. They followed in the wake of an unnaturally long-lived rogue wave, upon whose crest David and grandfather rode. 

After nearly a week, the wave crashed back into the ocean. Once David stopped laughing and hugging his grandfather he broke down into sea fog and reformed on the prowl of the WS5

“We’re here!” he crowed.

The Watercolours gathered portside, looking down at the choppy plane of slate-grey water. Winter ruled this part of the world. The sky above was lined with heavy gray clouds. Thunder rumbled somewhere below the horizon.

Mabel rubbed her shoulders. Even with her costume, the air carried a bite. She would be glad to be somewhere warm again. “Okay,” she looked at David, “how do we get down to this sea-castle or whatever?”

David smiled indulgently and rubbed his knuckles against his chest. “Don’t worry, I’ve got it covered.”

He gazed down at the sea, his eyes aglow. A small, circular patch of water froze over. Its edges curved upwards, rising into the air until the glassy ice met and closed, except for a porthole in the very top, large enough for a child or two to slip through.

David turned to Allison at the end of the line. “Allie—” 

His body became a splash on the deck. His voice rose from the ice-bubble:

“Mind helping our friends into the bathysphere?”

Once Allison had lowered the last Watercolour down into the globe, it sealed shut. Everyone was wearing their costumes, apart from David. Arnold wanted to ask how his skin wasn’t sticking to the ice.

“Try not to breathe too much,” the water-sprite said.

“I wasn’t until you said that,” grumbled Arnold.

Mabel’s ship dissolved back into dreams. The bubble plunged below the waves. David’s grandfather swam in front of them, towards a light in the far gloom. The light became a rosebulb of blue and green diamond cradled in gold filigree, glowing in the storm-darkened sea like the fallen moon. Or maybe a dandelion, swaying in the current on a stalk that trailed down into the murk. It appeared to be the size of a school bus.

“Wow,” said Billy, his face as close to the ice as possible without having to leave a chunk of his fur behind.  

He didn’t know it, but Miri was on her knees right next to him, her imaginary face pressed right against the window. She grinned back at her sister. “Pretty!”  

“Is pretty woah,” Allison said, as though finely crafted jewels of metal and diamond were something she found all the time in the middle of the oceans. “Looks a bit small for us, though.”

They drew closer. The rosebulb grew to the size of a house. Then a manor. Then a large shopping mall.

“Holy shit,” said Mabel. “Who the hell built this place?”

“Dunno,” said David. “Granddad just says it was a god.” He shrugged. “I don’t think he’s very good at telling them apart.”

“Get in as close as possible,” Arnold told him. “I really don’t want to mess this up.”

David obeyed, bringing the icey submarine so near it was almost touching the rosebud. To Arnold’s quiet but obvious relief, its diamond walls were largely transparent. 

“There!” he said, pointing at a place close to the bottom of the structure. “Pretty sure there’s a staircase through there! Everyone huddle up!”

The children all laid their hands on Arnold. The globe flashed green and crumbled away.

The Watercolours materialized in a heap on the staircase. Mabel got to her feet first. “Nice, Arn,” she said. “We’re not drowning!”

She looked around. They were in what looked like the grand foyer of a Gilded Age ocean-liner. But where those ships did their best to make their passengers feel as though they were on dry land, this space seemed to glory in the marine. The carpets and walls were all aquatic greens and blues, the latter dotted with bronze and chrome barnacles. Before the staircase was a fountain that looked like nothing more than a hole into the ocean. There were murals of sea creatures and gods everywhere. The entire front wall was a window out into the sea.   

“I think we need to thank your grandpa,” said Arnold.

A calm, even voice filled the entire room. In a perfectly calculated English accent it said: “It is my unfortunate duty to inform you children that you are trespassing.”

The children all startled and scrambled to their feet. Arnold lit up with lightning. A laser-pistol appeared in Mabel’s hand. A globe of mercury materialized in front of Billy’s chest. 

Allison resisted the impulse to burn. This place was too nice to scorch if it could be avoided. “And who might you be?” she asked cooly. “You that god that built this place?”

“No,” said the voice. “I am the caretaker intelligence of the residential section of the Lyonesse complex. I mind the shop while sir is away.”

“And who is ‘sir’?” asked Arnold, still glowing bright, eyes peeled for attack robots or whatever this place was going to throw at them.

“Oh, this is unexpected. On the off chance that any intruder did not already know whose home this is, sir authorized me to display this image for intimidation purposes. Please enjoy.”

A perfect holographic image appeared above the fountain. 

All the colour rushed from Mabel’s cheeks. “Fuck.”

Arnold glared at David. “Your granddad’s an idiot.”

Gently, the Flying Man smiled down at the children.   


1. Its shape of course was utterly impractical for an interstellar vessel. It was, however, currently in vogue with the galactic community.

2. What scraps of spiritual education Miri received during her incubation period concerned the pantheistic faith of the Physician’s own shallow coastal clan.

3. As Eliza Winter would have explained, it was less that Allison Kinsey skin was low in pigment as all of it was white.

4. Grandfather Ocean in turn had a question of his own: “What’s a ‘TV’?”

5. “Watercolours Ship”

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Chapter Seventy-Six: Red Glare

PRSD1 specialist Paul Mars stood before a wave of journalists and gawkers, trying to keep it from breaking over the blue and white police tape stretched out in front of the Russo Family Ice-Cream Bar. It shouldn’t have been difficult. The boy was built like a more modest Rhodes Colossus. But his father always told him never to lean on folks with his size, and all those eyes pitted against him felt like whirring death-rays.  

“Please folks,” he begged in his soft Californian drawl, “the police need space to do their job.”

A fish-faced man with a non-existent chin jostled his way to the head of the throng and shouted, “What are all you yanks even doing here? Is this an invasion? Think we can’t see to our own matters?” 

Mars couldn’t tell if the question was accusatory or not. The Australian twang was the linguistic answer to the man sitting in the back of the bar with the perpetual grin. Or did they call them “pubs” down here? “Sir, Delta Squad is just here to lend a hand. We’re all rooting for Australia.” 

Currents of laughter ran through the crowd. It didn’t sound like they were laughing with Paul.

He’d done it again, hadn’t he? At least they weren’t talking about “rubbers” again.  

A young journalist in a creased sand-coloured suit threatened his notepad with a No.2 pencil. “Excuse me, Mr. Mars—yes, Miles Parker, The West Australian—can you confirm or deny that the perpetrator of this latest attack is in fact the ringleader of the Royal Exhibition Hall gang?”

Paul briefly wondered when the commentariat was going to come up with a catchier name for those kids2, before stuttering, “Well, that’s what Mr. Russo—and the police, of course—are telling us, but none of us in the squad were here when it happened, unfortunately.”

“And do you think there’s any proof to the rumours that these demi-children have a backer of some kind?” 

Like he’d always been taught, Paul Mars answered frankly and honestly:

“I have no idea. Sorry.” 

Paul Mars was instantly assaulted by a barrage of questions and baffled abuse. He barely managed to resist covering his ears.

“How the hell can you not know? You’re a bloody super!”

“But I’m not—”  

“Useless cunts!”

Paul’s face went red. 

A burnt, shiny scalped old man in an off-white singlet walked right up to the American. “It’s fuckin’ disgraceful, freaks like you acting like you’re on our side! You monsters got us into this mess in the first place!” He started prodding Mars in the chest. “My niece was in Boans when your kind tore a man apart! What do you have to say to that?”

Paul begged like a child in a schoolyard, “Please stop that, sir.”

The man grinned sourly, clearly lusting after a public martyrdom. People were cheering him on like he was David standing in Goliath’s shadow. “Oh, the big demi wants me to stop touching him. Make me.

To his eternal shame, Paul briefly considered giving the old coot what he wanted.

A hydrogen bomb of a voice boomed over the commotion. “Will you all just can it?

Paul’s superior officer was striding through and above the crowd, his legs stretched fifteen feet below him like clown stilts. “Come on, out of the way!” he shouted as civilians scrambled to obey. 

Soon enough, Corporal Jinks was by Paul’s side. His legs shortened until he was a head shorter than the specialist—albeit still about three inches wider. More than anything, the corporal resembled a grey brick with eyes. He glared at the old man through sunglasses dark as space. “Why are you giving my boy Mars here a bad time, sir?” He pronounced the last word like it was the vilest slur in a drill-sergeant’s arsenal.  

The old man folded his arms and tilted his nose up, apparently unintimidated by the living wall that was Corporal Jinks. “What you people do is ungodly.”

Corporal Jinks rolled his eyes. He bet this idiot hadn’t been to any kind of church in a hundred Easters.  

Jinks’ neck stretched and reared upwards like a boa constrictor. He looked down at the old man. “What’s your name, sir?”

“…Mr. Wilks.”

“Little logic puzzle, Mr. Wilks.” He lay a hand on Wilks’ shoulder. It snaked across the man’s back and wrapped tight around his chest. 

Mr. Wilks squeaked. The crowd held its breath.

Jinks continued. “If God doesn’t like this, but I can still do it, who’s tougher?”       

Mr. Wilks squeaked. 

“Come on, tell me!”

The man let out a yelp. “You! You are!”

Jinks released Mr. Wilks. “Exactly right!” His cheeks bulged, forming into a kind of organic megaphone. “Now, disperse!”

The civilians scattered to the winds. 

Paul sighed. He thought back to what Corporal Jinks told the squad on the plane to Australia:

“Remember boys, we’re here to win hearts and minds… and hopefully see a kangaroo.”

Jinks slapped Mars on the back. “Come on, boy, let’s see what your pals are up to.” He spotted Mr. Wilks trying to shuffle off down the street. “Hey, Wilks!” he shouted.

Wilks startled before slowly turning around to face the Americans. “…Yes?”

“You got a light?” asked Jinks with a massive grin. 

Wilks nodded shakily as he pulled a pack of Redheads matches, only for Corporal Jinks to grab it off him from thirty paces. 

Jinks’ arm snapped back to his side like a tape-measure. “Thanks, buddy!”

Mr. Wilks took off running as soon as he thought Jinks wasn’t watching.

“Sir, was that completely”—Paul searched for the least insubordinate way of putting it—“…nice?”

Corporal Jinks lit a cigar with one of his confiscated matches. “Paul, that man was spoiling for a rumble, so I gave him an entrée.” Smoke plumed from his nostrils. “Turned out he wasn’t hungry. Conflict resolution, eh?” He tapped at his temples. “Conflict resolution, boy. That’s just using your noggin.”

“If you say so, sir.”

Paul Mars had never planned to go into the military. He always expected to end up running the family farm until he died, or became one with the landscape itself. Paul’s sisters always joked about him becoming a superhero, but he could never see it. That required hurting people. As far as Mars was concerned, the best use of his power was keeping bottles of pop cool. 

Then Vietnam happened. Then Paul’s number came up.

Paul Mars didn’t want to go to war. He looked sideways at anyone who did. But they told him at school and church and half a dozen other places that it was his duty. 

Besides, better him than someone else.   

He’d finally gotten up the nerve to talk about his unique talent at his draft board physical. “Excuse me, doctor,” he said as the aging military doctor rested his stethoscope on his bare back, “there’s something I need to come clean about.”

“What is it, son?” Dr. Chavez asked, bracing himself in case the young man shat himself or tried hitting on him.

Paul Mars took a deep breath. His shadow tore free from his frame, rising into the air like acrid black smoke. All the light in the little wood panelled office rushed into the cloud like dust falling into a black hole, leaving the room dark as midnight. The room became deathly cold.

Dr. Chavez tried to shout, “Jesus Christ!” but no sound escaped his mouth. It was like the words froze to death in the air. 

Paul Mars’ shadow dissolved, releasing its stolen heat and energy. The sudden excitement of the atmosphere sent a few bottles and cups of stationary clattering to the floor.

“Sorry, doctor,” Paul said sheepishly, before asking, “am I disqualified?”

Dr. Chavez rubbed at his glasses. A thin layer of frost had spread across the lenses. “…Not exactly, kid.”

And with that, the Department of Psychonautics and Occultism took Mars under their wing. They told the lad he was a sorcerer. That had confused Paul. He always thought you had to read a lot of dusty books or have a chat with the Devil to be a sorcerer. The Mars family meanwhile were committed Presybtarians, and Paul’s familiarity with old tomes was limited to his great-great grandfather’s Poor Richard’s Almanack. But as one of Paul’s future teammates had explained, “sorcerer” was just the government’s new word for powered people who were clearly not bright enough to be wizards. 

Comments like that aside, life in the PRSD was pretty alright. Corporal Jinks was… him, but he could be nice, in a scary sort of way. The other specialists weren’t all bad either. Sofía Verres swore far too much for a lady, but Paul tried not to judge. She’d led a hard life. As for Kerry Napes… well, Kerry Napes was… him. 

Jinks and Mars passed Mr. Russo, still giving his account to the police constable:

“…She walked in bloody naked, too!3” The ice-cream man leaned forward and whispered, “It’s the fucking hippies. All those drugs they take are mutating their bloody kids!4

“God,” said the corporal, “can you imagine having that kind of power as a little kid? It’d fucking warp ya.”

“Uh, I can, sir,” replied Mars. “I was born with powers. Miss Verres too, I think.”

“Oh.” Jinks was quiet for a moment. “Good thing you boys turned out okay, then.”

Mars knew Corporal Jinks had come into his powers later than most. All the other sorcerers Paul knew had their powers at least since childhood, but Jinks was at least forty, and he’d only had powers for three years, tops. The rumour back at Lawton was that he’d jumped on a grenade in ‘Nam and ballooned like a sail in a headwind. 

It was strange, Paul thought, having a commanding officer greener than him.

They found Specialist Verres chatting up a storm with a little girl across the street. The kid was wearing sunglasses even darker than Jinks’, and kept tapping at the pavers with a white cane. She was also dressed in too-big red and yellow pinstriped trousers, topped with a pink and green blouse. She looked like if circus clowns could reproduce.   

 “So you were a supervillain?” 

Regretfully, Verres found herself frowning. A hawkishly featured Latina woman, something about how her lips were set made slight irritation look like genuine anger. 

At least she’s blind, Verres thought, before feeling a prick of guilt at the idea.  

“Not really,” said Verres. “I mean, I didn’t have a super-name or a costume or anything. Didn’t even know where you got one of those.” That’s what they don’t tell you about embarking on a life of crime: even that demanded capital. “I just turned car-windows into sand and scooped out whatever I found.”

 “So, you were a crook… then you joined the army?”

Verres smiled resignedly. “It was either that or jail.”

The girl nodded solemnly. “I know the feeling.”  

Before Verres could ask how that could possibly be true, her corporal called out, “Not sharing state secrets are we, Verres?”

Verres gave Jinks a rather sloppy salute. “No, sir, just talking to,” she looked down at the blind girl. “What was your name again?” 

The girl grinned like she was stifling a giggle. “Miri- Uh, Miranda. My friends call me Miri.” 

Paul Mars stepped forward and shook the little girl’s hand. “Pleased to meet you, Miri. Paul Mars.”

Miri-Miranda shook back hard. “Right back at ya. You part of this squad thing?”

Paul glanced down at his bright, starred-and-spangled PRSD uniform. “…Yes?”

Apparently Miri-Miranda caught the dubious note in Paul’s voice. She pointed to her sunglasses. “Blind.”

Verres could see the auburn-haired sorcerer’s heart breaking. God, she loved that stupid soft-face of his. 

“I’m sorry,” 

Miri-Miranda shrugged. “The cancer was a while ago, I’m used to it.”

The beginning of tears swelled in Paul’s eyes. Verres meanwhile wondered what kind of parents the girl’s were. The way they dressed her alone should’ve warranted jail-time. And she was so pale. Was this the first time they’d let her outside or something?

Corporal Jinks put a hand on the girl’s shoulder. “Well, you’re handling it like a trooper, Miss Miranda. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”

Miri-Miranda saluted. “Yes, sir!”

Paul watched as his corporal’s face broke out in smile lines. He wondered if the old soldier had children of his own… 

“Can I ask you a question?” asked Miri-Miranda.

“Sure thing kiddo,” said Jinks.

The girl pointed to a spot about three feet to the left of the last member of Squad Delta. “Why’s that guy not wearing a shirt?”

Corporal Jinks and the others followed Miri-Miranda’s finger to Kerry Napes. The blond nineteen year old was clumsily trying to hit on a clearly uncomfortable woman about ten years his senior. While he wore the same patriotically coloured trousers as his teammates, his chest was bare, apart from a web of tattoos resembling a circuit-diagram. 

Corporal Jinks grimaced, trying not to think too hard about the answer to that. “…Military secret, kid. Wait, how’d you know he didn’t have a shirt?”

Before Miri-Miranda could answer, one of the baseline soldiers attached to the squad ran up to the corporal and whispered into his ear. 

Jinks’ expression flattened. “Thank you, private,” he said through gritted teeth, “dismissed.” 

The soldier left, looking very relieved. 

Jinks beamed at Miri-Miranda. “Sorry about this, little miss, I just need to talk to my boys for a second.” 

“S’alright.”

“Good.” 

Corporal Jinks took the two specialists aside, hopefully out of earshot of any easily panicked civilians. “It’s the DDHA, they need us for a capture.” He made a sound halfway between a grunt and a sigh. “The kid’s resisting.”

“A kid, sir?” asked Paul mournfully.

Her burning eyes hidden behind dark glass and the reflective glare of the sun, Miri watched the squad cooly. 

There was something Corporal Jinks found perverse about riding a troop-carrier through a living, breathing city. Instead of gunfire, or thick tires climbing over rock and undergrowth, the APC was bombarded battered by car-horns and the pattering of millions of feet against the sidewalk. Civilians going about their lives. It felt like a threat. Not against the Corporal’s body or life, but his basic decency. A weapon of war in a school district. 

“You said this was gonna stop.”

Paul Mars didn’t sound like a soldier. He sounded like a boy. He was a boy. If Jinks had been a proper hardass, he would’ve made the walls of the truck rattle cussing Mars out. Instead, he just sighed. “The Aussies say they’re ‘transitioning’.”

Flecks of glass danced along Specialist Verres’ gloved fingers, reflecting what little light they could catch in the gloom of the tarpaulin. “What he means is everyone’s too pissed off and scared to switch gears, and even if they weren’t, they wouldn’t know what to do instead.” She asked Paul, “You ever run for your life, Mars?”

Paul nodded. “Once. Bull got loose.”

Verres rolled her eyes. “Of course it did. So, did you stop running the second you were safe?”

“…No?”

“That’s what this is. Running because your blood’s still up and you’re too fucking terrified for anything else.” Verres sat back and folded her arms, her glass shards tucking themselves in behind her ears. “It’s just the regulars here are the ones doing the chasing.”

There was a thump against the ceiling. 

“Is it hailing or something?”

Paul wrapped his arms around his stomach. Australia was confusing.

Kerry Napes was vibrating with excitement. “At last, some action!”

“…Our last capture was four days ago,” said Verres.

“Too long! This is what I’m made for!5 This land is my Eden! Little rogue sorcerers around every corner, just for us!” Napes grinned like a gassy newborn. “Definitely beats opening another fucking mall…”

Corporal Jinks shook his head silently. Overall, he considered himself lucky in terms of company. Paul Mars was, frankly, a pussy, but sometimes he reckoned he could use more of those. Jinks tended to throw the boy at the cameras whenever his arm needed to seem kind. Verres was a crook, but she was also one of the best arguments for women in the armed forces. She had a good head for reading the public mood, too. He’d even seen a scrap of decency hiding under her skin from time to time.

Kerry Napes, though, was just a dickhead. Jinks had decided early on that the man was never to be allowed near the cameras. Just on the off-chance popped a boner while thinking something vile. Or even just started swearing in the vicinity of the sound gear. Or worst of all, tried demonstrating his powers.

Napes’ skin pulsed like there were giant pill bugs crawling underneath. He smirked. “Please tell me we’re nearly there, my friends are hungry.” 

“Never do that again till I’m in my ground,” Verres snapped. 

Napes threw his hands up. “Well they are!”

There had to have been a mix-up, thought Jinks. Somewhere in the depths of Vietnam, some clean-cut kid was blasting Charlie with good vibes6… 

The truck came to a stop. The noises outside had become more alarming.

“Look alive, boys,” ordered Jinks.

Squad Delta spilled out of the troop-carrier. They were somewhere in the City of Sterling, close enough to the beach that the air was faintly spiced with sea-salt. Policemen and ADF soldiers were shouting at people gawking from their windows and front lawns. Others were pointing their guns and screaming at a bulge in the middle of the road, scurrying about like a puppy trapped under a carpet.

“So,” said Verres, “do we actually know what this kid can do?” 

“Nope!” said Jinks bitterly. “Freakin’ DDHA.”

Napes punched his palm. “The Spartans’ enemies didn’t hand them neat little reports! Why should ours?”

“Shut up, university boy,” Verres snapped.

The squad found a bureaucratically coloured man lurking on the outskirts of the fracas, frantically flicking through a ringbinder labelled DDHA Field Protocols7.

Jinks tapped him on the shoulder. The man jerked and swung around. “Oh! Y-you must be Corporal Jinks?”

“Yes,” grunted the soldier. “And you are?”

“DDHA Agent Frecks, at your service sir.” 

Verres looked Frecks up and down. He looked like if James Bond had been shut inside a running washing machine. Couldn’t they have at least sprung for a black suit?

“What’s the situation?” asked Jinks.

Frecks cleared his throat. “Well, me and my partner Benson had pacified the target’s parents, with the help of the soldiers of course—”

Verres cut in, “You pointed guns at them, didn’t you?”

“And made them tea!” protested Frecks. “We’re not monsters!”

There was a second of silence before Frecks cleared his throat again. “Anyway, the girl was cooperating—basically—so we tried to go easy on her. Even let her take a teddy-bear.”

“Go on…”

“We were walking out onto the street when she dropped the thing, so we let her pick it up—” Frecks bit his lip. 

“For Christ’s sake, man, spit it out!” barked Jinks. 

“Well, the moment she touched the ground, her body sort of melted into it and—”…” Flecks pointed at the living mass of tarmac currently tripping up Perth’s finest. “—That.”

Corporal Jinks hummed and rubbed his chin. He really wanted to avoid shooting a kid. Especially one who could absorb bullets. What to do, what to do…

“Poor thing,” said Paul Mars. “Must be scared to death.”

Jinks clicked his fingers, before pointing sharply at Agent Flecks. “Get all your police and troops out of here!”

Flecks sputtered. “But sir—”

“Form a cordon. Keep the news crews out of the danger zone.They’re not worth anything here anyway.”

“Brilliant idea, sir!” cried Napes. “More for us.”

Jinks turned on his heel, and backhanded the man in the jaw. Kerry swore. Jinks ignored him. “Hide him or something, Verres. The last thing we need is Napes trying to eat a ten year old.”

Over the course of the next twenty minutes, soldiers and police officers climbed into their cars and trucks and retreated out of sight. Eventually—besides the soldiers enjoying a deeply awkward afternoon tea with Mr. and Mrs Nichols—all that were left were Flecks, Benson, and the PRSD. 

Paul Mars approached the roiling mass in the road—alone and slowly. He had his hands raised. He’d have waved a white flag if he had one. “Hey, Lily, isn’t it?”

The distorted lump of road melted and reformed. It became the shape of a girl, with crushed glass for eyes. Or the upper half of one, anyway. Her waist tapered off into the asphalt. A mermaid of the suburbs city. She didn’t answer.

“Can’t talk like that?” asked Paul.

The girl nodded warily. 

Paul bent till he was level with the child. He tried to remember conversations with his little sisters, and shook his head, before simply planting his rear on the asphalt, and crossing his legs. He gave the girl a smile. “Look, I know this is scary. It was scary for me and my friends, too when it happened to us. But I promise, we just want you to be safe. We’re not going to take you anywhere nasty.”

The girl tilted her head.

“He’s full of shit.” 

Everyone looked up. There was a little girl dressed in rainbows floating above the scene. Her eyes burned bright red, and her skin was white ash. 

“…Miranda?” said Paul eventually.

“Shit,” said Verres flatly.

Allison Kinsey ignored him. “I’ve been to the place they’ll take you. I think you should beat them up.”

Lily Nichols’ avatar looked noncommittally from Allison to Paul. It was strange. As the girl’s body moved, the upper half of it seemed to become less and less a part of the asphalt. Her torso was glass now, clear as the surface of a pool, but distorted under the surface by what for all the world looked like the glowing core of a lava lamp, shifting around inside her frame like a blob of liquid light. She thought about the words for a second, then, frowned, and shook her head.

“Thank you, Lily.” Paul gave her another smile, which she didn’t quite return.             

 Allison cracked her knuckles. “S’okay,” she said brightly. “I can get you started.” 

The next thing Paul knew, Allison was slamming into his chest with the force of a small car, sending his body sprawling end over end across the road. 

Mars came to a stop when his body struck the Nichols’ station wagon. He let out a pained groan, then looked up at Allison, now standing between him and Lily. 

“Miri…” His vision swam as he tried to push himself upright, only to slump on his shoulders against a car tyre.. “…That’s not nice.”  

Allison saw a golden opportunity. “The name’s Symphony,” she said, “and trying to arrest little girls isn’t nice either.”

It had sounded better in her head. She was keeping the name, though. Whatever the quality of Allison’s comeback, Lily still clapped. It sounded like a minor earthquake. Paul sighed. He’d thought he was winning the girl over.

“Right,” said Verres, watching the scene with the others from between a pair of houses across the street. “Time to raise some insurance premiums…”

Verres cracked her neck around on her shoulders, and pushed. There was a pulse. Every window, every tv screen, every piece of glassware in the street exploded into thousands upon thousands of jagged, angular shards. The shards flew and swirled towards Lily and the newly dubbed Symphony, joined by dust and dirt pulled up from the lawns and sidewalks. The cloud blew around the girls like sharpened rose-petals, orbiting the rainbow child and the glass girl like the rings of Saturn, catching and distributing the light they each exuded. 

Lily made distressed grinding noises, her face scrunching up with fear. Allison stood her ground. The Americans were bluffing. Their brains were telling her that as loudly as they could. This was just playtime back at the Institute. It wasn’t even sharper. Britomart hadn’t pulled her punches. 

She reached for Lily’s mind. 

Don’t panic. They’re not half the supers we are. Wait, idea!

Allison grabbed hold of Specialist Verres’ song. It was like organ music powered by burning petrol. At the same time, she ignited, burning as hot as she could. Then, she let out a pulse. The glass all around them glowed like the embers of a fire as it melted. Verres flinched. Then Allison brought all of it into one; a single, metre wide ball of molten glass and heat, burning like the core of the world. She held the whole of it over Lily’s head… 

“Do your thing!” Allison cried.

Lily reached for the sphere.  

For a moment, her road-formed avatar was simply still; an asphalt statue bereft of life. Then reality caught up to it, and it crumbled into tar and rock. As for Lily, her essence fled into the sphere, the glowing core at the centre of her crystalline form flowing into the mass of molten glass.There was a chime; like the sound of a spoon against a drinking glass, but amplified to the level of a church bell. The sphere bulged and flowed; first the tips of fingers, then a momentary glimpse of a girl’s face among the light. For a few seconds, everyone present simply stared.

When the reformation was done, Lily Nichols stood at least three metres tall, Steam playing around her molten form in a loose cloud of shimmers and distorted air. The effect was only slightly spoiled when Lily giggled, her voice now clearer than the finest record.

“Aw, jeez, this is so much better than being a wall!”

“Yeah!” Allison shouted. “How do you like us now? Flying girl and melty giant!”

“Shit!” hissed Verres. “The glass isn’t listening to me! I can’t get it back!” 

Jinks said, “You never told me you could heat it up like that!”

“I can’t! It was all the kid!” she swore. “And now it’s so hot I can’t get it off of her!”

Kerry Napes giggled. “Three powers! We’ve hit the jackpot! Let me at her, boss, for the love of God!”

Jinks just barely resisted the urge to slap the specialist. Again.

Allison was addressing her new friend. “So, want to play King Kong in the city for a bit?”

Before Lily had the time to shake her head, the temperature plummeted. All sound died. A dark, private dusk fell over the girls. 

Lily’s glass giant went from glowing ruby to clouded diamond. For the first time in months, Allison shivered. She tried to heat up the air, but it was like throwing water off a cliff. All the energy she put out was drawn away like breath into the wind.

She glanced over at Paul Mars. He was sitting up now. His shadow was missing. The specialist was shouting, but the sound was snatched away before it got to Allison’s ears. She growled silently, before stalking over and lifting the man by his throat. Her feet left the ground. 

“Stop spoiling it!”

A shearing snap, then a cloud of powdered glass hit the girl in the eyes. 

“Ow!”

Allison let go of Mars, only for something thick, warm, and sweaty to snap shut around her body. Eyes watering, she looked down to see the corporal standing below her. Both his arms were stretched, his hands bloated. One was setting Paul back on his feet. The other was clasped tight around Allison.

“Thanks, sir,” said Paul as he dusted himself off.

“Don’t mention it.” He looked up at his squirming, thrashing captive. “And that’ll be enough of that, ‘Symphony’.”

Allison tried desperately to wiggle free of Jinks’ swollen hand. She scratched and clawed at the inside of his palm, but it was like trying to gore cookie dough.

“Stop being mean!”

Jinks glanced over at the sound of Lily’s voice, just in time to see her cross the distance between them in a flying leap. The ground shook.

Her shadow fell rapidly over the two men.

“Shit!” shouted Jinks, shoving Mars to the side and raising one rapidly swelling arm to defend himself. But Lily was larger and heavier than she or the corporal realized. She slammed into the corporal like a titan’s fist, and Jinks was sent flying into the bricks of the house Verres sheltered behind, his form hitting the wall with a wet splat.

The arm holding Allison spasmed and thudded limply to the ground, freeing her; the length of it still connected to the smear that remained of the corporal like a string of stretched spaghetti. She floated in the air and humphed.

“Serves him right.” 

Paul and Verres both looked on in horror. 

“Jinks!”  

Lily put her hands against her mouth in horror, a stream of mumbled half-apologies flowing desperately from her lips. The apologies abruptly stopped when the corporal’s remains muttered something little girls really aren’t supposed to hear.

The human splat croaked, “Okay, Napes, your turn… just don’t kill them, alright?”

Kerry Napes jumped out from the shrubbery he’d been hiding behind. “At last!” He grinned up at Allison. “Hey kid, lonely?”

Paul and Verres both braced themselves.

Kerry’s eyes rolled backwards in his head, and then exploded, releasing a swarm of something between shrimp and wasps. The tattoos on his chest leaked gouts of blood, before cracking open to release his transformed organs. Toothed intestines spilled onto the road like wyrms from a dragon’s womb. Napes’s heart wiggled out after them on its arteries, ventricles hardening and curling like the horns of a rhino beetle. His lungs were grinning goblins, accompanied by scuttling creatures with hides of muscle and torn skin. Soon all that was left of the specialist were a few strips of epidermis and his brain, armoured by the remnants of his skull. Even that sprouted legs and scuttled away into the bushes.

The menagerie charged at the girls.

Allison shuddered. “Ewww!” She looked over at Lily. “You wanna go get your parents or whatever while I take care of those?”

The glass-giant gave a thumbs up. 

Allison landed amongst the monsters. She looked around and grinned, picturing about half of Eliza Winter’s biofeedback signals. These things looked dangerous; knowledge taken from first Zywie, then, more pertinently, the Physician highlighting sets of barbed, neurotoxin laced stingers hidden amongst the swarm. She clotted her blood, and set her skin aflame.  “Bring it on.”

Time slowed, or at least Allison’s perception of it. The thing that had been Kerry Napes’ heart shot a jet of blood at the girl. To her it was like watching an icicle form in mid-air. Effortlessly, she snatched up the pancreas lunging for her leg and shoved it between herself and the stream.

The creature screamed as the acid struck it. Kerry Napes’ song exploded with notes of pain. One of the disadvantages of literally throwing yourself at your enemies, Allison supposed. 

She threw the melting organ aside. A couple of miscellaneous messes of bone and muscle were trying to to flank her. High on adrenaline, she leapt to the side, grabbing the heart. She dug her nails into the thing. It shrieked, spraying its deadly blood all over a cluster of vermiform veins and serpentine bowels. When it was spent, she threw it down and kicked it like a football into what she swore had once been Napes’ fibula.  The eye-swarm was descending now like angry rain. 

Allison pulsed, white hot. The creatures burst into flame, consumed in less than a second. She felt good.

On the other side of the street, Corporal Jinks and specialist Verres watched on, unsure whether to be horrified or impressed. As a solution, Napes’ power was almost always worse than the problem.

Lily crashed shoulder-first into her living room, catching sight of her parents cowering by the sofa. The soldiers guarding them screamed pointless, indiscernible things up at Lily, but Grandad’s old armchair toppled both of them like bowling pins.

Mr. and Mrs Nichols looked up at their daughter with something akin to awe. 

“Lily?” her mother asked.      

The giant picked them both up gently. Effortlessly. Like kittens. Both her parents were too stunned to make a noise.   

What Lily didn’t notice was Paul Mars’ shadow floating behind her. Allison did, though, watching the family reunion as she crushed some of Napes’ remaining body parts between her hands.

Verres screamed, trying to tackle Allison with desperate, purely human strength. Almost idly, the girl noted the electricity sparking across her shoulders from Verres’ stun-stick. Allison thrust her hands out and launched the woman over her head, letting her own momentum do most of the work. 

All her attention was focused on the living shadow. It reminded her of a mosquito that’d drunk its fill. It was vast and globular now, and something like thunder and lightning roiled deep within it.

All that energy, she thought. Why isn’t he blasting her?

She found Paul Mars crouching behind a picket fence. He was breathing deeply and rapidly, like he was trying to psyche himself up for something.

Oh yeah, she remembered, he’s a wimp

An idea struck Allison.

Colonel Jinks shot upwards on his legs, before retracting them back into himself and flattening around Allison like a net, rapidly contracting..

The girl let herself burn for just a second. The sudden burst of hot air blew the colonel up like a hot air balloon, sending him at first into the air, then, as his body vented the air, just badly off course.  

“Hey, Miri.”

“Yeah?” said the ghost-child, hopping around her host. 

“You know how I went inside that Thumps guy and made him shoot me?”

“Yes?”

“Mind doing that with Paul over there?”

“…You want me to shoot you?”

Allison groaned. “No, I mean—just get inside him, will ya?”

Miri regarded the specialist, still trying to convince himself to try and blast away Lily’s glass body. He was so big. And boy.

Fine,” she huffed.  

The spectre took off running towards Mars. She collided with him and— 

Miri gasped with Paul’s lungs. It was even worse than she’d expected. She had way more arms and legs than she knew what to do with, everything was sweaty, and she felt like someone had stapled a lump of raw chicken between her legs. Miri was suddenly very grateful the Physician had made her female.

She shook Paul Mars’ head, trying to focus. What do I do now?

Send his shadow-thing over to the other Americans!

“Okay,” Miri said aloud. Gosh, his voice was deep

The void of darkness flitted over to where Jinks and Verres were trying to find their second wind. It hovered above them, threatening to rain its stolen energy down on their heads.

“The hell are you doing, Mars?” Jinks shouted. “Don’t tell me you’ve gone turncoat!”

Miri waved at them. 

“Paul Mars is under new management,” called Allison. “We’re gonna keep him if you don’t go away.

Verres looked questioningly at her superior officer. “Jinks?”

Kerry Napes brain scuttled frantically out from its hiding place, ramming the corporal’s ankles until Jinks picked it up. Despite himself, he started stroking the misbegotten thing like a frightened puppy. 

He looked plaintively at Allison. “Just… don’t hurt Paul. Please.”

Allison smiled slyly. “Wouldn’t dream of it.”

Paul started walking towards his comrades. A few feet away, his shadow shrunk and reattached itself to its owner. The specialist stumbled forward like he’d been shoved.

“What happened?”

Verres grabbed her comrade’s hand and started pulling him roughly towards the AMV. “We’re going,” she said.

A little woozily, Mars said, “But the mission—”

“Tactical retreat, Paul,” said Jinks firmly, still carrying Napes’ brain. It was going to take ages for him to grow back, but better that than dead. Hell. This might even keep him out of trouble for a while. The corporal called over his shoulder. “Miss Whatever-Your-Name-Is, I don’t approve of what your country does to children like you, but you are an absolute brat.”

Allison didn’t answer the man. Instead, she turned and walked towards Lily Nichols, still holding her parents in her palms. 

“I like your power,” she said.

Something like a ghost emerged from the giant’s chest. It landed in front of Allison and solidified into a naked, red haired girl about her age. “Thanks,” she said. “Yours is pretty good too.” She tilted her head. “Flying, lava…?”

“Lotta things,” said Allison, trying not to brag for once. “How long you been a super?”

“Since forever.”

Allison grabbed her hand and high-fived her. “Same!” She  pointed at Lily’s parents. “Those yours?” she asked.

“Yep!” answered Lily, pulling on the same clothes that she had been wearing when DDHA had tried to take her. “You two okay?” she called up to them.

Mr. Nichols made a small, vaguely affirmative squeaking noise. Mrs Nichols nodded slowly. 

Allison smiled bemusedly. Parents. Somewhat involuntarily, her thoughts turned to her own. It had to have been a year—  

She glimpsed the edge of her parents’ future. 

No, she thought. They’d take me back… 

In seven out of ten realities, they wouldn’t.

Somewhere far away, Lily was saying, “Gosh, I’ve never been that… is the word naughty? Feels too… little.” She giggled. “Well, whatever it was, it was fun.”

Allison marched over to her and grabbed the other girl’s hand. “Come with me,” she said, her voice low.


Lily smiled confusedly. “What?”

“I have friends. We’re all supers.” Allison tried to smile. It had too much teeth and didn’t reach her eyes. “It’ll be fun.”

Lily opened her mouth like she was about to speak, closed it again, and then tilted her head up towards her parents. “What about Mum and Dad?”

Allison sucked in a breath. “They’re not like us. Their world is too small for us. They’ll try to stuff you into it… or kick you out..”

“Um, honey,” Mrs Nichols said. “What are you girls talking about down there?”

Lily didn’t answer her mother. “Look,” she said to Allison, “you’re fun, and it’s great you saved me from those idiots. But I’m not gonna leave my parents behind. They’re my parents..” She laughed. “That’d be nuts.”  

Allison’s eyes were watering. She wished it was some of Verres’ dust. 

Briefly, Allison considered making Lily come with her. It wouldn’t hurt her. It’d feel just like if she decided herself…

Alberto was standing behind Lily now, raising a glass of wine in a toast with a small smile. 

No

Okay, scratch the brainwashing. She could show Lily the future. Futures, she should say. All the things they could do together. She looked up at the the elder Nichols. 

All the ways they would fail her.

She could, couldn’t she? It wouldn’t be making her do anything. Just presenting her with the options…

No. It still wouldn’t be fair. 

Alberto shrugged, drained his glass, and vanished.

Allison let go of Lily’s hand. “Kay,” she said. “I get ya. Still, friends?”

Lily’s smile became sure again. “Yeah, definitely.”

Mr. Nichols said, “Maybe we should head off, Lily? I think I can hear more police sirens…”

“Yeah,” replied Lily. “Good idea.”

Allison skimmed the storm of futures. “Head north,” she said, “into the hills. Easier to hide up there.” She nodded at the still glass giant, the joints of its limbs slowly starting to crack as gravity caught up to them. “I’d take that thing with ya. Nobody’s gonna wanna mess with that thing.”

“Thanks, said Lily. She took a deep breath and stepped in front of her giant. “See ya around, Symphony.”  She wafted out of her clothes into the golem. Her parents gave weak, but somewhat cheerful waves.

Allison stayed on the ground until the Nichols turned the corner out of sight. Then she burst into the air, climbing into the sky. 

Why did she feel so yuck? She’d done a good deed! And for once it was actually fun. It wasn’t as though she’d found out anything she hadn’t already guessed.

Anxiety and rage thrashed inside Allison like some of Kerry Napes’ organs. She wished she could escape her body—  

Wait.

Allison stopped in mid-air above the Swan River. “Miri,” she said. “Do you want a turn being in charge?”

Before Miri could answer, she was.

The young creature hovered in the sky for a moment. She waved her hand in front of her face and rubbed her fingers through her hair.

Miri took a deep breath. “Costume off.”

She took off over the sea, laughing wildly.   

  


1. Paranormal Response Squad Delta, one of over fifty superhuman task-forces assembled by the Department of Psychonautics and Occultism in the wake of the Flying Man’s appearance on the world stage. Originally stationed in Lawton, Oklahoma, Squad Delta was transferred to Irwin Barracks in the Perth suburb of Karrakatta after the December Bombings of 1965.

2. Unfortunately it would be “The Brat Pack.”

3. Noted posthuman psychologist Bartholemew Finch would later publish a study on variable nudity taboos in superhuman children. As he later mused, it wasn’t the easiest fodder for dinner conversation.

4. In fairness to Mr. Russo, at that point in the 1960s, the American psychonautics division was still very much attempting to create superpowered humans via narcotics.

5. Specifically, it was what his father paid Dr. Johannes ten thousand dollars and signed a liability waiver for.

6. Corporal James Hagan was rotated into the medical corps when his healing abilities were fully demonstrated. He thus managed to avoid the front lines for the majority of the Vietnam war.

7. Or “the Malleus” as a few of the more literate (and self-conscious) DDHA personal had taken to calling it.

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Chapter Seventy-Five: Allie and Miri

Allison’s dreams were wonderful. She swam through oceans that spilled into space. Nebulas shattered into schools of fish and spiral galaxies became sparkling sea-jellies, their arms fraying into thousands upon thousands of fine tentacles. 

“Allie…” 

She was leviathan, trailing stars and their insignificant, rocky satellites in her wake…

“Wake up, Allie!”

Allison woke with a start. The sky shone nearly white above her, freshly pulled from the forge of days. The waves hissed like quenched coals, and the island’s birds were screaming at each other. Allison wondered why birds always got so loud in the morning. Were they sharing their dreams? She probably knew the answer, but she couldn’t be bothered to try remembering it. 

Mabel was still asleep beside her. Her costume made her look like she had fallen overboard and washed ashore from the world’s most garish business cruise. Allison hadn’t bothered summoning her suit. She reckoned it would just be giving the sand something to rub against.  

David appeared to be missing. That might’ve worried Allison more, if there wasn’t a strange girl floating above her.

No. Not strange. Also not really there.

Allison rubbed her eyes. “Miri?”

Miri grinned and alighted excitedly in front of the other child. Her feet left no mark on the sand. “Morning, Allie!” 

Allison stared at the phantom-girl, before jumping to her feet and hugging her. To her surprise, she felt warm skin against hers, stitched together from every hug she could remember. She must’ve looked incredibly silly, but Allison couldn’t care less right then. 

“I’m sorry!”

Miri laughed. “What for?”

“I… it doesn’t matter.” Allison stepped back and examined Miri. Her visage wasn’t quite what she’d been in her life. Less painfully thin, for starters. The Nordic cast of her features had been softened by some baby-fat. Allison couldn’t quite remember if Miri’s eyes had been blue or green, but now they were definitely hazel. Like her own, Allison realized, before they’d turned red and glowing.

That wasn’t where the resemblance ended, though. Both girls now had the same button bose and rounded chin. They could’ve been sisters, but they maintained some differences. Miri’s hair was still yellow-blond, and unlike her host, her skin was about as brown as you would expect on a child who’d spent a great deal of time naked outdoors in the summer. Allison had no idea how a girl who grew up in a jar before moving into her head could be more tanned than her. She wasn’t sure whether this bothered her or not. Still, there were more pressing questions: 

“What’s it like in there?” Allison asked, quickly adding, “In me I mean.” She gave a small shudder. “Alberto said it was dark inside me.”

Miri sucked in her lower lip, trying to think of the right way to describe her new existence. “When you ate me—”

Allison shuddered once more. 

Miri tilted her head. “Did I say the wrong thing? That’s what you call it.”

Allison closed her eyes and let out a deep breath. “I know. I just don’t like thinking about it.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be.”

“Okay.” Miri returned to her story. “I woke up someplace dark. So dark I couldn’t even see myself.”

Allison kicked the sand, angry at… someone. Probably herself. “So Alberto wasn’t lying…”

“Oh, you mean the man in your head?” asked Miri. “He’s weird. I like him.”

Allison looked fretfully at her. The things she saw Alberto do to David rose to her memory. She wondered if the esper himself was dredging them up. “He wasn’t mean to you, was he?  

“Nah,” said Miri, before grinning and spreading her arms out like she was presenting the beach to Allison. “He taught me how to go outside your body! Everything on this island’s so pretty! I saw a turtle!”

Allison raised an eyebrow. It was hard to picture Alberto teaching anyone anything, besides the true awfulness of the world or Australian wine vintages. “What was he like?”

“Sad,” replied Miri. She glanced towards some corner of the sky. “Kind of lonely. Also, what does ‘fuck off’ mean?”   

“…I’ll tell you later.”

“Kay! So, when he stopped talking to me, I was alone again. But then I started wanting to know stuff, and the dark started telling me! Sounded kinda like you, now that I think about it.”

“Huh, weird,” muttered Allison. “What did you ask it?”

“Buncha things! What the sun looks like, how to make sad people feel better, how people happen when Dr. Smith doesn’t grow you up.” Miri stepped forward to examine Allison. “Did you really start out so tiny?”

Allison giggled. “That’s what people tell me. I don’t remember.”

“I also figured out how to use your eyes and nose and skin and everything!” Miri continued. “So I could see and stuff, instead of being in the dark all the time! It’s kinda weird, having someone else do all the moving for you, but that’s okay.” 

Allison thought it sounded like a nightmare. Moving through the world without a choice. “You—you don’t mind that?”

“Why would I?” asked Miri. “Everything feels so good. The sun, the wind, swimming, the other kids’ skin on ours…” She hugged herself, smiling dreamily. “We should do that kissing thing again, it’s fun. What about Arnold?”

“Not right now,” said Allison, a little red. “He’s asleep—hey, did you see where David went while you were exploring?”

“I saw him walking into the ocean,” said Miri. “I think he’s with his grandpop.”

That was what Allison called her grandfather. She hadn’t thought about the man in months. The reminder didn’t sting as she thought it should. She quickly inspected the storm of futures. All the brightest, most probable futures had David returning before sunset. The main variable appeared to be what hat he would be wearing. It was reassuring.

“There is one thing I don’t get,” said Miri. She regarded Allison disbelievingly. “Why haven’t you flied yet?”

Allison blinked. “I’ve flown.” She snorted. “There was this bit with David’s granddad—”

“I know,” cut in in Miri. “I mean really flying! In the sky! It’s buzzing in your bones. Can’t you feel it?”

It was, Allison realized. Now that she thought about it, gravity felt like a heavy blanket in summer.

Miri smiled. “Let’s go, right now.”

Allison nodded without hesitation. “Yes! Just let me do one thing first.”

She bent down and pulled Mabel’s sketchbook from her arms, along with a pencil from her drawing set. Ripping out a page, Allison scribbled, “Gone flying, back soon.”

Considering it, she added:

“Love, Allie and Miri.”

“Time for me to show you something,” Miri giggled.

Allison slipped the note into Mabel’s suit-jacket and turned back to Miri. Counterintuitively, she dug her feet into the sand. She gave a determined, giddy grin “Let’s do this.”

Allison shot into the sky like a gull rising from the ocean. Miri flowed up after her, her visage melting into a misty second skin around her corporal sister. Faster and faster they rose, the island becoming a mote in the iris of the sea. The air dessicated and chilled around them. Tiny, cloudy jewels formed on their shared skin. Gravity snatched their heels, trying to drag the girls down into its prison. They paid it no mind.

Allison laughed. She soared against the curve of the horizon, savouring the feeling of her atoms all moving in the same direction. She could feel something inside her, burning and spinning. 

Miri, she realized. Miri was laughing too. 

The girls angled downwards, diving through the layers of sky to where the shearwaters and long-beaked frigatebirds fought over fish.

“I feel kinda sorry for those things,” Miri whispered in Allison’s ear. “All that flapping looks a lot harder than what we’re doing.”

“Yeah,” answered Allison, half whispering like she couldn’t commit to saying or just thinking the response. 

“Super-pretty, though.”

“Yep,” said Allison. The little girl grinned toothily. “Want to get a closer look?”

A second later. Allison plunged screaming and flailing into the birds’ midst, puncturing the motley flock like a very aggressive balloon. She tumbled head-over-heels amongst the squawking, fleeing birds, laughing with her entire body. The world spinning around her should have made Allison dizzy, but apparently Miri had toughened her inner-ear, too1. That wasn’t the only change Allison noticed in her sensory landscape. She could feel the prick of clouds swapping charge against her skin. Currents of air and magnetism moving about the Earth like streaks of neon paint across the sky. In the back of her head, Allison knew she could find her way back to the island with her eyes closed, as though the Physician had lodged a perfect compass in her gray matter… 

“Thank you,” Allison said aloud.

“No problem,” said Miri.

For a while, Allison flew just a few feet above mirror-smooth stretches of ocean, pulling faces with her reflection zooming below. 

“Stop flying,” Miri said.

“What?”

“Just do it!” 

Allison let the force inside her go out, but her momentum stayed. For the briefest moment, she soared, the last remnants of her upward momentum keeping her in the air.

“Okay,” she asked. “What now?”

Miri started giggling.

Allison realized what was happening just half a second too late to stop it. She plunged into the water with an aborted shriek, the dynamic nature of her entry causing lasting trauma to a nearby basking shark, and came to a stop. She shot her new friend a glare to melt through steel, and  kicked her away upwards. 

“You tricked me!” Allison cried when she surfaced, locks of wet hair plastered over her eyes. 

“No I didn’t!” Miri retorted, floating in the water in front of her, a wide grin plastered to her face. “I told you to do it and you did it! Because swimming is fun!”

“True,” Allison grumbled. She rose above the waves. “Do you know how fast we can go?”

“Not really.”

“Let’s find out.”

Allison took off again, rapidly building speed and altitude as she followed one of the magnetic currents. Sun-tipped wavelets blurred into roads of light stretched out beneath her. 

There was a quiet pop somewhere far behind Allison. She must’ve cracked the sound barrier. 

She sped up.

The air should’ve been a wall of glass at those speeds. It wasn’t. Allison’s skin should’ve been shearing off her muscles. It didn’t. Her flesh was diamond, adamantine; and the force of the world against it only made her stronger.

Within a few minutes, the girls ran out of sea. They were hovering above a hive of spiralling hot drafts and electromagnetic gibberish. A city. It took Allison a moment to spot the familiar buildings. To recognize the river that girded it. 

They were in Perth. Or above it, at least.

Allison wasn’t sure what to think. It wasn’t quite home, but it was closer than she’d been in what felt like most of her life. If that dairy-town Allison Kinsey was born in was still home.

Quickly, though, one question dominated the child’s thoughts:

“Miri,” she asked. “The Physician didn’t tell you about ice-cream, did he?”

Vince Russo was what some called a simple shopkeeper. As was often the case, this actually meant he possessed many finely-honed skills that all flowed in one direction. For him, that direction was ice-cream. He was one of the world’s hidden artists.

He’d run the Russo Family Ice Cream Bar ever since his father had retired to the Gold Coast fifteen years earlier, and he liked to think he’d gotten good at it. He’d perfectly divorced cold from ice, and brokered peace between his ingredients and empty air. Under Vince’s watch, the creamery had even managed to spurn the scourge of soft-serve without losing foot traffic, and his products brought simple joy to the face of any child lucky enough to sample them2.

Unfortunately this skill and success brought Allison Kinsey down on his head.

Vince looked up from his copy of The Australian at the jangle of the door-chime and the sudden murmuring of his patrons. There was a naked, ice-pale little girl standing imperiously in the entrance. 

Mr. Russo scowled. Some beach-brat wandered up from Mullaloo while her dozy parents turned into lobsters, no doubt. 

“God’s wounds, girl, where’s your…”—Vince trailed off when he noticed the child’s burning orange eyes—“…Shame.”

Allison looked down at herself. “Oh, right.” She made a pose. “SHAZAM!”

In a flash, Allison was draped in rainbows. 

Beside her, Miri’s visage was also now dressed. She plucked at the jerkin. “Clothes are weird.”

Allison snorted. “David’s gonna love you.”

Behind the counter, Mr. Russo was going pale. This girl was a demi. A demi who was talking to thin air. She must be—  

Oh, God. Did she have an invisible friend? Which was worse? A pair of demis, or a single crazy one?

Allison started striding towards Vince. One of the customers—a beady-eyed man in a yellow bowler—stepped from the queue, grabbed the girl by the shoulder and swung her around. 

“Look kid, your kind ain’t wel—”

Allison reached up, grabbed her assailant’s hand and squeezed.

There was a crunch, and the man ran screaming from the shop.

Allison frowned after him. “Rude.” She started back towards Mr. Russo. The poor ice-cream man stood rooted to the ground, even as the girl burst into flames—her every step cracking and melting the red and white floor-tiles. People were shouting now, backed into the corners of their booths or (more smartly) trying to climb over the dividers towards the door. A few brave idiots tried advancing on Allison again, but quickly retreated when they felt their skin start to crisp. 

She stopped something approaching a safe distance from the counter and grinned. Her teeth glowed like blown coals. The flames only made her skin seem more bloodless. A burning ghost. 

“Give me one of everything.” Allison spread her arms out. A ball of lava bubbled in each of her hands. “Or I melt all your ice-cream.” 

“…Alright.”

“With a flake, please.”

Over the next ten minutes, Vince Russo dutifully laid out bowls of every product he had. Coke-spiders, gelato, real banana ice-cream, fake banana ice-cream, even the rum & raisin. All while wishing he could shave a word or too off “ice-cream bar.”

Allison devoured it greedily. To call Miri’s reaction to the ice cream mixed would have been charitable. Allison found it nearly annoying, truth be told. Vanilla only got a little enthusiasm. Allison supposed that was fair. Mint chocolate chip was rightfully underwhelming. But then they hit strawberry.

“A shrug?” Allison asked. “Really? A shrug? This is the best ice cream in the world!”

“Huh?” Miri asked, perplexed. “How can it be? That green and brown one was nicer.”

“You’re weird.” Allison scowled. “Whatever, just. I dunno. Choose the next one.” She glanced at Vince. “Where’s the flake, Vince?”

Vince Russo, who, to his horror, had never actually told the girl his name, pointed to the end of the counter, where the flake indeed lay just beyond the melting range of Allison’s magma spheres.

“Good,” she tented her fingers. “You have done well. You will be my first disciple.”

“I’ll what?”

“What’s fudge ice-cream taste like?” Miri asked before Allison had a chance to explain. She was pointing to one of the bowls, the mix within dotted with large chunks of hazel brown.

“Oh!” Allison snapped back to her. “Right! You need to try the fudge.”

Their tasting didn’t proceed too far beyond that, largely due to a demand on Miri’s part that they simply leave with the rest of Vince’s supply of fudge3.

Soon, the pair were lying on a nearby rooftop in sugary rapture next to a drum of half melted ice-cream, licking fudge off their mutual fingers while police sirens wailed below. Allison’s face was mottled with pale, sticky stains every colour of the rainbow, like she was trying to accessorise with her costume. 

“So good,” said Miri dreamily. “Isn’t this stuff supposed to be bad for us?”

“Bad for humans,” clarified Allison. “See how rubbish they are? Can’t even enjoy ice-cream without getting all fat or their pancreas going bleh.” She wiggled happily. “Laurie was wrong about everything, but it’s so much better being us.”

“Yeah,” said Miri, “looks like it.” She pointed idly at the stained newspaper they had been using as an ineffective napkin. “What’s that say?” 

“Who cares?”

“I wanna see!”

Allison sighed. For all her extra-human competence, she had no more interest in current affairs than any other child. Maybe less. Still, this was Miri’s day. She picked up The Australian and smoothed it out in front of her. The front page was dominated by a photo of four people—three men and one woman—saluting tall and proud against two Australian and American flags fluttering side by side. The picture was black and white, but Allison had no doubt their striped uniforms were red, white, and blue. The headline read:

REINFORCEMENTS FROM THE USA!

That got Allison’s attention. 

Miri asked, “What’s a ‘USA’?” 

“The place where everything important happens,” Allison quoted Arnold as she ran her eyes over the article proper:

In light of the recent spate of demi-human terrorist attacks, most recently the assault on the DDHA’s provisional headquarters in Melbourne…

…A walking corpse later reportedly attempting to gain entry to an exclusive restaurant… 

That made Allison giggle. She hoped that whatever Penderghast shoved into Laurie’s body left bits of him all over the Hoddle Grid. 

…The United States Department of Psychonautics and Occultism has, to use their own words, ‘extended a hand of help to their cousins across the sea,’ during our national hardship…

…Ten such paranormal strike forces have been stationed in population centres across the country, in order to both reinforce DDHA agents in the field and trial run American ‘occult management’ strategies in an Australian context. A spokesperson for the department has expressed ‘full confidence’ in the experiment, and goes on to state that the DDHA hopes and expects to roll out the first Australian squads by June, 1966.

Allison broke out in laughter. Miri gave her a curious look. “Is that funny?”

“Totally,” said Allison, clutching her stomach, “the Yanks are trying to sic army man superheroes on us! And then they’re gonna ask us pretty please if we’ll work for them!” She shook her head. “This we gotta see.”

She skimmed the article again:

As one of the cities directly affected by the December bombings, Perth was near the top of the list to pay host to some of our Americans guests… 

Allison put down her ears and took in the sirens for a second. She made up her mind to stick close to Vince’s ice-cream shop. The decision rippled through the future’s reflection in the dark lake of time.

Allison moved to get a better view of the action below. She lay down on her stomach, chin resting on the edge edge of the roof. Far up the street, a police officer was radioing someone.

…This was going to be fun.


1. An enhanced sense of balance and orientation is one of the common fringe benefits of flight that often goes unmentioned by its practitioners, and one often forgotten by cybernetic super-projects.

2. These talents would prove to be of surprising military use as the super population increased.

3. Vince Russo used the ten thousand pounds that he received for information on the whereabouts of Australia’s most wanted gang of supers to rebuild and refurbish his ice cream shop. It was from his recounting of events that Allison Kinsey received her first villain monicker: ‘The anti-child’. Also, his store no longer sells fudge.

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Chapter Seventy-Four: Of His Bones Are Coral Made

A creature older than gods regarded the Watercolours without care. In that moment, Allison knew he could kill each and every one of them, without the barest trace of hesitation or regret.

“…Are these yours?” asked the Ocean, its voice all roaring waves and tide pools.

“Yup!” David crowed. “That’s Allie, and Arn, and Billy, and—oh! Mabel! Show him what you can do!”

Mabel did not obey. She’d rather not risk the sea-zombie thinking she was starting a fight.

David’s grandfather looked upon them all again, and this time, allowed them a smile.

“So many pets.”

David smiled and rolled his eyes. “Friends, Papa. They’re my friends.”

 “They’re small, souled animals.”

David wriggled out of his grandfather’s arms and thumped him playfully in his midsection. The Ocean feigned a gasp.

“And we’re both big puddles.”

Billy remembered his manners. “Costume off!” His suit vanished and he started wading into the water, past his friends desperate attempts to pull him back, until he was standing right in front of Grandfather Ocean. He offered his hand. “Pleased to meet you, sir! I’m William. People call me Billy.”

The Ocean looked down blankly at the sticky, furry boy with the swaying tail currently sticking out his hand at him. He seemed to want something from him.

“Go on,” said David gently. “Shake his hand.”

Grandfather Ocean nodded. “If that is what you want, child.”

A tendril of water rose in front of Billy, slapping his arm hard enough to knock him backwards off his feet.

“Good try,” David said.

Billy looked up at the Ocean, shook himself instinctively, and grinned. “You’re funny!”

“Am I?” the Ocean asked. It turned to David. “Am I funny, child?”

“I think so!” chirped the water-sprite. “I haven’t really known you long.”

David suddenly seemed to shake slightly. He threw his arms around his grandfather again. “I love you, Papa,” he murmured. “I really love you.”

Slowly, the other children joined David and Billy in the water. At the very least, they needed to wash the ship’s blood off their bodies. It was starting to itch.

The Ocean genuinely appeared to startle when Allison formed from the water next to his human husk.

“Hello!” the pale little girl said, smiling smugly. 

Ocean examined her curiously. She could do what his spawn could do. Her skin was as white as his. Had he mated with her mother? 

No. She didn’t feel like his flesh. And there was something else inside her, too. A fire. 

“What are you?” he asked. “One of the little goddesses of my element? Or of the volcanos that burn beneath me?”

“Nope!” said Allison, tracing a circle around herself in the sea-sand with her toe. “I can just have whatever powers I want. I’m borrowing your grandson’s right now!” She smiled at him. “Your song’s like this one big voice made of whales ramming into each other. It’s great!”

The girl levitated twelve feet out of the water, before looping through the air and landing on Ocean’s shoulders. “Also, I can fly!”

The Ocean looked up at the girl batting her heels against his chest. This creature had no fear. “Are you human?”

Allison wrinkled her nose. “No! I’m a super! I even got my insides changed so they were better! I’m gonna live forever! Who’d want to be human?”

The Ocean felt something deeply foreign to him. It took him a moment to comprehend it. The best he could decipher it, he mildly wanted this not-quite human to not die. Somehow, despite lacking a drop of his blood, she amused him without drowning or exploding. 

He called over to his grandson, body-surfing with the male children and the second female. “Child” he said, “be careful with this one. If it caught you by surprise, it could harm you.”

Allison frowned.

“Why do you think that?” asked David.

“…I don’t know. She makes me wish to see her life continue. I suspect sorcery. I keep imagining what your spawn would look like with her blood. You might want to try convincing her to mate someday.”

David went pale with embarrassment. “Papa!”

Allison though was grinning. Somehow the idea didn’t seem so gross when an old man wasn’t setting a date. 

David laughed. “Yeah, it’d be pretty wild.”

Ocean looked vaguely hopeful. “… Is it possible?”

Noticing Allison’s smile, David giggled, his eyes drifting across to Arnold.

“Fifty-fifty.”

Arnold pretended not to notice. His cheeks were scarlet. Then his face became very hard. There was a spark of green, and David found himself floating less than a foot from the other boy. Arnold grabbed David by the head and kissed him hard on the lips. He had expected David to flinch, or at least to be surprised. David just grinned.

Arnold scowled.

“… I’m claiming this beach,” he said.

“What?” David asked, still grinning.

“This beach,” Arnold repeated. “It’s mine. I am now the beach-master.”

David wasn’t sure why, but those words lit a fire in his gut.

“No you’re not,” he said, his tone dangerous. “I am.”

Arnold grinned slyly.

“Prove it.”

The proceeding game of chase lasted over an hour. 

High in orbit, the Flying Man finished towing the Physician’s ship into her makeshift service dock1. Glancing down at the Earth below, he spotted the rogue children frolicking in the water. He was just about to head down and apologize for his outburst, when he noticed the Ocean-Beast amongst them. 

…Maybe later.

The sky was a pale, glowing blue when David awoke the next morning. He’d fallen asleep between Mabel and Allison the night before, and both girls were still napping beside him. The boy considered waking them up, but decided to let them be. They’d be up in their own time. He pecked the pair on the cheeks, got up, and stretched. He was smiling, for no real reason. That still surprised him sometimes. 

The remnants of a fire smouldered a few yards off. They hadn’t really needed it, but Allison had wanted to show off for his granddad. She had also wanted to cook last night’s fish before they ate it. 

Humans, he thought to himself. So fussy.   

It occurred to David that it had been Lawrence who had taught him to think of humans as something outside himself. That might have given the child pause, except he was also pretty sure Lawrence hadn’t imagined him turning out like this, either. 

David looked to where Arnold and Billy had curled up for the night. They were both asleep, too.

A breeze flowed through the warm air, rubbed cool against the sea. 

David sighed happily. Might as well go for a swim.

He walked into the water, not stopping as it rose above his head. Soon enough he was treading water. David knew he didn’t have to swim. The water would move for him. But his body still made the movements instinctively. It made him feel the way he imagined breathing deep did for regular kids. Maybe that was the part of him that was still a little human. 

It didn’t matter, really. What mattered was conquering the weight against his limbs. Every undulation he made was like a victory.

He swam deeper, until the sea-floor was far below him. There was a coral reef stretched out under David. It was funny, seeing it after the Physician’s true form. Like watching the parody first. The water-sprite swooped down into the colourful field of polyps and anemones. Long, brown eels with faces like grinning Komodo dragons slipped out of rocky crevices. Spindly-legged crabs with battle-scarred shells scuttled across the sand like underwater pedestrians. 

David pitied them. Who wanted to walk in the sea? 

A cloud of tiny, purple and blue fish swam in front of the boy’s face. 

Cool, David thought to himself. Then he lunged forward, managing to grab one of the fish in his mouth and crunch it between his teeth. He floated on his back for a moment, cheerfully munching on his morning snack.

The water beneath David suddenly shot upwards, sending him careening into the air. 

“Whooo!”

A pair of hands caught David under his arms just as he legs slipped back into the water. His grandfather smiled at him with green, rotten teeth. 

“Good morning, child. Did you sleep well?”

“Yeah. Can we go down now?”

“Of course.”

Ocean and his grandson dipped beneath the water. The pair drifted together in the deep blue. Bits of plankton and other oceanic debris hung in broken shafts of sunlight like pollen in the air. 

“Why didn’t you sleep in the water, child?” 

David was unsurprised to find his grandfather could still talk to him underwater. It would have been more surprising if he couldn’t.

“Allie and Mabel are comfy.” Guilessly, the boy asked, “So, I was wondering, why do you look look all dead?”

If Grandfather Ocean was offended by the question, it didn’t show. “Because I wish to. It keeps humans from trying to worship or talk at me.”

David spun around in place, feeling the bubbles whip around his hair and ears. “Humans can be fun. Look at Allie! She’s really fun! Even you think so!”

“She is… not unpleasant.”

“You like Allie, you like Allie,” singsonged David. He was cut off when a thick layer of ice flash-froze around his body.

“Your Allie is barely human,” Ocean said cooly. “Please don’t speak ill of her.”

David slipped out of the ice like a molting sea snake. “Okay,” he said, gesturing down at his healthy brown skin, “why don’t I look more like you?”

“You look like your mother and father, like all children. Unlike most, however, you look like that because it is what feels right. If you felt differently, you would look differently.”

David considered this. “…Yeah,” he said eventually. “I like looking like my mum and dad.”

A stray current pushed David towards his grandfather, who embraced him tight. 

David looked up at his granddad’s face. He looked confused

“You make me feel strange,” the Ocean said.

“Strange how?”

“Looking at you makes me happy. But it hurts, too.”

“Why?”

Ocean ran his fingers through David’s hair. “I don’t know. I have a child again. But you make me think about your mother. Why do I still want her when I have you?”

David snuggled against the Ocean-Beast. “It’s okay,” he said, “I miss her, too.”

Ocean’s grandson was a mystery to him. Even with the cloying patina of humanity washed off him, the boy kept doing things he couldn’t understand. Why should him being in pain as well make him feel any better? His daughter never would have tried anything so foolish with him. 

But then why was it working?

“Child,” he said, “there’s something I want to show you.”

The one thing you could say for Dr. Corrick’s day was that he’d pulled his fly up before the washroom sinks exploded behind him.

A chunk of porcelain struck the doctor in the head, knocking him to the rapidly flooding floor. 

“That was amazing!” David shouted when he reformed out of the rising pool of water, enthusiastically miming their passage through the pipes to his grandfather. “We were all whoosh and zoom!”

Ocean chuckled. The simplest things gave his spawn such joy. Everything felt new with him. 

David glanced down at the man floating at their feet, staining the water with his blood. Specifically, at his white coat and stethoscope. “This is a hospital, right?”

“Yes, child.”

“Hmm…”

To the credit of the girl manning the hospital snack bar didn’t scream when the walking bog-corpse and the little brown boy wearing the too-big doctor’s coat came around the corner, a crest of water following behind them. Instead, she froze. Much more sensible.

The dead man and the child came to a stop in front of the counter. “My child desires sweets. You will give him some.”

“…Alright.”

David followed his grandfather down the hospital halls, sucking on a strawberry Chupa Chup2. The fire-alarm was blaring, which amused him slightly. Shame they didn’t turn on the fire-sprinklers, not that he and his granddad were wanting for water. 

He felt a troupe of men running towards them, all holding big heavy somethings judging by the way they had their arms stretched and their fingers curled. Guns, probably.

David turned to ice. “Let me handle them, pretty-please?”

“If that is what you wish.”

A mixed platoon of Australian and American soldiers charged into sight. Shouting, they took aim at the Ocean and his spawn and fired.

The bullets passed harmlessly through the water-gods’ icey forms. Dozens of jagged ice shards erupted out of their watery trail, spearing the soldiers through their arms, shoulders and legs. 

David strolled past the groaning, screaming troops. “Consider yourselves lucky,” he said as he reverted back to flesh. He looked down at Dr. Corrick’s now bullet shredded coat and frowned. He threw the ruined garment and stethoscope over a weeping soldier. 

“Stupid bullets.”

Eventually, the pair came to the door of a private room. 

“You gonna tell me what we’re here for?” asked David.

“Yes, child.”

Grandfather Ocean flattened the door with a wave. There was a nurse cringing beside the hospital bed.   

“Get out if you want to live,” said Ocean.

The nurse nodded frantically as she scurried past the pair.

There was a man in the bed. His eyes were deeply sunken, while his fingers and lips were mottled deep purple. He appeared to be crying, but his eyes produced no actual tears. He barely seemed to notice his visitors.

“Who the hell is that?” asked David. The man felt… dryer than he thought people could be. His mouth was parched. There was hardly  any spittle on his breath.

“This,” said Ocean, “is the man who killed your mother.”

David stared at the man. His muscles tensed. He never imagined he’d meet his mother’s murderer. He’d imagined him as some behemoth of a man with stubble like hooked spurs and gunmetal muscles. Instead, he was faced with a twenty-one year old boy, lying in front of him in obvious agony. 

He found that didn’t change a thing. 

David looked up at his grandfather. “Did you do this to him?”

“Yes. He harmed my daughter. He will never drink a drop of water again.” He pointed at an IV trailing from the soldier’s arm. “I am letting him absorb enough through that false vein that he will continue to live for some time to come. So that he may feel the thirst.”

“Makes sense,” said David. “How long do you think he’ll last?”

“Weeks at least. Maybe months.”

Something about that didn’t sit right with the boy. He looked at his grandfather. “Could I…”

“Do whatever you wish, child.”

David took a deep breath and clambered onto the soldier’s bed. The man let out a choked grunt as the boy put his knees on his chest.

David’s bright, sea-fog eyes bored into Private Wilkins. “You killed my mummy,” he hissed. “I don’t care if you were ordered to, you still did it. And this is going to hurt.”

Private Wilkins’ eyes widened. He rapsed, trying to speak. “I—”

The soldier’s eyes exploded in his skull. He screamed, only for his tongue to burst like a rotten piece of fruit. Wilkins thrashed as his veins pulsed and strained against his sallow skin. Tight geysers of blood spewed from his wrists against David’s body.

The boy was tearing up now. He bent forwards and whispered into Wilkins’ ear, “I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!”

Soon enough, the soldier stopped writhing. His blood-drowned lungs stopped rising and falling in his chest. David, red and sticky now, climbed off the bed. He wasn’t sure how he felt. He thought he felt better at least, but he wished his granddad hadn’t done this. Then he could’ve killed the bastard without it being mercy.

Why hadn’t he just let the guy lay there and suffer for as long as possible? It was stupid. Maybe it was the part of him that was still human.

No. That didn’t make any sense. Humans did nasty, rotten things to each other all the time, for way worse reasons. Maybe it was the part of him that was still like his father.

Ocean opened his arms for his grandson. David stepped readily into the hug. 

“Do you feel better?” the Ocean asked.

“Yes,” David answered stiffly.

“Are you okay?”

“No.”

“…I feel like I have upset you somehow.”

“You have.”

“Tell me how to fix this. Now.” 

Deep beneath a green, moonlit sea on the other side of the world, David and his grandfather watched humpback whales crash back down into their world, their flanks silvered by thousands of bubbles. 

It was everything David had ever wanted. Almost.

Grandfather Ocean was holding him. “I still miss your mother. Will that ever stop?”

“No,” answered David. Whalesong echoed through the water. “But that’s okay, I think.”      


1. An orbital workstation he had initially built to harvest mineral rich asteroids pulled from the Kuiper Belt when he was first working on his childhood clubhouse.

2. A brand of lollipop established in 1958, which would later go on to adopt a logo designed by surrealist artist Salvidore Dali.

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Chapter Seventy-Three: The Man From Earth

Released from quarantine, a worm of light swimming through the wall lead Allison down the hallway. She’d considered ignoring it, but what else was she going to do?

The worm led Allison to a stretch of wall where mosaic tile gave way to thick, rough tree bark: an elevator bank. It split open with a loud crack, closing behind the girl again as soon as she stepped into the glass carriage. 

The elevator started moving without any input from Allison. She guessed that should’ve felt sinister; but sinister was the basenote of the Physician’s world. It was quite literally a part of her song now.

The ride gave Allison a few minutes to think. How long would it take for Miri to start talking again? Would she still be okay living inside her head? And what about Alberto? What if he picked on her?

The elevator arrived at the ship’s media room: a spotted green cavern lined with hundreds of smooth screens like dragon’s scales, all lit up by the same old Warner Brothers cartoon. Allison’s friends were sprawled on the sea-sponge couches, all in their super-suits apart from David. It was like the Junior Justice League had recruited Mowgli. 

The Physician was standing to the left of the largest central screen. “Ah, Allie, Miri, glad you two could join us.”

The screens all went white, saving Elmer Fudd from kissing Bugs Bunny in drag. 

The other Watercolours groaned. 

“So much for movie day,” muttered David, arms folded petulantly. 

Mabel looked at Allison. “Miri?”

Allison sighed. “It’s a long story.”

“Yes, we can discuss Allison eating one of my drones later,” said the Physician. “Now, if you girls could sit down, we can get to business.”

Allison settled hesitantly on one of the couches between David and Billy. Both boys were looking at her like she was covered in polka-dots. 

“So, what do you think is more important than cartoons?” 

“I’m glad you asked, Arnold. Two weeks ago, you teleported the Flying Man forty-six light-years to this world.”

The planet Enlil flashed across the screens, its great inland sea staring out at the children from within the world’s shining rings. 

Arnold puffed up a little at that. “Impressive, right?”

“I suppose so,” said the Physician. Tonelessly, he said, “Play Supernova broadcast #12245 with Commonwealth English translation, timestamp ten minutes and fifty seconds.” Waving his hand, he added, “And fix the mouth movements while you’re at it, ship. I don’t want it looking like a Japanese monster movie.”

The screens shifted to what looked like an English garden-park, domed with glass beneath a sky dominated by the remnants of an exploded sun. A bald, olive-skinned woman sat in a molded tree trunk next to a floating gemstone enclosing a bubbling nucleus the size of her head. Her dress was vaguely Minoan—bare, painted breasts and a scarlet skirt that went all the way down to her ankles. She wore the plastic smile endemic to TV hosts the galaxy over: 

“…Cross-species fertility services will be fully covered by the Imperial Health Trust this coming Thronal year.”  

“Where’s the lady’s shirt?” asked Billy.

The Physician gave a wet, bemused blink. “Oh, William, don’t assume the entire galaxy shares your hangups.”

The crystal started to flash, emitting a deep, buzzing voice that said, “I’d like to see them try and whip up a kid for some folks we know, Glim.” 

“Wait,” said David, “that’s a person? I thought it was like, a space microphone or something.”

“It’s a heggorot,” said Allison. It was good to have something to think about besides what she’d done to Miri. “It’s like a liquid brain in a diamond that flies around using electromagnetism1.” 

“And he’s, what, the co-host?” asked Mabel.

“She,” corrected the Physician. “But yes. Ussi and Glim have been on Supernova forever. Nice seeing a celebrity couple go the distance.”

Allison tilted her head. “They’re… together?”

“Sure are. I managed to catch the wedding back in 1960. It was beautiful.”

The children exchanged a medley of glances and shrugs. Space was weird.

Glim was laughing off some of her wife’s banter. “…Well I for one think little webbed fingers are the tops. Now, let’s check in with”—a slight pause for emphasis—“The Man from Earth!”

Uproarious applause broke out, soundtracked by jaunty music seemingly played by an orchestra of drunken crickets. The camera panned over throngs of ecstatic audience members—many only recognizable as people rather than masonry or decorative pot-plants because they were cheering and shouting—separated from Ussi and Glim by a deep running stream2

Allison briefly wondered what was so interesting about a guy from Earth. Then it occurred to her that Earth was probably a weird, alien planet to these people. Then she felt even dumber. 

“Are they talking about—”

Done basking in her audience’s excitement, Glim gently appealed for calm3. “Alright, alright, settled down dears, I know we’re excited.” She looked over at Ussi. “So, what’s our dashing nomad been up to lately?

The camera switched to a shot of an asteroid the size and almost the shape of Texas heading towards a yellow-green planet. Ussi’s voice buzzed over the footage:

“Since his sudden arrival and trouncing of the Giggaro mind-control cartel on Enlil4, this dashing superbeing has cut a trail of heroism across the southern spiral, all while claiming to hail from the far-flung, savage world of Earth—still maintained as an anthropological preserve due to its probable status as the homeworld of the human species.”

A cutback to Glim smirking. “Embarrassing, I know.”

A rumbling chuckle from the audience.

Arnold frowned. “Savage?”

“Your people still run everything on dead plants spiced with dinosaur and die before you’re a hundred,” pointed out the Physician. “They’re just calling it like they see it.”

The scene changed again to show the Flying Man standing in the middle of a city of skyscraper-tall cacti, playfully letting what looked like overgrown, metal-plated spiders crawl up and down his body.

“He saved the living cities of Ukkes from extinction.”

The edges of the screens blurred and melded together until the whole front wall was dominated by one image: an angry, red gash in space itself, bleeding bright, baleful blood into the starry vacuum. It looked large enough to swallow the world and not even notice.

“And when the Man from Earth came across the Rift of Caxxus, whose influence has cut off multiple star-systems for centuries…”

The camera zoomed in towards the upper limits of the tear. The Flying Man—miniscule against the roiling red mass of the rift—was wrapping his fingers around the ragged, black border of real space, like a child trying to grab a rainbow. Except, somehow, he found purchase. 

The Flying Man flew downwards The textured, undamaged darkness stretched after him, washing over the red like a tidal wave. Watching him made Allison twitch. She could fly too now. She could feel it in her bones. And she was stuck here watching the news. 

“…He closed it.”

Back to the asteroid. It was getting painfully close to the planet.

“And just yesterday, when this rogue planetoid was bearing down on Bahora Colony…”

The asteroid exploded like it had been punched by God. 

“…There he was again. And then he carved the fragments into adventure playgrounds!”

The audience was going wild again. Even Billy was clapping from the couch. Glim was laughing that perfectly manufactured laugh that newscasters reserve for human interest stories.

“Good job, Man from Earth. Reports are he’s heading towards the Throneworld itself. We’d love it if he dropped into the studio some time. Up next, are space habitats more expensive than planetbound living? Our next guest might—”

“That’s enough of that,” said the Physician, pausing the video. He turned back to the children. “Any questions?”

“Yeah,” said Mabel. “What was the point of that?

“The point,” the Physician said patiently, “is that there is a rogue godling out there, and he’s slowly but surely heading back to Earth.”   

“Uh,” said Allison. “Didn’t that news lady say he was heading for Throneworld? That’s kind of the opposite direct—”

“He’ll be back someday,” the Physician insisted. “He’s put too much effort into this ghastly little planet. What we have here is a unique opportunity to prepare ourselves for his return. Normally, I’d have to keep my movements at least nominally hidden. But now that the Earth’s most conscientious watchdog is off away, we can finally hit up a few supply depots. I’ve designed a rather neat little device that should be enough to turn him inside ou—”

“Why would we be helping you?” Mabel asked.

“… What?”

“The news aliens said he’s been really nice. And you’re talking about turning him inside out. Why?”

The Physician considered this for a moment.

“So, the Flying Man and me have… let’s say history. History that might make him a little hesitant to work with me. Or let me live.”

Allison sighed and slumped in her seat. “Oh God, of course you do. Is that lady in the corpse-room his mum or something?”

The Physician stood stock still for half a minute, grinning like he wanted to pawn off his teeth. 

Allison squinted at his mind. “Oh, for crying out loud. I knew you were evil, but that’s just… dumb!”

Billy stared aghast at the Physician. “You killed the Flying Man’s mummy?”

“To be fair,” said the Physician, “I didn’t know she was pregnant. She was more… space at the time.”

Arnold folded his arms. “This is starting to sound like a whole lotta not our problem.”

“But he thinks you’re my allies!” protested the Physician. “You were the one who banished him!” He looked at Allison. “I gave you the ability to fly!”

“I bet so I could fight the Flying Man for you,” retorted the girl.

“Well obviously! Your point?”

“We can just leave,” said David. “If Arn can send the Flying Man all the way to wherever, outer space, he can take us there too.”

“He could still find you! And next time you won’t have the benefit of surprise!”

“Doesn’t sound like we’re the ones he’s after.”

“Look,” said the Physician, “I understand you might be hesitant to get involved. But even if the Flying Man turns around now, at the rate he’s been jumping systems, we have a month before he gets back to the Sol system. So if you could just hear me out for a bit.”

The screens shifted to elaborate diagrams of sharp looking gadgets and mechanisms. One of John Smith’s fingers elongated to become a pointer stick. “So for this operation, we’ll need something in the neighbourhood of ten thousand scallops—”

The lights went out.

The walls, screens and couches instantly lit up with a dull abyssal glow. The ship floor shook violently, as if it would give at any moment, half the children left bobbing in the air, torn between natural momentum and the shipboard antigravity. 

Then, the shockwave hit.

Allison felt her right eardrum pop like a balloon. The world rang like she was trapped inside a bell. She watched as her friends were slammed against the ceiling, walls, and floor. She herself collided with a screen, a shredding pain ripping across her trunk as her shoulder snapped out of its socket. It hit David the hardest, though, a curved bulkhead ramming into the nape of his neck. The others flailed and spun. David simply hung there; limp, like a doll.

That was the first half second. 

Allison screamed. She thought she did, at least. She still couldn’t hear. She dug into the extra strength Zywie’s power had willed into her limbs, and kicked off from the control panel like a bullet. David first. 

She struck the boy in mid-air, her dislocated shoulder ringing at the impact, and latched on with her good hand. She scanned the room. 

Mabel in a corner, scrabbling frantically at her costume for something to help her move. Arnold at the opposite end of the room, a surprising lack of panic on his face. She followed his gaze—ah. Billy. The boy was flailing, stuck in mid-air just as David had been— 

A neon green burst. Billy was clutched in Arnold’s arms. The sparking boy caught Allison’s eyes, nodded, and took aim for Mabel next. 

Where was the Physician? 

She glanced across to where he’d been when whatever this was had begun. She saw a large, squat object, something between an octopus and a four foot long potato, a dozen suckered tendrils rooting it to wall nearby.

God, he was weird.

Her arm ached. She shut off her pain receptors. Her ears were ringing. She shut those off, too. The ringing grew louder. This confused her.

There was a disgruntled growl inside her mind.

It’s not your ears, girl, Alberto snapped. It’s the ship. She’s in pain. Ignore her. Get to the others if you must, but move!

Allison shook herself out of it just in time to watch Arnold scoop Mabel up alongside himself and Billy, the girl calling forth a great, fuzz covered gorilla to shield them with its girth. Billy was crying. Allison pushed the tableau from her mind, and slapped David in the face. 

The boy didn’t move. His song was fading; becoming discordant. There was something red leaking from his ears.

“No,” she said, unable to hear herself. “Don’t you dare.” She slapped him again. “Wake up. Wake up right now!”

Oh, for shit’s sake! shouted Alberto’s voice inside her skull. That’s not how you do it!

Allison felt something moving inside her, beyond her will. Then, Alberto’s voice spoke again inside her head.

Mealy, it said, its tone hard. 

David whimpered.

I’m going to hurt you again, you little shit. Alberto commanded. Heal yourself. Now.

With a pathetic mewl, whatever was left of the boy nodded. For a moment, his half-closed eyes glowed a blue that Allison hadn’t seen in weeks. David’s form shifted into ice and back again. For a single moment, he looked merely frightened; that cobalt blue still lingering in his eyes. Then, in a snap, the green returned. He was alert.

“That was weird,” he said to deaf ears.

Consider that my rent, Alberto spat in Allison’s mind. You better survive this, Allie. I don’t want to die again because of you.

Allison wasn’t listening. She was too busy hugging her friend. Then she shook herself, healed her arm, and turned her ears back on.

“—The hell is going on?” Arnold shouted, still holding onto Mabel and Billy. “Did we hit a plane or something?”

The Physician’s new form grew a cherubic, china-blue eyed face, like a baby’s death mask. It gurgled in an all too adult sounding voice, “Not a chance. Something was aiming for us.”

Suddenly, all the screens came back to life. In Asteria’s chamber, the Flying Man stood, gazing down into his mother’s sarcophagus, shaking. The Flying Man laid a hand on the glass. 

The Physician was sprouting new eyes by the second, gazing at every screen he could. Why is he on the screens?

Then he realized. The ship wanted him to see this. She was rubbing his death in his face.

A scream roared through the ship. A burning note of sorrow and hatred. The chamber vibrated. The screens burst like pricked blisters, soaking the children and the Physician with thick, orange sludge. The ship’s blood. 

Another, more distant boom. The sound of bulkheads shattering. 

The Physician whipped through the air towards Arnold, enveloping him and his friends like an evil baby blanket. A toothy, tubular mouth slid from his side, worming its way up to the boy’s ear.

“Send me to another planet!” he hissed. “Enlil, Triam, dusty bloody Throneworld, I don’t care! Just take me away from here!”

For a brief second, Arnold was terrified. He tried to remember one of the far off worlds he’d read off in Father Christmas’ atlas. 

Then he remembered what happened to the last bloke who tried using him as their delivery boy.

The Physician’s world was bright, green light.

He found himself floating in the familiar salty broth of his greater self’s pool. The warm water almost put him at ease.

Then he saw him. His brightest hope and worst fear. His great, sacred nightmare. 

The Flying Man was tearing at John Smith’s everything. Rending and burning at the last of his true, higher being. Flesh and precious knowledge was being crushed into clouds of blood in his savage hands.

John Smith shuddered with despair. He could barely keep his cells coherent. He’d lost much since fleeing his world. Centuries worth of memories and experience. Even his greater self was a shadow of what he’d been before crashing down to Earth. But now, he was truly dead. John Smith just hadn’t caught up to the rest of him yet.

The Flying Man looked up at the creature floating above him. He kicked upwards, becoming level with John Smith.

A voice like dancing knives invaded the Physician. All these years, I thought you’d had the decency to die.

What was left of the Physician curled in on itself. Mercy. Please. You’ve taken everything I was. I’m less than a ghost now.

Not enough. 

The Flying Man closed his eyes. When he opened them again, they shone with the light of an older heaven. It washed over the Physician, till there was nothing left.

Joe Allworth breathed heavily as the water around him stopped boiling. He was taking in great lungfuls of the stuff, but that didn’t matter right now. 

After all these years, the thing was dead. It was not often Joe could say he felt exhausted, or even describe the sensation, but now he could.

As the red crept back from the borders of his vision, the star-god heard a voice inside him:

Thank you.

It was an ancient voice. A voice that could’ve drowned out a thousand human minds. But now it was barely a whisper, burdened with centuries of suffering and pain. It was growing less steady even as Joe tried to listen.

I don’t think I’ll last much longer. Afraid you did a number on me. But at least he’s dead. Do rescue the others, though.

An image flashed into Joe’s mind. A little girl with a fish tail, lying bleeding and whimpering beside a cracked pool. One of her fins severed. Dozens of stolid, confused boy-men. Slaves. 

Joe looked down at his hands. 

Oh, God.

This ship was alive. Not just alive, but a person. A person he’d torn apart. The alien had other captives. Ones even more vulnerable than Miss Winter’s poor children. 

He looked up and around him. I’m sorry! For Christ’s sake, I’m sorry!

On a small, green island in the middle of the Indian Ocean, five (and a half) children appeared on the beach, holding each other tight. They fell apart onto the white shore, breathing heavily, grains of sand clinging to the orange slime that stained their bodies.

Mabel heaved. “Oh, God, that was… not fun.” She looked over at Arnold. “Where are we?”

The teleporter groaned and stretched out, before opening his atlas and weakly flicking through it. “Ah, somewhere called…” He squinted. “Guy who wrote it says it doesn’t have a name.”

“You mean Santa,” said Mabel. “Santa says it doesn’t have a name.”

“Don’t remind me.”

Allison was back on her feet, dusting herself off. “Everyone make it alright?”

“I think so,” said Billy, trying to resist licking his arm silly. “…Is the Flying Man around?”

Allison craned her right ear. “No, I think we lost him. For now.”

She caught sight of David. He was staring out at the sea in front of them. His mouth was moving, but he wasn’t saying anything. 

Allison realized. The ocean. David had never even been to the beach. “David,” she said, “are you alright?”

A loud, hysterical laugh erupted from David. He pointed wildly at the white-caped waves beating gently at the shore. “They’re like sheep! Water-sheep!” With that, he ran headlong into the water and started splashing about like a madman.

Arnold walked up besides Allison. “God,” he said, grinning. “He’s like a puppy.”

“It’s salty!” David yelled, his voice full of surprise and glee. “That’s so hecking weird!”

Behind David, the water rose into a pillar over six foot tall. It bulged and started forming into the rough shape of a man.

Arnold raised an eyebrow. “What’s he up to?”

The water became flesh. Pale flesh with black choked veins. A corpse with eyes like sea-fog. The thing threw its arms around David, lifting him kicking out of the water. The boy screamed.

Arnold’s body became bright and phosphorescent. Allison’s eyes burned red with magma. 

“Let go of him!”

But David wasn’t scared. He was laughing, nuzzling his cheek against the corpse’s chest.

The dead man spoke. “Finally, I have you.”

David beamed out at his friends. “Guys! Guys! Look! It’s my grandpa!”


1. This electromagnetic propulsion makes heggorots somewhat unique in that they exist within different ranges of elevation across a planet’s surface, depending on ore concentrations. They also have a tendency to sleepwalk towards magnetic north.

2. A level 4 security moat filled with ballistic leeches, installed fifty years prior when the audience subjected a particularly charismatic host to sparagmos.

3. Assisted by subtle infrasound implants in her throat.

4. A feat that took him four hours of sustained effort.

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Chapter Seventy-Two: You and Us

One evening in the port-city of Waemerrot on the eastern shore of the navel-sea of Gyth, Farren Nicre was wrapping up her set at Club Sheev. Hardly anyone was listening.

On the worlds humans call home, music is nigh universal. From the wealthy automators in the Triam ore foundries, to the travelling fisher-folk of Flev, song is something grasped by all. 

Among those, however, the singers of Enlil were the most unique. For when the most miraculous of them sang, they didn’t even open their mouths. Their songs were composed out of pure emotion—the very essences of love, joy and despair—completely bypassing the clumsy, muddying medium of sound.    

Farren Nicre was not one of those singers. She performed with her physical voice, not even augmenting it with psionics. Sometimes, she told people it was artistic integrity, but she knew her powers were modest at best. She couldn’t even chat with people without at least touching them.

It was a low form of music, singing—at least to rarified Enlilian tastes—more suited to offworlders or mind-blind peasants than anyone with real talent. But there were always dingy little venues that couldn’t afford proper singers, and Farren’s voice was her one marketable skill, such as it was.     

She belted out old standards of war and heartbreak, dating all the way back to Waemerrot’s surrender to Throneworld1. Her luminous, skin-tight mood-suit shifted with every new note or change of pitch, along with the subtle movements of her body as she swayed on stage. Crystal stalactites snatched up her cast-off light and shattered it into rainbows over the barren dance-floor. 

Sometimes Farren wondered if the outfit got her more gigs than her voice. Not that anyone seemed to be ogling her tonight. They were all too busy drinking, or talking, or looking at their assorted communication trinkets. 

God2, she could’ve used some ogling that night. Anything better than indifference

A sudden thundercrack drowned Farren out in the middle of a high-note. It and the green flash that filled the club sent the singer flailing backwards.

Something caught her fall. When the light faded, Farren found herself being held in a dip by a blond, radiantly handsome man in a white body-suit and cape. 

Some of the club-goers fled the room screaming, no doubt fearing another insurgent attack. Others had cameras and other devices aimed at the stage, curious. A few were wondering if the newcomer was part of the show. Some of the more psychically sensitive patrons were rolling on the floor, trying to shield their senses from the living explosion going off in front of them.

Farren put her hand on the man’s arm. She could feel power even through his sleeve. It was like caressing a friendly flame. “Thanks,” she said, using the man’s bicep to hoist herself upright.

Who was this man? He was dressed like an Imperial White3, but there were less than ten of those on Enlil. And none of them would be caught dead in a club like Sheev.  

The man smiled a crooked grin. “My pleasure,” he said in perfect Quatlac. He looked her up and down. He appeared to like what he found. “Love the suit, by the way” he remarked.

Bright red hexagons flushed on Farren’s cheeks. “This old thing? I—” She frowned. “Wait, can you tell me why you crashed my set? Throneworlders too good to pay the cover?”

The man’s expression darkened slightly. “Not an Imperial, miss, just careless.” He raised a finger to the air before rubbing it against his thumb. “Enlil,” he said, apparently to himself. He whistled. “That kid packed a punch.” He turned to the crowd. “Excuse me,” he said, beaming brightly. “Can anyone tell me which way to Earth?”

Allison awoke in darkness. She feared for a moment Alberto had shut her away again, but she quickly realized this dark was merely the absence of light. It still made her chest tighten. At least she was lying on something comfortable. Whatever it was felt dense but soft, and molded lovingly to Allison’s body. It was evidently porous to air, too, because something like a soft breeze was brushing against her back.

A familiar whine in her ears told Allison she was back on the Physician’s ship. She could just make out the distant echoes of her friends’ songs, which was an instant relief for the little girl. 

They’d made it. And she was alive. That was an unexpected bonus. 

There was another song playing much closer to her; and an odd one at that. Nails against slate raised to the realm of actual instruments, accompanied by the melodic breathing of volcanic vents. If Allison had been born a decade or two later, she might have compared it to industrial music—if the industry in question was logging diamond trees. She was surprised how appealing it sounded. 

Allison took the song into herself, only to cringe as a wave of dysphoria shook her. Her flesh was so clumsy. Stolid and still like stagnant, silty water. Her body was an ill-fitting glove, deaf to even the most basic—  

She let go of the song almost as soon as she latched onto it, breathing heavily. “Is someone there?” she called shakily into the dark. 

She could feel the gloom begin to thicken around her when a familiar, strangely accented voice wafted over her:

“Oh, Allison, you’re awake!”

The shadows dissolved into light. Allison was in in a tiled dome about five metres across, its ceiling ablaze with undulating mosaics of opal and sunstone that seemed to sway like rise and swell like sunlit waves. It reminded Allison of the inside of a mosque, even though she had never stepped foot in one.

The girl shrieked the second her eyes left the ceiling, jumping to her feet and scrambling to the far end of the dome. 

It turned out Allison was naked. That wouldn’t have been much of an issue, if the patch of floor she was lying on didn’t resemble the underside of a giant starfish. Hundreds of tiny, translucent tendrils waved blindly in the air like a worshipful colony of maggots.

Allison shuddered. They’d been licking her. “Ew, ew, ewwww…” 

The tesserae at the other end of the dome parted to form an opening in the wall. Dr. Smith stepped through, grinning as per usual. “How are we doing here?”

“What the hell is that!” Allison shouted, pointing at her “bed.”

“Hmm? Oh, that’s a recovery cradle. You’ve been recuperating on it for the last three days.”

“Why does it have tongues?”   

“Lots of reasons. They prevent bedsores and infection; keep you fed and hydrated; dispose of your waste products…”

Ewwwww…”

Smile unmoving, the Physician asked, “Would you rather I left you to die of thirst in your own filth?”

Allison’s breathing slowed. “I guess not… still gross, though.”

“Better than one of your mattresses,” Dr. Smith retorted. “Nothing but a collection of hair and dead skin-cells…”

Allison looked down at her body. “Where’s my costume?”

“One of my surviving selves stripped you to remove those bullets.”

“Bullets?” she asked. Then, the memory came back to her. “Oh.”

Right. She’d shot herself. Or made Thumps do it for her. Poor Thumps. She started examining herself, trying to find a mark.

“If you’re looking for scars, you’re not going to find any,” said the Physician. “Your body is a work of art, Allie. I barely had to do anything.”

“So we got away?”

“Yep. We all made it. Well, apart from me. I was left in Melbourne.”

Smith didn’t sound like he was joking any more than usual. “…Sorry?” said Allison, raising an eyebrow. “How’d you get back on the ship?”

“I didn’t. My better half just made another John Smith.” He gestured down at himself. “I think I’m rather an improvement.”

Allison’s main takeaway from that was that his skin had an even more plastic-like sheen than usual. “What happened to the old you?”

“How should I know? I’m not psychic. I suppose Valour has him in a glass cage somewhere by now. You humans are awfully fond of your panopticons. Probably either gone into torpor or suicided by now, assuming Tim hasn’t had him executed, of course.” The Physician released a burst of canned laughter. “That man can be just as dramatic as old Laurie when he wants to be.”

Oh, right, Allison thought. Lawrence is dead. 

Good.

“You don’t seem very upset by that.”

“Why would I be?” said the Physician. “It’s somewhere between losing a fingernail and losing a tooth. It was a bit embarrassing when I tried showing your cohorts Asteria again, and I’ll forever mourn my memories of the DDHA Christmas party, but life goes on.”

“Where’s the ship now?”

The Physician let out a low click from deep within himself. The dome’s walls and floor blurred and evaporated. Allison and the alien stood suspended high above vast pale oceans streaked by currents and riptides of cloud. The girl could just make out a broad shank of coastline gilding the horizon.

“About two hundred miles above the Atlantic ocean.” The Physician waved his long, limber hand. “I admit I overreacted a little to the Flying Man showing up, but the view was nice.” 

Allison was silent for a moment. She tried to comprehend being so far from everything she knew. It made her feel like a giant and a speck of dust all at once.

“Hey, Allie, say ‘costume on’ for me.”

“Costume on,” Allison repeated reflexively, not looking away from the Earth.

She startled as her super-suit appeared around her in a burst of light. “How’d that happen?”

“I’ve been tinkering with your costume a little. Now it lives in hyperspace when you’re not using it,” the Physician said proudly. “You can thank me later4.”
“Thanks!”

“I said later!”

“Costume off!” 

The suit vanished.

“Costume on!”

It returned. 

Allison giggled. “Costume on! Costume off! Costume on…”

The rapid flashes lit the Earth below like gamma-ray bursts. After half a minute of gleeful translocation, the Physician cut in with, “So, about Alberto…”

Allison went quiet mid trigger-phrase. “…Yeah?”

The dome’s walls returned.

“Why didn’t you tell me, Allie?” the Physician asked with something approaching concern in his voice. It sounded like wind over mossy rocks. “Telling your host you’re carrying a possessor-entity in your head is basic psychic-hygiene.” 

“I didn’t know he could possess me!” protested Allison. Her head drooped forward. “…And I thought I’d get in trouble.”

“I’ve been there.”

“You have?”

“Of course. Back in the Royal Exhibition Hall, for starters.” 

Despite herself, Allison smiled. Then she realized something. “Your song isn’t ugly anymore.”

“Happy to hear that,” said the Physician. “I think Alberto put your power through some brute-force acclimatization. You probably know everything I do now.” He turned and started walking towards the wall he’d entered through. “Should keep you occupied during your seclusion.” 

“Wait, my what?”

The Physician stopped and twisted his head around, the rest of his body following a second later. “Allison, did you really think I’d let you wander around my home the second you woke up? After what you did to me?”

“But I didn’t do that stuff! It was Alberto!”

“Yes, but Alberto was wearing you at the time. And you’re are fully capable of doing it again.”

“How long are you going to keep me here?”

“Until I’m sure you’re you.”

“How do I do that?”

“No clue.”

Allison’s mind conjured images of a colourfully dressed old lady lying dead in the dome. She ran over to the Physician, not even trying to jump over the tendril garden, and grabbed him by the wrist. “You can’t lock me in here…”

Allison trailed off as she rubbed her fingers against Dr. Smith. It felt like it was covered in—

“Clingwrap is a marvelous invention,” said the Physician. “It’ll be a shame when your kind figures out it causes cancer.”

Allison let go of him and scowled. Her eyes flashed. “I’m not gonna let you lock me up.”

“You have all Alberto’s powers, Allie. Tell me, what will happen to you if you try burning me here?”

Allison wished Dr. Smith hadn’t asked her to do that. It made her feel like a wimp for doing it. She closed her eyes.

In nine out of ten of the futures where she burned John Smith, he stood there and burned. The dome also became smooth and black. Quiet. In nine out of ten of those futures, the dome also filled with something bad for human lungs. The few futures where neither of those things happened involved rogue asteroids and space-shark5 attacks.  

Allison sighed. “Can you at least give me a real bed?”

⬖  

To the Physician’s credit, he did. He even euthanized it first.

Allison’s time in the dome was like a five-star remaster of her days in McClare. The room provided any kind of food she could name, so naturally she spent the first afternoon curled up with stomach cramps from too much cotton-candy. She wasn’t sure whether or not she was glad the floor ate her vomit.

The dome’s other main saving grace was that its ceiling could serve as a television. Allison hadn’t realized how much she missed TV during her months at the Institute. She would lie on her bed for hours, watching slightly stretched visions of William Hartnell and his friends fight very curved Daleks above her head like postmodern constellations6

  The Physician also allowed Allison visitors—two at a time, lest she subvert her friends’ minds and lead the Watercolours in a coup against him. Again. 

One thing Allison, Billy, and David discovered was that the dome could produce shower-heads on demand. And thus—with David keeping the water from being absorbed into the all-devouring floor—a dream was realized: actually flooding a shower. 

“Water off!” Allie ordered once it was up their shoulders.     

Billy floated on his back, kicking languidly while shooting water out of his mouth. “I tried this back at my house.” He smiled smugly at David. “Got it up to my tail. Without water-magic.”

David splashed Billy, laughing. “Screw you!”

“I got it up to my neck,”  Allison said casually. “Used a cork gun. My folks had to tear up the carpet in front of the bathroom.”

It was hard for the boys to be impressed by that. Allison set the bar pretty high for herself.

“I don’t know why you wear clothes all the time,” David told Billy. “You have fur. Awesome fur!”

The tiger-boy flicked his fingers in the water. “Fur doesn’t have pockets,” He grinned. “Or a cape.”

On the subject of clothes, Arnold and Mabel had news. Namely, new suits, grown from a scrap of David’s own.

The pair posed proudly in front of Allison. The main body of Arnold’s suit resembled a black dance leotard, covered in stars nestled between forks of lightning. He also had a cloak and hood, similarly speckled with stars. As tradition dictated, the space around his eyes and the bridge of his nose was concealed by a strip of dark, feathered fabric. His chest bore a silver flame, divided by yet another jagged lightning bolt. 

Mabel’s costume was simpler, but also much more busy: a three piece suit composed of comic panels and photographs. The inside of her jacket appeared to be lined with pages, like she was a bipedal book herself.

“So,” said Mabel, full of self-assurance, “whose costume is better?”

“They’re not costumes,” said Arnold. “They’re super-suits.”

“Whatever,” said Mabel. “Either way, I look fabulous.”

“Hmm.” Allison squinted and rubbed her chin. “…I’m gonna go with Mabel’s. It’s so… pretty.”

“Yes!”

Arnold rolled his eyes. “Figures you girls would stick together.” He lit up, the lightning across his frame glowing bright against the dark fabric. “You can’t tell me this isn’t awesome!”

Allison folded her arms. “Our mutual girliness has nothing to do with my decision. Mabel has way more colours than you.”

“It’s useful, too!” exclaimed Mabel, gesturing down at herself. “I’m covered in pictures! It’s like I’m wearing a buncha ammo-belts!” She conjured a pair of ray-guns and spun them in her hands. “This girl don’t need to lug around her books anymore…”

“Yeah, yeah, I get it,” said Arnold, sitting down next to Allison on her bed. He pulled his hood back. “…Allie, can I ask you something?”

“Sure. About what?” asked Allison. 

“About what happened at Exhibition Hall.”

“Oh. Sure, I guess?”

Arnold took a deep breath. “Did Alberto kill Lawrence, or did I do it?”

Allison considered lying. If Alberto had made her make Arnold kill Lawrence, then it was nobody’s fault but the esper’s. Arnold’s conscience would be clear.

No. Lawrence had tried juggling secrets, and look where it got him.

“It was you,” Allison said, her voice small. “Sorry.”

Arnold exhaled and rubbed his hair. “…Is it bad that I don’t feel bad?”

“Eh,” said Mabel as she sat down next to her friends. “Laurie was pretty horrible. Plus, I don’t think he really wanted to be alive anymore.”

“…Great,” said Arnold, “now I feel stupid. I did him a favour.”    

Mabel patted him on the back. “Welcome to the Murderer’s Club. Least you did yours on purpose…”

“That anything like Legacy7?” asked Arnold. “What’re the perks?”

“You get a club jacket.” Mabel said. “Made of skin.”

“Don’t know,” said Allison. “Maybe knowing you can do it if you need to?”


“Just realized,” said Arnold, “Billy and David are the only ones now who haven’t killed someone.”

Mabel giggled. “God, what would make Billy kill someone?”

“Insulting the honour of the Famous Five?” suggested Allison.

The children laughed. 

“Allie,” Arnold said, “I’m sorry about that thing in the pool. I know it was really Alberto’s fault, but, I mean, someone should say sorry for it, right?”

Allison shrugged. “You’ve seen me without my clothes on a lot. Also…” She pecked Arnold on the mouth. “Just in case you’re still all confused about the girl-boy thing.”

Arnold put a finger to his lips. “Woah…”

Mabel huffed. “Is everyone going to kiss you, Arnold?” She pulled him around and planted one herself. “There,” she said. “Now all you need is Billy.”

“Eww,” said Arnold, smiling. “He’s like, a million years littlier than us8!”  

Allison’s friends kept her sane. Maybe too sane. She didn’t hear a peep from Alberto for days. On the one hand, Allison had had enough of Alberto to last both of their lifetimes. On the other hand, how was she supposed to get the Physician to trust her if Alberto hadn’t even tried anything?

Unfortunately, the Physician had his own solution.

Allison jerked awake to the Physician’s voice blaring through the dome. 

“Good news, Allie! I know how we can nip this Alberto problem in the bud!”

Allison clapped her hands over ears. “Too loud!”

“Sorry,” the Physician’s disembodied voice said, a touch less booming. “Got a bit excited there.”

Allison rubbed the sleep from eyes, while her super-suit stopped pretending to be a set of pyjamas. “I don’t think Alberto’s a problem anymore. I haven’t even heard him since I woke up in this stupid dome.”

“Allie, you’re not insulting me when you say things like that, you’re insulting the ship. And she has enough to deal with.”

“Like you?” Allison asked acidly.

“Precisely.”

Allison didn’t know why she bothered. “I still don’t think Alberto’s gonna try anything.”

“He’s just sulking,” the Physician replied. “Trust me, Allie, I’ve known that boy a lot longer than you have. Someone will mention their daughter or something and he’ll come roaring back.”

Blearily, Allison asked, “So what’s your idea?”

“She will be along shortly.”

The wall of the dome opened. A girl about Allison’s age stepped through. She was willowy, even more so than Allison herself. Her lack of clothing gave her a deeply unwelcome view of the girl’s ribs. She had a thin mop of straw-coloured hair plastered to her scalp by the thin layer of slime that coated her body. Her eyes were painfully blue, and she had the same polish scent as the Physician’s clonal nursery. Her expression seemed somehow both blank and slightly startled.

“Good morning, Allison.”

Allison blinked. The girl was clearly a superhuman. Her song was surprisingly deep and steady. Like a cello. But much of it had the same unnatural orderliness as the Physician’s drones. 

“Who the heck are you?”

The Physician answered for the girl. “This is Drone #1248.”

The girl added, “I’m here to be consumed by you.”

There was no fear in her voice. Not even hesitation. Just plain, bare fact.

Allison shook her head. “What are you talking about?”

“Look, Allie,” said the Physician. “The way I see it, you’re not expunging Alberto from yourself any time soon. What you need is an ally. Someone to mind the shop while you’re astral projecting or the like. A real, imaginary friend.”

Allison stared at the girl. “You want me to eat you?”

The girl nodded. “That is how my creator explained it to me, yes.”

“But you’re a kid!”

“More of an infant, really,” said the Physician. “I only hatched her ten hours ago. I figured a newborn drone your sex and state of physical maturation would make for more seamless integration.” There was something like a smile in the alien’s voice. “You can grow up together…”

“I won’t do it!” insisted Allison. “It’s horrible!”

“You sure, Allie?” The Physician addressed the tank-bred girl. “Show her.”

The girl nodded, before rising into the air.

Allison looked at the girl, floating in front of her. She’d always looked down on flight… out loud. Now, a new, yet familiar hunger stirred inside her…

She shook herself. “I won’t eat her! It’s wrong.”

“I’m disappointed with you, Allison,” the Physician said. “Here I thought we might have something in common. But no, you had to go and rub your smug, uni-minded blinders in my face. She can fly, Allison. You could fly. You don’t know how long it took me to get a drone that just plain flew, instead of riding a cloud or turning into a swarm of bugs or something like that.” A low gurgling sound filled the dome. “I guess the poor thing has to die then.”

Allison’s eyes burned. “I won’t let you hurt her!” 

A burbly, watery laugh. “It won’t be me who kills her.” 

“Creator says my liver is failing,” said the girl. She frowned slightly. “It does kind of hurt inside…”

Allison looked into the girl’s mind—that thin, but steadily weaving web of self. She was telling the truth. Allison could feel the pain gnawing at her.

She could think of a dozen ways to save the girl… if she had Żywie’s song.

“See?” said the Physician. “It’s win-win! You get a partner and the ability to fly, she gets to continue existing in an immortal body, and I get to study the effects of your assimilation power on a human brain! I’ll leave you girls to get to know each other.”   

There was a clicking noise like an intercom shutting off, but Allison highly doubted the Physician wasn’t watching them like a hawk. She sighed and patted her bed.

Evidently, whatever education the Physician imprinted on the young drone was enough to tell her what the gesture meant She lay down next to the girl. 

Allison looked into the future. If she didn’t assimilate the drone, she would die. Then the Physician would make another. And another. She watched him injecting them one after the next with different drugs. First liver failure, then pancreatic cancer, then strokes. It made her sick.

“Do you want to keep being alive?” Allison asked. 

“I think so,” the girl answered. “I like the feeling of the air on my skin and floor under my feet. It’d be nice to keep feeling things like that.”

God, thought Allison. That’s all she’s got?   

“Even if you have to live inside me?”

“Why not? It’s what I was made for.”

“Do you want a name? A real one, I mean. ‘Drone #1248’ takes way too long to say.”

“Do I need a name?”

“It’d be good if you had one.”

“Then okay.”

Allison thought about it. “Well, if you’re gonna be a part of me, maybe Miri? It’s sort of a name I used to have.”

“Sure,” said the newly named Miri. “Sounds nice.”

What other names has she heard?

Allison squirmed. “I’m not gonna keep you all cooped up in my head. We can work out a time-table or something.”

For the first time, Miri smiled. “Thank you.”

They watched movies for a while. About half the Disney canon, in fact9. Miri was transfixed. At one point, Allison made the dome play some Beatles songs and tried dancing with the drone. They got their feet tangled a bit. 

Eventually, though, Miri said, “Allison, my tummy’s hurting more. I think it’s time for us to merge.”

Allison nodded solemnly. “Alright.” 

They laid back down on the bed. Allison grabbed Miri’s hand. 

She reached for the other child’s song and sunk her power in it. She wrenched it towards her being. Allison felt the the girl spasming beside her. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see blood hemorrhaging from every hole in her face.

Allison sucked in a long, shuddering breath. Memories flooded her mind. Perfect weightlessness. Fluid carrying her onto a soft, sandy floor. First steps. 

The universe. Everything. Flinching away from it. Weightlessness again. 

Allison floated off the bed. It was done. Below her the floor began to swallow her bed, along with Miri’s body. Allison supposed she would be waking up within her soon enough.

“You were hiding, weren’t you?” Allison said aloud. “Waiting for the Physician to let me out.”

“Got me there,” said Alberto, standing below Allison. He lit an imaginary cigarette. “God, it’s getting crowded in here.”

Allison rolled in the air to look down at the esper’s ghost. “Alberto, why do you want to be alive?”

“What kind of question is that?” he spat. “I just want to take care of my kid.”

“Eliza’s doing that.”

Alberto growled. “Eliza—”

“Do you really think Eliza would hurt Ophelia?”

“She hurt Adam.”

“Because Lawrence made her do it. And he’s dead.”

“…True.”

“And do you think you could really do a better job?”

Alberto didn’t answer, instead protesting, “Why shouldn’t I get to be alive?”

“But nobody liked you. Not even you liked you.”

“What chance did I have? Lawrence was basically my dad. And he hated me. For years.”

“…You still wanted him to love you again,” Allison realized. “That’s why you helped him all those years.”

Alberto made to speak, but stopped. He looked down at his feet. His image began to fade from Allison’s vision. “Christ…”

Allison alighted to the patch of floor where her bed had been. Where Miri had been. 

The wall opened. The Physician was satisfied.

DOPO chief Wilson Brenneck frowned through the one-way window at the comatose esper lying in the hospital bed. Alberto Moretti’s body was riddled with tubes and wires, all trying to keep his body alive past the death of his mind.

It hadn’t been a good week for Brenneck. The Australians had managed to get attacked again. Colonel Penderghast hadn’t reported for duty in over a week. People all around the world were panicking about alien invasion like it was 1938 again10. 1966 was beginning to look like a worse year for US security than 1962.

Brenneck sighed and turned to his science advisor. “Is there any chance of recovery?”

Dr. Johannes shook his head. “Slim to nil, sir. It’s like an egg-beater was jammed into the poor boy’s brain.”

“Great,” the chief said, lighting a cigar. “My warlock’s missing, and our big coup from the Aussies is a dud.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t say that.”

“You said his brain was wrecked.”

Much to Wilson’s displeasure, Dr. Johannes grinned. “His gonads still work, don’t they?11” 


1. A hundred and ninety-one years prior. Officially, the annexation of Enlil by the Southern Spiral Empire was triggered by many of her nations’ tendency to exile criminals and mutants to less developed worlds. Unofficially, it was out of a desire to incorporate the planet’s more talented telepaths into the Empire’s intelligence services.

2. Specifically Teres Va, the matriarch of the Waemerrot pantheon, who they say first taught Enlilians the speech of the gods.

3. For a detailed exploration of the Throneworld caste system, we recommend Andros Kaorvian’s monograph The Other Side of the Rainbow, available in print, digital, and neural-pollen formats across the civilized galaxy.

4. What Dr. Smith didn’t mention was that he’d poached the research of the Japanese super-scientist Doctor Toshiro Kaminari, who went on to create the inaugural Sentai team in 1975.

5. A semi-corporeal astramorph known to prey on starships in the form of metal eating, soul devouring relativistic swarms. The only known predator of young star-gods.

6. In other words, Allison managed to invent binge-watching nearly fifty years early, but we won’t hold that against her.

7. An Australian organization founded by servicemen in 1923 to care for the dependants of deceased military personnel.

8. Eight months.

9. An easier task in the 1960s.

10. When a drunken Gatekeeper descended upon the Earth for New Year’s Eve.

11. Project MKUltra: A mid-20th century CIA program studying mind control. Originally focused around psychoactive drugs such as LSD, the program was dying down in the mid-60s only to receive a shot in the arm in the form of Alberto Moretti’s brain dead body—specifically, his sperm. The revived MKUltra would go on to produce hundreds of esper agents (“Langley babies”) impacting the human race for much of its continued existence.

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Chapter Seventy-One: The Third Man

“She’s ready to see you now.”

Alberto Moretti stubbed out his cigarette against the hallway wall, before following Eliza into the Institute’s spare bedroom. Or as it served tonight, the delivery suite. 

Fran was opening the bedroom to let the smell of blood and mucus escape, while Hugo ministered to Sadie’s last round of visitors: the ones lucky enough to see the main event to its conclusion. Judging by how palid they were, it had been quite an education for the children.

“I am really, really glad I’m not a girl,” said Haunt. Phantasmagoria had been sick, Brit was staring at the wall, and Mealy was just shaking in the corner.

“You’re telling me.”

Sadie was lying in the bed, face still red with exhaustion and beaded with sweat like acne. A bundle of blankets the size of a loaf of bread squirmed in her arms. Lawrence was standing beside them, looking down at both children with a mask of pure pride.  

“Ah, should I approach?” Alberto asked. Even with his safeguards, he’d been wary of getting too close to Stratogale ever since they’d… done their duty. 

Sadie flopped her head against her pillow. With her eyes closed, she said, “Sure. Why not?”

Lawrence lifted the newborn from her mother’s arms, presenting the child to her father. “You’ve produced a healthy young new human daughter, Tiresias. I hope you’re proud.”

Alberto took the baby from the old man, not answering. He looked down into her mud brown eyes, and he could swear she met his gaze. She already had a thin mop of sticky black hair. The esper could feel her breathe against him. 

Sometimes, glimpses of strangers came unbidden to Alberto’s future-sight. A middle-aged, snow-haired woman sitting by a hot-dog stand, casting dark, weary eyes over ominously watermarked documents. A nineteen year old strawberry blonde girl hanging up laundry in a trailer-park. A tan-suited man with artfully grey temples and false smile-lines sitting behind what Alberto could swear was the Resolute desk. Flying children, dancing over the sea. Alberto could never figure  out what any of these people had to do with him.

The baby gurgled, lifting out of her father’s hands. Alberto grasped her reflexively. 

Well, that at least made more sense. He found himself smiling at the girl. 

“Hey, kid.”

The baby slipped her hands out of her swaddling and smacked them together.

The thin ice of reality cracked, plunging the whole room into the roiling undersea of possibility. Reality and hallucination swapped places. For the first time in decades, the world made clear, wonderful sense to Alberto.

Wait, no, that didn’t—  

The world was awful again. Everyone who wasn’t already in bed was groaning on the floor, all except for Eliza, who had already ran to the window. “I think the baby’s… escaped.”

That broke right through the dizziness. Alberto stared at the empty blankets lying over his chest, before jolting upright and shoving Eliza out the way. A small, dark shape bobbed over the night grass.

A new, bracing horror gripped Alberto. “Grab a net!” he shouted. “Grab a fucking net!”

Three years later and minus about two feet, Alberto stood impassively while David Venter Barthe screamed in Allison Kinsey’s face, eyes bright white. 

“I knew it!” he shouted. “All the bossing, and not letting me explode Valour, and the clothes in the pool!”

“Oh, God,” said Arnold. The boy gagged. Alberto could see black spots of renewed self-doubt swirling in his head. “I swam with you…” He couldn’t finish the sentence. “You made her do that!”

“Wait,” said Billy, completely confused, “you’re really Alberto?”

Alberto sighed. “Yes, Billy,” he said, voice reverting to a hoarse, high-pitched version of his usual Italian lilt. “I’m Alberto.” 

“…Then where’s Allie?”

“She’s still here,” Alberto explained. “It’s like we’re… roommates.” 

Mabel glared at him. “I bet she isn’t happy about you walking around telling everyone you’re her.”

Penderghast grunted, struggling against unseen chains. “Kids… I can help her! I’ve seen—”

Alberto grabbed the warlock’s hand and squeezed. “I think we’ve heard enough from you.”

Sleep pulled hard at Penderghast. “I can—I…”

The American sorcerer fell face-forward onto the floor with a hard thud. 

Alberto winced. “Oof. Hope he didn’t knock any teeth out.”    

Mabel shook her head. “You’re wearing our friend!”

That was about when Alberto gave up on remaining calm.

“She fucking ate me!” he shouted back at her. “Sucked my soul right out of me! And like it or not, kids, I’m still your best chance for getting out of this alive.” He gestured around at the ruined hall and smiled. “I’ve gotten us this far, haven’t I?”

William St. George looked around at the scars and burns on the walls; at the sleeping wizard who’d tried to help them; at the frightened, scattered hostages; at the strange, smirking man who’d slipped under their friend’s skin. The one who’d brought them here. Made them do all these things.  

Slowly, he said, “…I don’t think I like you.”      

Alberto smile dipped slightly. “You wouldn’t be the first, mate. At least you waited till you had a reason.”

David turned to mist and reformed as ice in front of Alberto, before grabbing his throat and lifting the imposter an inch off the ground. 

David’s glass harp voice rang, “Give us back Allie. Now.” 

Alberto glared at the boy right in his face. “How?” he asked. “Fucking how, kid? How am I supposed to get myself out of her?”

David, hesitated a moment, then set Alberto down and jabbed a finger at Penderghast.

“He said he could get you out.”

“And he didn’t say anything about giving me a body, did he?” Alberto snapped, eyes flashing red as he melted his way free of David’s grip. “So fuck you. I’m staying until I find a way to un-murder myself. Call me an asshole for that. I don’t care. Your little girlfriend’s the one who killed me.”

The puddles that had been David’s hand formed into sharp blades of ice, flitting up to Allison’s throat. “Well, I like Allie better.”

Alberto grinned. “Fair enough.”

The shark-bear crept up behind Billy and wrapped its arms hard around the tiger-boy. Billy shrieked.

“Mabel!” David yelled. “What are you doing?”

“I don’t know!” the girl protested. “I’m just… doing it!”

Arnold found himself pointing toward Mabel, his body sparking with power. “…Mabel, I’m thinking about Jupiter!”

“Lay a finger on me, they all die,” Alberto told David. He smiled again, picturing a blue triangle. The psychic snatched one of the floating ice-knives.  “Not that you’d be hurting me anyway.” He drove the blade hard into Allison’s other hand, not even taking her eyes off of David as bright red blood oozed around its tip. “This isn’t my body.”

David growled as he reverted to flesh, his entire body shaking with pent up, helpless rage. He felt like his eyes were blue again, that he was standing there and letting Lawrence flog him. 

“Good,” said Alberto, absently staunching the bleeding in his hand with a few biofeedback commands. He started walking away from David and the paralyzed Watercolours. “I trust I can leave you in charge of the others?” he said, twigging the water-sprite’s ear as he passed.

“Screw you, Bertie,” David spat. “I wish Allie had just killed you.”

“Join the club,” Alberto said as he ambled up the hall. “I was going to make it so bloody nice for you kids. I was going to fly in Billy’s nanny, have Fiji declared the national posthuman homeland.” He sighed and shook Allison’s head. “But then you told Penderghast to go fuck himself. So much for charity.”

John Smith staggered up to the esper, legs still mangled from Penderghast hurling him. A thin patch of skin had grown over the mouth Alberto had forced him to grow on his forehead. “So, Allie assimilated you,” he said, all smiles. “I wish one of you had told me, Alberto. We could’ve had such fun exploring that.”

“John.”

“Yes, Alberto?”

“Death has better bedside manners than you.”

“Granted. Nevertheless—”  

The Physician found himself collapsing into a perfect sphere. Alberto gave the ball of flesh and lab-coat a sharp kick before moving on.

He found Timothy Valour sitting in front of the wrecked entrance, perhaps hoping one of the Melbourne PD would try firing into the hall. He looked almost meditative.

“I heard you and the kids,” he said quietly as Alberto approached. “I should’ve guessed it was you, Moretti. You always were a parasite.”

Alberto sat down in front of his former boss, legs crossed. It almost put Tim in mind of the little girl whose body he stole. “From where I’m sitting, Tim, Allison Kinsey is a goddamn vampire.” He examined the back of the girl’s hands. “Has the complexion for it, now that I think about it.” Alberto looked back at Valour. “Honestly, I’m a little relieved it’s all out in the open now. It was doing my head in trying to think of why Allie would give you my real demands.” 

Tim tilted his head back, letting out a long, sad breath. “And what would those be, Alberto?”

Hard and cold, the psychic said, “Eliza Winter. Where have you stashed her?” 

Timothy’s quiet despair curdled into confusion. “What do you want with Eliza?”

Alberto put Allison’s hand under her chin. “Well, aside from the fact she’s a priggish, moralizing, judgy old Nazi, she stole my fucking daughter.” The girl’s eyes flared. “I want her back!”

Valour was silent for a moment, staring at Alberto. The idea that the esper could feel attachment to anyone he didn’t want to screw had never occurred to him. “…You do?”

Alberto shot to his feet, glaring down at the DDHA chief. “Why shouldn’t I? Ophelia’s mine! She’s the only family I have who didn’t trade me for a year’s pay and a fucking medal! What other bloke has to explain why they love their daughter?”

Valour wondered darkly whether Alberto thought Sadie Jones had a claim on the child. “Alberto, in all the time I’ve known you—the time we worked together—you never mentioned Ophelia once.” 

“Of course I didn’t. You tend to murder the shit I care about. I wasn’t about to give you leverage.” 

“What would you do with the girl?”

“Eat her. Or be her dad. I’ll leave it to you to guess which one’s more likely.”

“You’re eight years old.”

“Here’s the great thing about childhood, Tim: it tends to resolve itself.”

Valour kept protesting, “For Christ sake, Alberto, listen to yourself! Even if you pull this off, you’ll be feared for the rest of your life! Hated. More than the bloody Flying Man!” He waved his arms around the hall. “At least he doesn’t pull shit like this!”

“Oh no,” Alberto said flatly.

“What way is that for a little girl to grow up?”

“Won’t be an issue,” Alberto retorted. He looked up at the ceiling, like he was trying to stare through the wood and plaster at the sky beyond it. “Not where we’re going.” 

“There’s nowhere you can run away from this!”

“Enlil I think will be far enough.”

“…Where?”

“Other planet,” Alberto replied casually. “My folks came from there, way back when.” He pointed at the Physician-ball rolling wildly across the floor. “Me and Ophelia will be heading there in Johnny boy’s ship.”

The ball quivered and shook. Its fabric wrapping tore with a loud rip as a waving stem of flesh unfurled from it. A blossom of fleshy petals opened at the top, revealing a pistil of china blue eyes around a sharp beak. 

The flower buzzed like a swarm of wasps. “You absolute idiot.” 

The Watercolours all stared at up at the Physician-flower in surprise. They’d never heard the alien be so direct in its insults.  

“Problem, Doctor?” Alberto asked cooly.

“Do you know how far Enlil is?”

“Yes, actually. Fifty light-years, give or take?1

“The ship’s uptick-drive packed it when she crashed onto this rock! She’s lucky to hit nine tenths the speed of light!”

“…That doesn’t sound very slow,” said Arnold, trying to distract himself from the pain in his arm. It was getting sore pointing at Mabel.

The Physician’s improvised face twisted around to look at the children. “It’ll take over fifty years!” The flower spun back to Alberto. “That body you’ve hijacked might still be young when you make planetfall, but your spawn will be menopausal before she feels dirt beneath her feet again.”

Alberto wagged a finger. “You’re forgetting time dilation, Dr. Smith. Those fifty years will pass like one for me and Ophelia.”

He was right, of course. Dusty2 Allison, the Physician thought bitterly. 

“You can’t take Allie to space for fifty years!” shouted Arnold. “She’ll…” He tried to figure out where to even start with that. It was like trying to cup a planet in his hands. “…She’ll miss us!”

“It’s alright, Arn,” said Alberto. “You kids can come with. I’ll be needing some servants on Enlil.” He looked at David. “Except you. You’re weird and I’m tired of looking at your todger all the time.”

David sputtered with more wracking anger. “Piss off!”

“That’s the plan, Davie.”

“Why do you even want to go to Enlil?” asked Mabel, eyes still fixed on Arnold’s glowing finger. “You’ve never even seen the stupid planet.”

“Everyone and their dog’s psychic there.” Alberto tapped Allison’s temple. “Maybe they can get me out of here.” The girl’s shoulders slumped slightly. “And maybe me and Ophelia won’t be such bloody freaks there.”

The Physician let out an honest, drowned engine cackle. “Alberto, your daughter can punch through steel. Even without her, yours is a line of berserk mutants. Trust me, boy, the great and the good of Enlil don’t forgive weakness, but they don’t brook strength, either.”

“Then I’ll be a king.”

“They managed to see your progenitor off, Alberto. And that was over two centuries ago. Us aliens don’t just stand around for hundreds of years, you know.”

Alberto ignored the creature, turning back to Tim. “Just tell me where Eliza is.”

Having decided that the psychic was clearly mad, Valour asked, “What will you do with her when you’ve got Ophelia?”

Alberto leaned forward, till he was looking Tim right in the eye. “I’m going to tie her down, and make her grow me a body. A grown, male body; with all the little extras Allie copied off her.”

David scoffed. “Or Auntie will just knock you out soon as she touches you.”

“Not unless she wants some of those throwaway babies dashed against the wall,” Alberto said over his shoulder.

David didn’t have a retort for that strategy.

“…And then what?” asked Valour.

“Then I burn the witch.” Alberto folded Allison’s arms. “Now, Tim, I’m gonna let you choose to tell me where the bitch is. Don’t want you pulling the mind control excuse at the pearly gates.”

In some ways, Timothy Valour mused, Alberto was more of a child than the one whose life he had stolen. “Until I refuse, I suppose?”

Alberto flashed a cold, pale smile. “No, Tim. If you refuse, my great big spaceship blasts Marvelous Melbourne into atoms. Two million lives, Tim, all on your conscience.”

Almost imperceptibly, Valour’s eyes widened. There was a chance—or maybe just the shadow of one. If he was wrong, he might be dooming all of Melbourne, but even if he went along with the esper’s game, Tim wouldn’t put it past Alberto to fire a few pot-shots at Australia on his way past the Moon. 

He’d played against worse odds.

“…You’re bluffing.”

Alberto’s smile wobbled. “I’m what?”

It was Timothy’s turn to smile. “Alberto, you’re not a supervillain. You’re too piss-weak for that. I’ve met people who’d blow up the world just because they can. You on the other hand are probably the most powerful esper on Earth, and you spent the last twenty years getting drunk on a farm. You’re not evil because you’re cruel; you’re evil because you’re too lazy to be nice.” He gestured emphatically at Arnold. “You got a little kid to do your killing for you, for Christ’s sake!” 

The boy kept his silence, but the old soldier got back to his feet. “You’re not going to nuke Melbourne, Alberto. You’re going to use your weird mind powers like you always do, get your kid unless you decide that’s too much work, and probably turn back halfway to Enlil because you can’t be fucked to learn the language3.” Valour dared to poke the esper in the chest. “Even in that body.”

Allison’s nostrils flared. “Is that what you think, eh?” Alberto closed his eyes. “We’ll just see about that.”

He followed a tether of thought and coercion five hundred feet above downtown Melbourne, up to where the enormous, ancient mass that was the Physician festered like a tumour in the heart of his great ship. Through his thrall, Alberto gave the vessel two simple orders.

Move.

He opened his eyes, staring defiantly at Timothy Valour.

Be seen.

The city started screaming immediately. Hundreds of thousands of voices crying up at the sky like pagans of old. The hall thrummed with a sound like a sea-quake, growing stronger by the second. 

Alberto raised a finger above Allison’s head. “And here, she, comes…”

The hall’s dome and vaulted ceiling was torn away like an old bandage, clouds of wood, glass, and metal snatched up into a twisting tornado of red light. The scarlet-storm dissipated in an instant, sending rubble flying across the horizon. 

Tim winced. There was no way that wasn’t landing on someone.

The Physician’s ship hovered above Royal Exhibition Hall, plain as day. Free from its mountain cradle, the starliner resembled a stone water droplet. There are few constants throughout the universe, but a tear is the same everywhere. 

“Still think I’m bluffing?” Alberto asked, voice almost lost among the renewed screams of the hostages and the sound of settling wreckage. 

But amongst the pandemonium, David was bent laughing.

“So—” David sucked in a breath. Laughter was one of the few things he needed air for. “So stupid.”  

Oh, jeez, Billy fretted, still in the shark-bear’s clutches. David’s cracked

Alberto noticed the water-sprite’s mirth. “The hell are you laughing about, sea-goblin?”

David jeered, “Remember why you cloaked the ship, Bertie? In case he noticed…”    

It was impossible for Allison’s face to get any paler than it already was, but Alberto made a good go of it. He swung around to Valour. 

“You bastard.”

Timothy Valour cleared his throat, before saying at the top of his breath. “Flying Man! I know we’ve had our differences, but I really recommend you get your arse down here!”

David laughed again, crowing, “Flying Man!”

Mabel and Arnold shared a glance, before joining. Billy followed suit, too. For just a moment, glee edged out fear in the children’s voices, like they were playing a game. 

Soon the human hostages were shouting for the Flying Man as well. Even Lawrence’s geist-ridden corpse was yelling, if only for the feel of air through the old man’s vocal cords. 

The Physician was flailing like a wounded hydra. “Stop it, you stupid apes!” he screamed, voice wavering and distorting. “You don’t know what you’re calling down!”

Howard Penderghast stirred on the floor with a groan. “What’s going on…”  

David of all people helped the warlock up. “Look, Pender-whatever, if you want to get out of this okay, start calling the Flying Man!”

Penderghast blinked down at his recent nemesis, still a little dazed from Alberto’s whammy and the battle prior.

What the hell.

He banged his staff against the hardwood floor. “Strange visitor! I demand your presence here!”

“Is that a spell?” asked Mabel.

“Nope. Just force of habit.”

Panicking, Alberto tried to peer into the future—just a few minutes past ‘now.’

It was like throwing open the doors of a darkroom. One by one, all the psychic’s futures were blotted out by white, blinding light. All he could make out was a vast, terrible shadow, like a whale swimming through the sun. 

Fuck!

Alberto commanded the ship to cloak again. It vanished like a memory, but he knew it was too late. All over Melbourne, people would be running to their phones. Hungry reporters had their cameras trained on the ship the moment it appeared. Cries of alarm, both of sound and of thought, would radiate through the atmosphere. Nobody could ignore this…

Over mountain, over sea, over city…

The song exploded in Alberto’s mind like a supernova. It had the force of suns. It was the sand upon which broke the waves of time. It was the secret order chaos danced to.   

The psychic fell to his stolen knees. Everywhere he looked glowed with layered lattices of terrible, powerful knowledge. He was at the centre of a storm that could think

The Flying Man descended softly into the hall through the void where the dome had been, deep purple cape falling around his white-clad shoulders as his boots touched the ground. As he did, the Physician let out a shrill shriek and curled back into a ball.

The blond superhuman surveyed the devastation and frightened humans with faint disappointment. He looked over to the head of the hall. “Twice in one month, Mr. Valour? Don’t you think that might be telling you something?”

“Probably,” sighed the DDHA chief.

Pulled in by a strange paradox of awe and fear, people slowly started approaching the Flying Man.

“I never thought…”

“He’s real!”

“What did you think he was? A hologram?”

“…Yes?”

The Watercolours crept in between the grown ups. 

“Do you think he’s going to do anything to us?” Arnold whispered to Mabel. 

“I don’t know.”

The Flying Man spotted the little girl. There seemed to be recognition in his moss-green eyes. “I remember you,” he said with some amusement. He tapped the side of his nose. “Cheeky thing.”

Mabel froze, remembering that dying summer day in the barn. “We’re dead.”

David didn’t seem overly perturbed. “I can take him.”

Penderghast shoved his way to the front of the crowd. “Flying Man!” he said.

The Flying Man sighed. “I should’ve picked a name before I started this.”

Penderghast pointed his staff over at Allison’s body curled up in front of Valour, eyes screwed shut. “The children behind this attack were manipulated by a psionic parasite. Can you help her?”

The Flying Man gave a small nod. “I’ll try.”

The superman moved in a blur across the hall to the little girl. He looked down at her sadly. “Oh, you poor things.”

Alberto opened Allison’s eyes. It was like being trapped at the core of a galaxy. He only had one chance to salvage this. 

Valour noticed the movement. “Look out!”

Alberto screeched, leaping up and wrapping Allison’s hands around the Flying Man’s neck. He sunk his power into him and—

Oh, God. He was tiny. Insignificant. A match flame floating in a roiling sea. 

Alberto gasped and stared, shaking, up into the Flying Man’s eyes. “The hell are you?”

“It’ll be alright, Allison.”

A child sat alone in a dark cavern. Was it a cavern? She wasn’t sure. Sometimes she felt rough stone beneath her, sometimes smooth concrete. It was claustrophobically small, but no matter how long and how far she wandered, she couldn’t find the walls.

Right then, though, she was just trying to remember who she was. 

“I’m a girl, right?” She looked down at herself. She looked like a girl, but sometimes she remembered being a boy. Sometimes she remembered her parents speaking Italian, but the next time she thought of them again, all she could recall was English and snatches of Hungarian. She couldn’t even decide if she was an only child or not.

How did she get here? She remembered dancing in snow, and fighting pirates, and swimming with a boy she liked (or were there two of them?) but none of them fit together…

She started to hear music—distant, but closing in fast from the direction the girl couldn’t name.

A door opened in the empty space in front of her. A man with a head full of curly straw hair leaned out. He smiled down at her. “This way, Allison.”

The girl blinked at the interloper. “…This way there?”

The man frowned. “Hmm, might have to be a bit rough here. Sorry.”

He grabbed the girl by the arm and yanked her through the door—  

Allison Kinsey staggered forward. Where was she? There were people shouting and broken bits of wall everywhere, and—wait—why was she giving some bloke in a Flying Man costume a hug?

No, she realized, it was the Flying Man. There was no mistaking him, standing there spewing light and music like the Lord of Song himself. 

“What the—”

She watched her body detach from the Flying Man’s neck and fall to the floor. Much to Allison’s confusion, she could see her own thoughts shining behind her face. But there was a foreign constellation clinging tight to her mind like some parasitic starfish.

Allison scowled. “Alberto!”

The git had stolen her body, led her friends on a weird quest to try and run away to outer-space. And he had gotten to swim with a mermaid instead of her. 

The esper didn’t seem to notice his prey’s astral self, instead glaring up at the Flying Man. “Still here, arsehole.”

Is that what my voice sounds like? Allison asked herself. It’s like I’ve got asthma. 

“This isn’t your body,” he said. “You’re stealing a child’s life, Mr. Moretti.”

“She did it first!”

“I know,” he said, “but I can’t let you keep her.”

A green bolt struck the Flying Man in the back. He vanished.

Alberto grinned woozily. “Shows you.”

“For fuck’s sake!” yelled Valour.

Arnold’s arm snapped back to his side. “He made me do it!”

Penderghast shouted at the boy, “Where did you send him?”

Arnold dropped to the ground and wrapped his arms around his knees. “…Far away.”

“Good riddance,” said Alberto. He grabbed Valour. “Good news, Tim. You were right!”

“Eliza’s in the Northern Territory,” blurted Timothy. “Arnhem Land. Near a little mining township called Nhulunbuy.” His words got cut off with a gasp.

“Thank you,” said Alberto. “I’ll tell Eliza you sent me.” He looked towards the Watercolours. “Come on guys, it’s time we headed off.”

Allison had to act fast. The Flying Man may not have given her her body back all the way, but he’d loosened Alberto’s grip. She needed to shake him off somehow. She flitted across to her friends.  

“Come on, Davie!” she shouted in David’s ear. “Make all the blood in my brain rush to my feet for a second!”

The only response she got from the water-sprite was a small twitch of his eye. Even if David could really hear her, Allison knew he’d never hurt her. It was sweet. Also deeply annoying.

She had to try someone else.

Billy had returned to hugging Mr. Thumps’ side.  

“Scream, Billy!” Allison begged. “I just need you to knock him down…”

Billy just kept clinging to Valour’s servant. It was a dumb idea, Allison knew, for all the same reasons as David, even before factoring in mind-control.

She was about to try her luck with Penderghast when she noticed the slightest bulge in Mr. Thumps’ suit-jacket. 

Allison doubted the Physician would grow anything with a goiter. She focused on the drone’s meticulously ordered thoughts.

Oh.   

He had a gun. All this time, Thumps had been armed. Why hadn’t he used the gun? 

Two reasons sprung to the drone’s mind. The first was that it’d be useless against five angry super-children. The second reason was simple: Mr. Thumps would never shoot a child. 

Allison shot a glance back at her body, currently being used to say something petty and mean to Timothy Valour. 

She could take it, couldn’t she? 

Allison looked back at Thumps’ blank, carved features. She remembered the penguins.

“Sorry, Thumps.”

She stepped towards the drone. 

“And another thing,” said Alberto, “Just because you didn’t go to boarding school doesn’t make you—”

Alberto gasped as the first bullet slammed into Allison’s side. He barely managed to stay standing, almost falling onto Timothy Valour. He put a hand to the wound, feeling the warm blood trickling from under Allison’s ribs. 

“Good God…” whispered Tim.

Trembling, Alberto turned to find Mr. Thumps shaking on his feet, pointing a smoking pistol at him.

Billy backed away from the drone, weeping hysterically. “You shot Allie!”

“It—it’s not his fault.”

Thumps fired again, hitting Alberto right in the centre of mass. Pain exploded across his chest. He fell backwards. Back into the dark.

Allison let out a sharp breath. Her super-suit glowed as it reformed into its rainbow pattern.

She was herself again. She also had two bullets in her. She tried to latch onto David’s song, or deaden the pain, but everything was so slippery… 

The Watercolours ran to her side, David dropping to his knees and squeezing her arm. “Allie!” 

Allison managed a weak smile. “Hey, David. I’m back.” She felt her bleeding slow. That was nice of David. 

She was dimly aware of someone weeping. She realized it was Thumps.

Billy was rubbing his cheek against her head and mewling. Arnold’s skin burned with his lightning. He was staring fire at Mr. Thumps. “You bas—”

Allison grabbed her friend’s hand. “Don’t,” she groaned. “I shot me.” 

Mabel was shouting at the gawking hostages. “Someone call an ambulance!”

Allison giggled. It was like nails in her lungs. “I don’t think—I don’t think they…”

The thought escaped Allison. Penderghast was looming over her now. 

“It’s going to be alright, kid,” the warlock said, his voice tight. He pointed his staff at Allison’s chest. “Oh, Loco4, first Houngan—”

“Just leave us alone.”

The ship reappeared above the Exhibition Building. It turned on its side and opened its great eye, raining down red light upon the Watercolours.

The children found themselves rising into the air. They all held tight to Allison.

“Allie?” David said, with more fear in his voice than Allison knew he was still capable of.

“It’s okay,” she said. Sleep tugged at Allison. She wasn’t sure if she ought to stay awake or not, but she couldn’t bring herself to care. She closed her eyes. “It’s gonna be okay.”          


1. Approximately forty-six light-years, in fact. Enlil orbits the yellow dwarf star 47 Ursae Majoris, later dubbed Chalawan (named for a crocodile from Thai mythology) by the International Astronomical Union in 2016. Several Enlian names for the star would be added to the registry after formal first-contact with the planet.

2. A mild squishy oath roughly equivalent to “bloody” in Commonwealth English.

3. A valid point, but on Enlil, mutism is often regarded as a mark of good breeding.

4. Loa patron of healers and plants, considered to be the archetypical Vodou priest.

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Chapter Seventy: The Rumble at Royal Exhibition Building

Howard Penderghast strode confidently towards the centre of the hall, his conjured butterflies dying and melting into raindrops all around him. Instead of his iconic colonel’s uniform and green beret, he was dressed in white slacks and a tan cotton jacket over a cream polo-shirt, topped by a rather touristy akubra hat, complete with dangling corks in front of his face. Besides his staff, the only things that distinguished the warlock from any other foreign sightseer were the pouches on his belt and the patches sewn onto his left sleeve. Military insignia? Mystic symbols? Nobody in the hall could tell.

“Took your sweet time,” Valour muttered loudly. 

“You’re lucky I’m still in the country, Tim,” retorted Penderghast. “Be glad the State Library here has a decent occult collection.”

Alberto couldn’t read the man. Where Valour shrouded his mind beneath a black cloud of horrors, and Eliza’s just plain wasn’t there, Penderghast’s surface thoughts were jumbled nonsense. A slideshow of shit about rodeo-clown jousting tournaments and republican anthills. And just like with the Singular Elsa, Allison’s power could find no note of sorcery in the warlock’s song. 

Alberto wanted him gone.

“You can stop right there!” he said as Penderghast drew within twenty yards of the Watercolours and their hostages. “Or else someone is getting a face full of molten rock. Might not even be you.” 

Penderghast obeyed. “Fair enough.”

“What’s he doing here?” Mabel whispered to Arnold. “Isn’t he supposed to be in Viet—”

Arnold’s arm jerked forward, along with a stream of lightning. It hit Penderghast square in the chest, but the man refused to vanish, merely flickering for a moment as he sighed and shook his head.

“…Shit,” Arnold said aloud.

The warlock tapped at the patch closest to his shoulder-blade. “Broken-arrow, son,” he said in his patrician drawl. “My sister whipped it up to stop bullets, but I wagered it wouldn’t mesh well with teleportation. Interrupted journeys, hmm?” 

Lawrence was right, Alberto thought to himself. Magic is bullshit.

Penderghast allowed himself half a chuckle. “She’ll be very chuffed, I’m sure. Now that we know I’m not going anywhere, can we please have a civil conversation?”

“Depends,” said Alberto, regarding the empty door-frames behind the wizard warily. “Are the coppers about to come storming in behind you?”

The corner of Penderghast’s lip curled into a frown. “I’m surprised they followed me this far.” 

“Shame,” said David coolly, arms folded. “Woulda been fun.”

Penderghast waved his hand behind his back, uttering some heavy Slavic syllables. Thick metal doors seemingly made entirely of locks sprung up in the ice’s place. 

“There,” he said. “Gesture of faith. Now, would you please stop trying to fight me? I’m on your side, hard as that might be to believe.”

“Yeah, right,” said Alberto. “Did they say that in Salem, too?”

Penderghast gave a small, satisfied smile. “I wouldn’t know. When your land actually is a demon haunted heath, no one wants it very much.” His expression became sober again as he shot Valour a contemptuous look. “Still, I want to resolve this peacefully.” 

Timothy downed the dregs of his last glass of gin. “So did I, Howie, so did I.”

“Basic hostage negotiation, Tim,” said Howard. “Get the children out first.” He gestured towards the Watercolours. “Far as I’m concerned, that means all of you.”

“‘Get the children out’?” shouted one of the hostages. “They’re the ones holding us fuckin’ hostage!”

“Sir, I understand the stress you’re all under, but they’re nine.”

“They’re bloody demi terrorists—”

A glob of water hit the man in the face, freezing solid over his mouth.

Penderghast looked at David. “That was excessive, young man.”

The boy just shrugged. 

Nobody had to tell him who did that, Alberto realized. He’s done his research.

“So tell me,” said Penderghast. “Why all this?” He glanced briefly at the body on the floor, but let it lie for for the time being. “You can’t think people will be on your side.” 

“People can be very amenable when they’re scared shitless of you,” replied Alberto.

Mabel grabbed Arnold’s hand. “You don’t know what they did to us.”

Arnold didn’t say anything. His face was charnel-white.

“I don’t, do I?” Penderghast spotted Karl Jessop, still watching everything through his camera like some postmodern cyclops. The warlock pointed his staff at the recording device. “Then, let there be light.

A ripple passed through the hall like air through water. When the sorcerous wave washed over Jessop’s camera, brightly lit white smoke poured from its lense.

“Oi!” exclaimed the cameraman, sounding more miffed than surprised. “This better not gum up the works…”

The smoke formed into a nimbus above the heads of the Watercolours and the hostages. A monochrome image appeared on its underbelly. Then another, then more and more on top of each other until they achieved the illusion of motion. There was sound, too, slightly tinny and out of synch, but perfectly audible.

A couple minutes of Karl checking his equipment, soundtracked by murmuring hostages and Allison’s arch, mocking instructions. Then Tim Valour walked into frame, and repeated his disgrace. 

His post confession self fixed his eyes down towards the floor. He at least had enough composure left not to cover his ears.

Some of the hostages tried to yell over the playback, to deny their boss’s confession or offer an excuse. 

The man himself snapped, “Will all of you shut up?”

For Penderghast’s part, he just watched. The only hint of emotion the children got off him was when his grip tightened around his staff. 

Valour gave way to the Physician, stumbling through his confession like someone was jabbing him with a stick. 

Midway through John Smith’s parade of metamorphoses, Alberto took on Arnold’s song and zapped the camera away. The smokey screen dissipated instantly.

“I think you get the picture,” Alberto said.

“My bloody camera!” shouted Karl, groping at the empty air. “Rozza’s going to have my nuts on a platter for losin’ it!”

“…Who would let people call them—” Penderghast shook his head, before procuring a small red marble from one of the pouches on his belt. “Timothy Valour,” the warlock intoned imperiously, “is what you spoke in that recording your honest truth?”

“It is,” Tim answered quietly. 

The marble turned white in Penderghast’s hand.

“You can’t possibly believe that!” cried one of the hostages, a younger woman with nails that could pluck an eye out from the other end of the hall. “He confessed at”—she searched for the term—“power-point!”

The colonel held up the marble. “The eye of Aletheia1 begs to differ, ma’am.”

Disbelieving groans spread through the hostages. Howard ignored them. “Would one of you children be kind enough to show me the Smith creature?”

David dragged the Physician before the warlock—in ice-form, lest the alien try something clever with the glass he was stuffed with.

 John Smith grinned vacantly at Penderghast, gears turning behind his plastic smile. Unlike some dead Oxfordians he could name, the Physician wasn’t fool enough to doubt the truth of magic. It existed on every planet with even the faintest glimmer of sophonce. He was no expert—superpowers had always been his wheelhouse—but he did know how much magic loved technicalities. If this petty wizard wasn’t very precise with his questioning…

“Have you, your compatriots, or any possible and/or impossible permutation or combination of those two concepts been conspiring against Australia or the United States?”

“…No.”

It was worth a try…

The eye remained blood red.

…No it wasn’t. 

“Thank you, David,” said Penderghast. 

The warlock made a fig sign, like he wanted to convince the Physician he had the alien’s nose. Dr. Smith went flying backwards, landing with a skid at the far end of the hall2.

“…That was unnecessary.”

“You’ve given me a lot to think about, children,” said Penderghast. “It seems there’s something rotten in both our Denmarks.”

David didn’t like the way the American talked. It reminded him of Lawrence. All the clever little allusions and the condescending politeness. The way grownups talked when they had a cane behind their back. 

“Glad to see you’re not a complete drone,” remarked Alberto. He looked over his shoulder at Mr. Thumps, still hugging a quietly weeping Billy. “No offense, Thumps.”

“None taken, Miss Kinsey.”  

“There’s a difference between patriotism and blind obedience. I’d like to think one precludes the other, in fact.” Penderghast sighed. “I’m sorry, but I have to ask,” he pointed at the corpse on the floor, “who did this?”

Arnold bit his lip. None of the other Watercolours answered. The hostages clamoured to do it for them, but Penderghast silenced them with a slam of his staff.

“I’m asking the children,” the wizard said, his soft voice as final and authoritative as any spell. 

David’s fists were shaking at his side. Why did grownups always play this game? Making them fess up like they didn’t already know?

And if they did tell, what would happen to Arnold?

“…Why do you need to know that?” asked Mabel.

“So that I can see that the most appropriate action is taken.” 

“Piss off!”

Everyone stared at David.

Penderghast raised an eyebrow. “Pardon, young man?”

God. It was like Laurie came back American. They’d been free of the last one all of twelve seconds. “‘Appropriate action’ my arse! You just want someone in chains!” David looked around at his friends. “America got bombed, too. I bet Merlin over there’s angry he didn’t get to drag-” 

“David.” The warlock held up the eye of Aletheia. “I don’t and I’m not, son. I just want to help you.” 

The stone turned white. 

David wasn’t moved. “Like that thing isn’t rigged!” he shouted. 

“David,” Arnold said timidly, “you don’t have to—”

“Yes I do! They’re not splitting us up again!”

“…I understand your concerns,” Penderghast’s face hardened. “But please don’t make me do this forcefully.” He began to twist and contort his fingers like he was building a cat’s cradle. “Non in Tartareo latitantem poscimus antro, adsuetamque dia tenebris, modo luce fugata descendentem animam. Primo pallentis hiatu haeret adhuc Orci.3

All warmth in the hall fled, replaced by the scent of charcoal dust and pomegranates.

David scowled. “What are you up to?”

The only answers David got were screams: Herbert Lawrence was getting to his feet.

Billy peeked out from Mr. Thumps’ suit-jacket. For just a moment, he could hope again. He’s not dead! Nobody has to get in trouble now!

But the old man’s gait was all wrong. He staggered towards Penderghast in lurching stumbles, like he had a fishing hook lodged in his chest and the warlock was pulling him in. The back of his head was a mess of bone and blood. Blood David couldn’t feel moving. Lawrence was still dead, just walking. 

Lawrence stopped in front of Penderghast. His eyes were still closed, but his mouth twisted into a strained mockery of a smile. In a rasping, faltering sing-song, he said, “Thank you, sorcerer. I had forgotten the gentle touch of the living sun, even across a frame as worn and broken as this.”

“Spirit,” Penderghast said sharply, “whose body is this?”

He already knew the answer, but there was a protocol to talking with geists. Howard suspected it would be far less irksome than summoning Herbert himself, anyway. 

The corpse hissed, “Herbert Lawrence.”

That done, Penderghast asked, “And who sent his soul down to your master’s kingdom?”

Lawrence’s body pointed right at Arnold. “Him. The spirit-touched boy. He’s the killer.”

Arnold squeezed Mabel’s hand tight. David screamed.

The water-sprite became fluid. His water spheres plunged down from the ceiling and slammed into him, the boy’s shape lost as it bulged and reformed into a hulking, amorphous giant. David’s new form froze solid as he charged at the warlock, utterly silent but for the thunder of his footsteps. 

As the hostages shouted and fled for cover all around him, Alberto pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head. “For shit’s sake, David. We were this fucking close.”

Penderghast didn’t miss a beat, quickly tracing the shape of a man in front of him with his staff. Translucent, boxy gold armour formed around his body, just in time for the ice-giant to swat Lawrence’s corpse aside and ram right into him. 

Penderghast peeled his face from the ice’s surface, pinned there by David’s momentum. 

“For God’s sake, boy!” he shouted. “You’re not helping your case here!”

David didn’t answer. Not surprising, really. He didn’t have a mouth.

Have to get the hostages—  

The pair crashed through the front of the hall, the wall exploding into a cloud of dust and masonry. David’s titan tripped over Penderghast’s indestructible doors, sending the wizard hurling onto the lawn as its feet snapped off. 

Howard landed on the grass with a thud, his air-armour shattering around him. The ice-giant was sitting atop the doors, clumsily reattaching its own feet like pieces of a doll, when a barrage of bullets started chipping away at its mass. A childish voice of singing crystal snickered.

“Don’t shoot, you fools!” Penderghast screamed at the cops girting the building. “You can’t hurt ice!” 

David paused in reassembling himself. Why was he bothering with feet? On the spur of the moment, he reshaped one of his broken feet.

Time to stop thinking like a human.

The policemen had around half a second to turn and run before a thirty foot javelin of solid ice pierced through the side of one of their cars. Penderghast looked at the boy. His torso was floating in mid air, his arms and lower body splitting into chunks and fragments that orbited his form like miniature comets. He already had the other foot raised, shaping it into a sword. 

“Damn it, kid,” Penderghast groaned, as he pulled a dagger from his belt. “Fencing isn’t my forte.” 

What? David thought. He thinks that’s gonna stop me? 

He sent the sword hurtling at Penderghast. The warlock swept his own blade (sharpened on the wings of dragonflies) through the air and sliced a tear in the space in front of him. The ice-sword sailed through it, into the velvet canvas of the space outside space.

David’s soul groaned. 

Bloody cheater! 

He noticed the Exhibition Building’s fountain4: three disks supported on the backs of four concrete merpeople, upon which danced the traditional nude allegorical children, while their peers played at the edge of the water below5
.

Inwardly, David grinned. 

The fountain’s streams redirected, lashing like anemone tendrils at Penderghast, their tips freezing solid and sharpening moments before they would have struck his skin, if the warlock weren’t so effectively dodging them.  

Penderghast leapt backwards as one of the watery tentacles stabbed down into the grass where his right shoulder had been. The boy was fighting smarter by the second. He had to end this quick. 

Narrowly avoiding a skewer through the leg, Penderghast pointed his staff at the fountain: 

O artes, a lapidea vincula vos vindico!6

The sculpted boys sprang to life, leaping off their plinths as the merpeople suddenly strained and shook from their burden. They ran out onto the grass, giggling as they jumped between Penderghast and David’s icy whips, which shattered against their concrete bodies. 

Penderghast used the respite to shout out another spell. Mourning cloak wings sprouted from his back as he took to the air.

David wanted those dancing boys smashed. It was like Penderghast was using his own image against him. A geyser burst from under the fountain, shattering and sending it high into the air. The cops all scattered, looking for cover before the chunks came back to Earth. 

The column of water bent in the air, lunging towards the airborne warlock, but Penderghast kept swooping and diving out of its path. He was pulling handfuls of white powder out of his belt, throwing it in clouds behind his back. Instead of dispersing, the grains formed into white doves and flew off in seemingly random directions, slowly eroding with every beat of their wings till they were reduced to nothing.

The hell is he doing? David asked himself. 

Penderghast hovered above what remained of David’s ice-titan, arms outstretched:

Yemọja! Our Lady of Navigators! Womb from which all seas, springs, and rivers spill!7

David’s ice fell to the ground, inert. The wyrm he’d made of the fountain’s pipes collapsed into a wave on top of the cop cars. 

I beg you, bind your son! Remind him of his flesh!

The titan’s body melted rapidly, revealing David curled within like a thawing Neanderthal boy.

He felt so weak. Like he couldn’t lift so much as a drop of water. But there was a peace to it. Like his mother was stroking him after a bad dream. He closed his eyes…

Above the child, Penderghast’s eye twitched. This boy was a god, whatever Herbert Lawrence had thought. The warlock didn’t know how long he could hold him like this. 

Something long and sharp whizzed a hair’s breadth past his ear.

“The hell—”

Mabel Henderson stood frowning in front of the Royal Exhibition Building, her manerfish toting an empty harpoon gun beside her, backed up by the shark-bear and the chainsaw-panda. 

They weren’t alone either. A crowd of cracked, peeling gods and goddesses lined the stairs behind them. The frescos from inside the hall. 

“Leave my friend alone.”

“I’m sorry,” Penderghast told the girl, his eyes still on David, “but I can’t let this continue.”

Mabel nodded, before turning to her army of summons. “Get him.”

The gods charged. The sylphs of the seasons shot up at Penderghast, scarring the ground below with bands of fire, ice, and blossoming flowers. Dark-robed Winter flew ahead of her sisters, running her pale fingers across Penderghast’s wings as she passed. They instantly froze solid, sending Howard plummeting. 

The warlock clapped his hand over one of the patches on his sleeve: the alchemical symbol for earth and air as one. The air below Penderghast became thick as syrup, slowing his fall. He managed to land on his feet, but only had a second to get back his bearings before some giant in a white robe  swung a great oak club at him. 

“Damn it, missed!” shouted the god as he violently parted the air where Penderghast’s head had been. 

Poor Hercules, Howard mused as he strafed around the hero. Bastards didn’t even give him the lion-pelt

None of the Institute files had mentioned the girl—clearly one of Lawrence’s under-the-table acquisitions— but it didn’t take a genius to figure out what her power was. 

There was only one logical course of action. Penderghast ran towards the torn open Exhibition Hall. He reached into one of his belt-bouches and threw a handful of gunpowder over his shoulder:

“Maitre Carrefour, conceal me!8

The black powder billowed into a thick cloud of darkness. Gods shouted in anger and confusion as Penderghast ran unseen through their number. 

He was almost inside when a blinding light burned away the magical shadows. Penderghast squinted up towards the sky. The sylph of morning shone above, her veil glowing a radiant-sky blue. 

 Leopard-skin clad Mars pointed his sword at the wizard. “After him!”

Penderghast ran through the ruins of the hall, weaving around panicked hostages as he headed towards the patch of light beneath the dome. Arnold Barnes struck him uselessly with his lightning, more out of reflex than anything else.  

As soon as he was in range, Penderghast pointed his staff at the pendentives and lunettes, tracing a fiery glyph in the air. One by one, the frescos burst into flames, their bright colours darkening and burning away. Howard could hear screams from behind him.

Something cold and sharp jabbed the back of the warlock’s neck.

“Turn around, mortal.”

Penderghast obeyed, finding a tall, red-robed woman in a crested helmet holding him at sword-point.

“It’s good to see you, your highness.”

Howard knew immediately that it wasn’t the real Athena, or Minerva, whatever name this rendition went by. For one thing, her skin was too pale. For another, King Athena wouldn’t have bothered with the warning. 

Before he could think of anything else, he felt a small hand tap his. 

Penderghast’s staff slipped from his hand.

Allison Kinsey stepped out from behind him. “It’s okay guys,” she called behind her. “He’s safe now.”

Mabel and Arnold approached cautiously like mice in the presence of a dying cat. David Venter formed out of mist, shaking slightly. Billy had managed to tear himself away from Mr. Thumps.

The little girl with the burning eyes smiled wickedly. “Looks like we’ve got ourselves a pet wizard.” 

Penderghast couldn’t bring himself to utter a spell, or even move. He couldn’t even struggle. Nothing in Allison’s file had mentioned anything about that. 

Then he remembered what Baron La Croix had told him at the Institute, considered the strange little girl’s bearing and speech…

Howard Penderghast was a witch by blood and by training. That didn’t protect his mind completely, but it did let him shout, “Alberto Moretti!

Allison Kinsey flinched.

“…What?” asked Mabel. 

Howard tried to point, but his arm was pinned to his side. But for now at least, he could still talk. “Your friend is possessed!”

The Watercolours all looked at Allison.

“…Tell me you’re not buying this,” she said indignantly.

“You know,” remarked David. “You have been acting kinda… weird lately. Really weird.”

“You called Lawrence ‘Dad’,” said Arnold. “Seemed a bit… yeah.”

Alberto sighed. He really thought he could’ve kept it up longer than this. “In my defence… she started it.”


1. A Greek goddess or spirit of truthfulness and sincerity. In truth, the eye belonged to a much older goddess, and it wasn’t even an eye. “Ovary” would be more accurate, if still largely a comforting lie.

2. For various thaumaturgical reasons, magicians are generally excluded from the search for the hypothetical general telekinetic.

3. Roughly translated: “I ask not for one already hiding in the depths of Hell, long banished to the darkness of death, but one just now escaped to life, still lingering at the ghastly gate of Orcus.”

4. Known as the The Hochgurtel fountain.

5. While the rumours regarding direct Olympian inspirations have never been confirmed regarding the Exhibition Hall’s interior frescos, it is known that the godling Palaemon posed for the sculptor Josef Hochgurtel. Specifically, he became the basis for the little boy at the base being spat at by a turtle.

6. “Oh art, I free you from your cage of stone!”

7. A major water goddess of the Yoruba people, often syncretised with the Black Madonna by the African diaspora. Aside from water, Yemọja also presides over domains pertaining to women, including parenting and child safety.

8. Kalfu, or Carrefour, is a loa of the crossroads, ruling over sorcery and the night. Some have accused him of being a demon, but he denies this most strenuously.

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Chapter Sixty-Nine: A Red Halo

The Physician’s people1 had long reached post-scarcity2 and perfected genetic engineering back when human beings were just figuring out that the little stones in fruit could turn into new plants. His culture had abolished hierarchy and fixed identity. Death and birth were as everyday life events for him as brushing your teeth. 

Naturally, this made Timothy Valour’s petty realpolitik a tedious listen:

“Yada yada yada national security…

“Yada yada yada you owe Australia that much…”

At least Herbert had the decency to blow up that ghastly modernist lump the DDHA occupied back in Canberra, the Physician tried comforting himself. As far as he was concerned, Walter Burley Griffin designed buildings exactly like he did rubbish incinerators. Sure, the Royal Exhibition Building3 was a bit of a dump these days—more suited to high school matriculation exams and weekly dances than the business of government—but at least it’d been built before human architects swore off aesthetics. The Physician dreaded the day when humankind tried building spaceships.        

“Yada yada yada—Dr. Smith, are you even listening?”

The Physician had been sitting stock still and grinning in his chair for the entire meeting. It made Valour feel like he was practising with a mannequin.

“Oh, I’m listening,” Dr. Smith lied, not bothering to move his lips. “So, about those bodies, I was thinking—”

Tim sighed, resting his elbows on his desk and running his hands over his face. “Smith, please tell me Chaoskampf4 is nearly ready.”

The Physician’s fingers writhed along the edge of the desk. “Still after that? I thought you were moving over to the DOPO model. Training up super-squads and all that.”

Timothy straightened himself and swallowed. “Yes. That’s the plan. Sadly, there haven’t been many applicants yet.”

“I suppose it’s hard to lure in flies with honey when you’ve spent the last three years leaving out poison. That and you killed half of the good ones last week.”

Valour inhaled. He’d learned it was best to ignore many of the things John Smith said. “That being said, if and when we get super-corps up and running, we still feel it prudent to have a… deterrent.”

Dr. Smith seemed amused by that. “Ah, I see. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”

Sometimes it bothered Timothy that the Physician knew more Latin than him. Reluctantly, he called over to Mister Thumps standing in the corner. “Translation, Thumps?”

The hulking manservant drawled, “Literally translated, ‘Who guards the guards themselves?’ but commonly rendered in English as ‘Who watches the watchmen?’ ”

Dr. Smith’s head swiveled around to regard his creation. “Good lad, Thumps,” he said, before spinning his head back to face Valour. “Told you he was worth the money.”

Tim sighed. “Dr. Smith, please, what’s the status of Chaoskampf?”

The Physician wobbled in his chair. “Very promising, Valour, very promising.” 

Chaoskampf was proving to be a most edifying project for him. The first honest challenge he’d faced since the 50s, aside from the obvious, eternal exception. It did ask for the expenditure of some very unique resources on his part, and if it turned out half as well as he hoped, it would certainly disrupt the balance between the nations of man. That was alright, though. Didn’t want the game to get stale.

Besides, he was sick of Ivanova rubbing her science cities in his face.

“Finally got the brain-machine interface working smoothly. Not a small feat, given that I’m working with dead—”

Valour threw his hand up. “I don’t need the details, Smith.”

“I do at least need to tell you that the final product will be much better if I have access to the NHI cadavers.”

Timothy lay his hands on his legs, silent for a spell. “…They’re children, John.”

The Physician kept smiling. “Yes, Tim, they are children. Children whose brains I will dissect and make think again with electricity. Children whose bones I will carve into marvelous weapons to protect you from scary economic systems. Children who you had shot.” The doctor let out a peal of staccato, many-voiced laughter. Timothy didn’t even think it meant mirth anymore.  

“Maybe I’ll even spin their flesh into new children to guard your house at night. Domestication is one of your people’s great strengths, Valour. You take predators and make them hunt your food for you. Lawrence almost figured it out—you’ll have to as well, Timothy. Unless you want your grandchildren to grow up in those kennels instead. Only one species gets to be free.”

Talking to the Physician always made Timothy Valour feel small. Provincial, and stupid, and so very grubby. Like he was selling his soul—maybe everyone’s souls—for table-scraps. 

Sometimes, he wondered if Earth was the only place fit for an aberration like John Smith. Other times, he feared Earth was the only place where men like him pretended to care about people. Over and over, John Smith and so many others asked him to make someone’s life worse, and every time, he said yes.

Maybe this time—      

Tim found himself saying, “…I could say no. I could bury those kids. I could send you away and never do business with you again.” 

“You could,” conceded the Physician. His grin fissured his cheeks. “…But then I’d take my work to someone else.”

“…The bodies will be ready for you by the end of the day.”

“I’m happy to hear it.”

In his corner, Mister Thumps shook his head. Nobody noticed.

The shell between his duty and his heart back in place, Valour said, “I meant to tell you, earlier Penderghast reported—”

The roar of a thousand exploding windows thundered across the face of the Exhibition Building. 

Wartime instincts and engineered reflexes sent Valour and Thumps ducking for cover a split second before the office window shattered. When the rattle of broken glass subsided, Timothy peered out the teal carpet and his own bracing arms. The whole room rang with a sound like screaming wine-glasses. “Fuck!”  

He cautiously got to his feet. Thumps appeared unharmed, dusting off his suit. The Physician though was riddled with shards of glass, dozens of wounds seeping dark green blood5. A jagged blade had impaled him square in the face. He was still grinning.

Timothy shouted, “Jesus Christ, John!” 

“Oh, it’s fine.” The Physician absorbed the glass missiles with a grinding slurp. “You can always find a use for silica.”  He looked around at the spray of glass. “Is it New Year’s already? I love fireworks, Valour, but a little warning would be appreciated.”

Valour shook his head in bewilderment. “No it’s not—we’re under attack you fool!” The DDHA chief swung around and stuck his head out the empty window frame over Carlton Gardens, just in time to spot a procession of children and monsters marching in through the blasted off front doors. A man trailed behind them, carrying something dark and bulky over his shoulder. A gun-case? A grenade launcher? And what was that hanging off him? Explosives? The armed guards that had been stationed at the entrance were pinned beneath mounds of ice or crystal.

Realization burst inside Valour like blisters of acid. “Oh, God,” he half-whispered. “I think they’re from the Institute.”

With a crunch of glass underfoot, Dr. Smith joined Timothy at the window, still beaming. “Maybe they’re here to apply for your super-squad!”

For five minutes, nobody in the office spoke. What was there to say? All their contingency plans for an invasion were written for the Canberra building. The only sounds were muffled shouting from neighbouring offices and the nearing sirens of emergency vehicles. The Physician sat back down in his chair and silently grinned like a dolphin. Mr. Thumps efficiently checked Tim over for injuries. Unfortunately, he found none.

Eventually, Valour resumed his place behind his desk. He had no doubt they would come for him, and in the face of an angry god, dignity was the only power mortals could hope for. 

In the space between breaths, there was a knock. 

“Come in,” said Valour.

The office-door opened, and in stepped a woman from the future. She wore a red, ludicrously skin-tight spacesuit with a fishbowl helmet. Her whole body had an odd, painted sheen. 

She also had a gun.

“Mr. Valour,” she said in a vaguely American accent, “You’re wanted in the main hall.”

She sounded vaguely regretful. Timothy could relate. 

“Very well.”

The spacewoman herded Valour, Thumps, and Dr. Smith through the halls and stairways of the western annex at gunpoint. The Physician cracked and crunched with every step, chatting all the while. 

“You’re one of Mabel Henderson’s projections, aren’t you.”

“Yes,” the spacewoman admitted.

“Mabel who?” asked Valour.

“You don’t know all of Herbert’s students, Timothy?” The Physician waged a long, bony finger at Tim. “For shame.” His head revolved to face the lady astronaut, making her—and Valour—flinch. “I’ve always wanted to ask, are you pure fabrication, or does little Mabel use pictorial references to access the multiverse?”

“How the hell should I know?”

“If you were killed on this plane, dear, do you think you’d return to life where you came from? Or would Mabel be summoning a new version of you from then on?”

“I swear to God, I’ll shoot.”

“Go ahead. It won’t stick.”

Alberto stood in the sunshine raining in through the Royal Exhibition Building’s Italianate dome, admiring the decorative pendentives and lunettes. Minerva, king of the gods presided over the arts of war in her chariot, while Juno reclined next to a lion, improbably representing peace. Hercules, Venus, Mercury and Mars soared in little slivers of sky. Local legend had it that the Olympians themselves descended from Heaven to pose for the artists. Alberto didn’t know if there was any truth to that, but he was glad he’d picked a pretty place for a siege.

A few clusters of unlucky civil servants cowered under the sylphs of night, spring, and winter, guarded by a spear-toting penguin riding a shark-bear, flanked by growling pandas with chainsaws for legs and a fish-man in an oilskin menacingly waving a harpoon, which Mabel unfortunately called a manerfish. 

Billy was picking over the hardwood floor, spreading his mirror-mist over chunks of broken door and masonry reducing it to water for David, who’d earlier been kind enough to replace the flesh and blood of the people hit by the shrapnel. 

The tiger-boy glanced sympathetically at one of the pockets of hostages. “Sorry about this,” he said with all the sincerity in the world. “I promise we’ll let you go when we’re done. It’s for a good cause!”

“Billy,” Alberto groaned, “Don’t be nice to the hostages.”

“But we—”

A man with a face like a coal-scuttle shouted, “You fucking freaks are gonna get it! Should’ve gassed the lot of you…”

One of the smarter hostages clapped her hands over the man’s mouth.

Alberto tilted his chin towards the east mezzanine, where Arnold and Mabel stood guard. “Arnold,” he said cooly, “send that idiot directly to Jupiter.”

The boy lit up with absinthe sparks, pointing down towards the tussling hostages. “My pleasure.”

One of the people smothering the upstart cried, “Wait, please—”

A bolt of lightning lanced down at the two. They vanished, only to instantly reappear in a heap in the centre of the hall, screaming frantically before realizing they hadn’t been deposited in the clouds of a gas-giant.

The children laughed, all except Billy, who settled for quietly shaking his head and tutting.

Alberto walked up to the teleported hostages. “Sorry about that,” he said to the one on top. “Crossfire, you know. You can go back to the huddle now.”

The woman scarpered off, leaving the man with the Neanderthal brow staring wide eyed up at Alberto.

“Next time,” he hissed, “Jupiter.” 

The man nodded frantically and ran back to the others.

Alberto looked around the hall at the rest of the hostages. “That goes for the rest of you, too.” 

That bit of intimidation theatre done, Alberto took on David’s song and misted over towards its source at the head of the hall.

“Doors sealed?” Alberto asked as he resolidified. It was surprisingly refreshing, like a full-organ sluice. 

Two globes of water thrice the size of David orbited the boy like planets blown from glass. Toolbox and ammo belt all in one. He ran a hand over the thick walls of ice he’d replaced the front doors with and rubbed his fingers approvingly. “Nobody’s getting in unless I say.”

Satisfied, Alberto went to check in on the honorary sixth Watercolour: Carl Jessop, the cameraman they’d borrowed from the Melbourne ABC6.  

“We good here?”

The ginger cameraman gave Alberto a thumbs up, coupled with a vacant smile.The double-reel camera resting on his shoulder and the mess of wires, cables, and sound equipment hanging off him made the boy look like a cut-rate cyborg. “Ready to roll, little miss.”

Alberto nodded slowly, lest Karl think his head was about to fall off. “Good work, Karl,” he told him gently.

 The whammy Alberto put on Karl wasn’t the psychic’s best work. Poor bastard probably thought he was covering a flower show. Still, Alberto couldn’t feel too sorry for him. Today would probably make Karl’s career. 

Assuming he survived.

“They’re here,” called Mabel.

The Watercolours all assembled as the spacewoman marched her captives into the hall. Mr. Thumps was stoic as ever, the Physician was grinning what passed for his heart out, and Timothy Valour appeared completely resigned. 

Fucking predictable, Alberto thought to himself. Wrap yourself in duty tight enough, you never have to bother with anything so messy as fear in your whole life.

“It’s gonna be alright!” one of the hostages yelled with desperate jubilation. “Valour will sort these—”   

Alberto shot the worker a look.

“…kids… out!”

“Not today, son,” Valour said quietly. “Not the way you want, at least.”

Mr. Thumps caught sight of David and Allison and bowed to each child in turn. “Hello, Miss Kinsey. Hello, Maelstrom.”

“Hi, Mr. Thumps. It’s David now.”

“My apologies.”

“S’alright,” David replied softly. It felt weird, talking to someone both younger and taller than him. “Not your fault you didn’t know.”   

The Physician was looking around at Mabel’s creations. The shark-bear growled at him. The Physician waved back. “Oh, these are charming,” he said, glancing at Mabel up on the mezzanine. “Did you make these? If so, I’d love to collaborate sometime.” 

“Thanks,” Mabel said, forgetting the situation for a moment. “I’m trying to use my own stuff more.”  Quickly she added, “No offense, captain.”

The spacewoman didn’t look at her summoner. “Can I go now?”

Mabel looked taken aback. “…Okay.”

The astronaut disappeared without a whisper.  

Alberto wished away his sunglasses, revealing Allison’s magma eyes. “Hi Tim.”

Valour sighed. “I know you won’t believe me, Allison, but I’m glad you’re alive.”

David’s eyes flashed a green-tinted white. Valour bent and wretched as bile forced its way up his throat like an angry snake. 

Alberto grasped the water-sprite’s hand. “We need him, David.”

David’s eyes returned to their resting green. Valour fell gasping to his knees. 

“I know,” said David. “Just reminding the git what happens if that changes.”

Mr. Thumps helped Tim to his feet. “He is trying, David.”

Valour stared at his manservant. This had to be the first thing he’d ever heard Thumps say that wasn’t about his job. Even the Physician looked perplexed, assuming that’s what it meant when his eyes migrated to the side of his head like a flatfish, shifting across the surface of his skull until they were staring at his creation. 

David looked flatly at the drone. “Thumps, most people don’t have to try not to shoot kids. Or my Mummy.”

“I didn’t want—” Valour trailed off. What was the point? Arguing with his daughters had never got him anywhere when they were this age. And they hadn’t been right. “I suppose you kids have demands.”

“Damn right we do,” Alberto said. He pointed towards Karl and his camera. “First, you’re gonna tell the nice cameraman all about what you do here at the DDHA.”

This for broadcast or blackmail? Either way, these kids were clever. Maybe Lawrence was onto something.

Valour stepped in front of the camera. The boy the children had drafted to man it looked over the viewfinder at him, wearing a broad, slightly drunk grin. “Smile for the camera, Mr. Jenkins!”

Timothy Valour did not. Instead, he looked towards the other hostages—still gazing at him with woefully misplaced hope—and breathed deep. Time to dispel all illusions.

“I thought it would be easy, fixing all this. I thought I could shut down the asylums, convince the supers to come back into the fold, after what we did to them. To make us stronger. I thought the DDHA was a creature of pure, dumb panic. I still don’t think I was wrong about that. But people like me—men of action, I suppose—we think we can push past all the fuss and red-tape by ignoring the world and using ‘common-sense’.” Valour scoffed. “No such thing. I thought I was stronger than a country’s fear. I wasn’t. I drowned in it, same as everyone else.”

“Get on with it,” said David. “You’re starting to sound like Lawrence.”

Valour glared right at the camera. Time to be the monster. “As chief of the DDHA, I made many legally, ethically, and morally dubious deals with an extraterrestrial creature calling himself John Smith.”

The DDHA employees lucky enough to have never met the Physician gasped.

“He provided the frankly torturous super-restraints used in several DDHA facilities, often on children. Dr. Smith also provided the government with what I believe are artificial men. Drones grown to serve. Slaves, in other words.” He gestured half-heartedly towards Mr. Thumps. 

“In exchange for these and other pieces of technology, I personally allowed Dr. Smith custody of many DDHA inmates for the purpose of human experimentation.” He inhaled. “I don’t know the full extent of what these experiments entailed. I tried to avoid finding out. I know enough however, to say that Dr. Smith is a blight upon this earth. A blight I helped to cultivate.”

The Physician muttered to Thumps, “I think Valour’s got it confused about who was doing the cultivating here…”

“You’re not done yet,” said Arnold.

“No, I’m not. For years, I allowed the psychiatrist Herbert Lawrence to run a private care-home for superhuman children. Part of me hoped he could offer us something better than the asylums. Something more humane. Another part knew we’d save money by letting him take on some of our less containable inmates. Under my watch, Herbert Lawrence bred those children like cattle. Raped them. When I was told, I could have had him arrested on the day. I wanted to. I wanted to kill him, even. But I didn’t. I let him fester and plot. He orchestrated the terror attacks in Canberra. I ordered a raid on his school. This raid resulted in the death of good soldiers, children, and the loss of two superhuman assets.”

Don’t have to tell me, thought Alberto.

“You also killed Francoise Barthe,” Alberto cut in, his voice acid. “You ordered your men to shoot her. In the head. While she slept.”

Behind him, David’s fists were clenched, his knuckles white.

“I did.” Valour looked down at the floor. “Less than half an hour before this recording, myself and Dr. Smith were in my office, negotiating the exchange of those children’s corpses in exchange for biological weapons. For something to kill more children.”

Some of the hostages were weeping. Others were shouting questions or swearing at Valour, or declaring it all lies. Some, Alberto noted, were silent. A few quietly thinking it justified. Alberto almost laughed. Some Nazis never died. He supposed it must be a thrill for such mediocrities, finding out they were cogs in a decent atrocity.  

Timothy had ran out of words. He’d confessed everything—probably enough to bar him from ever stepping foot outside of some dank cave, but he didn’t feel any worse for it. Despair was so clean.

“I think that about covers it,” said Alberto. He took Valour’s hand, pulling him backwards. “Now be a good boy and stand quietly in the corner.”

“You’re letting me live?” Valour asked, sounding completely disinterested in the answer. 

“Of course. Nobody would believe any of this mad shit if we didn’t. Hell, half the hostages think you made it up.”

Alberto approached the Physician next, running a small finger along his jaundiced hand. “Your turn, Smith.”

The Physician smiled his plastic smile down at Allison, no doubt about to say something deeply condescending, when he found himself lurching towards the camera. He couldn’t stop himself His head twisted around to stare at the little girl.

Alberto grinned and nodded at the alien.

The girl’s powers had expanded, Dr. Smith realized. He was completely under Allison’s control. For the first time in his long earthly sojourn, the Physician was at the mercy of a human being.

Suddenly, he knew exactly how Captain George Pollard felt7.

The Physician came to a stop before the camera, spotting his reflection in the lens. An earth-person would’ve said he looked like he was trying to sell something. The Physician, however, knew that he looked bloody terrified. 

His whole body rattled like he was a wind-up toy set on a bumpy surface. If that bothered Karl Jessop, he didn’t let it show.

“You’re live, buddy!”

“I’ve been playing you all,” the Physician blurted. “Me, myself and I have been supplying information and assistance to every nation of men worth mentioning. It’s a game I play, setting you against each other. Like Risk.” 

The Physician clapped his hands over his mouth. The skin on his forehead bulged and tore, revealing another mouth:

“I’m also not very good at this!” it said in a wheezing falsetto, inspiring giggles from the Watercolours. “I barely qualified for the Physician’s Guild! The only reason I’ve gotten so far with people is because of how easy it is for humans to get powers!”

John Smith’s form began buckling and changing, his features shifting to those of Dr. Johannes, complete with fungi moustache. “This is what I look like when I’m working for the Americans.” Then he grew a grey beehive, while bloodied bone forced its way out of his head in a parody of eyeglasses. His nails grew long and orange. “And this is what I look like in Russia—”

Valour stalked towards the Physician. “You fucking traitor!” He punched the alien in the side of the head, only to shout when his knuckles came away bloody. 

The Physician regarded the DDHA chief cooly, shards of glass poking out the side of his head. “Told you you can always find a use for silica. Traitor to what? Did you ever honestly consider me Australian? And at least I gave your backwater something.” 

Their two prize bucks busy locking antlers, Allison approached one of the hostage-patches, asking casually, “Anyone have a pen and paper?” 

Nobody answered. Even the ones with pens visibly sticking out of shirt pockets.

“Pencil’s fine too, I’m not fussy.”

Still no answer. 

Fucking hostages, I swear.

Alberto huffed and put Allison’s hands on her hips. “Look, the sooner I get something to write on, the sooner you can all go home.”

“…I have a pad and a good ball-point,” offered a reedy voiced old man. “It’s red, though.”

“Doesn’t matter.” Alberto stretched out Allison’s hand. “Come on, hand it over.” 

Trembling, the elderly clerk rose from the floor and pulled out his pad and pen, treading through the seated crowd to pass it to the little girl with the red-eyes. 

“Thanks,” Alberto said as he started scratching at the paper. A thought occurred to him:

“Hey, lady who tried to get the moron to stop talking, come on up! Don’t worry, I won’t bite.”

The hostage in question—a plump, dyed redhead with a carnation pinned to her breast—crept cautiously from where she was cowering like a spooked rabbit. “Y—yes?”

Alberto finished his missive with a very sharp full-stop. “Look, I’m sorry about the crossfire thing earlier. I really didn’t want to punish you for stopping someone being stupid. That’s the opposite of how civilization’s supposed to work. Tell ya what. For being helpful, you and Methuselah get to go home early.”

“…Thank you,” said the old man, trying not to look at any of the other hostages. Some of them were already glaring. 

Alberto shoved the paper into the woman’s hands. “All you have to do in exchange is deliver some of our demands here to the coppers outside.” He looked up towards the mezzanine. “Arnold there will teleport you a ways off so they don’t go nuts and fill you with lead. My advice is to put your hands on your heads before we send you, so no one gets too jumpy. Understand?”

The hostages nodded vigorously.

Smiling, Alberto said, “And if you don’t give them our demands, you get to drink drain-cleaner. Trust me, you will. But only if you don’t deliver, got it?”

Much more nodding. 

“Blast ‘em, Arn.”

The pair whipped up in a quick green storm.

“… What’d you ask for?” Mabel asked from the mezzanine.

“Just some small stuff,” he replied. “Refreshments. A book or two, and Herbert Lawrence.”

“Think they’ll bring him?” asked David.

In his head, Alberto watched the storm of futures move in one direction. “Bet my life.”

Allison’s life, at least. 

It took a couple of hours for the Watercolours’ guest to arrive. After much begging, Billy was allowed to try and raise the hostages’ morale. He chose charades.

The tiger-boy hopped on one foot, holding his arm in front of him like he was a crane8.

“A flamingo?” suggested one hostage. People had gotten more into the spirit of things after the snacks arrived. And after David offered the winner their freedom. 

“Getting closer,” Billy answered charitably. At least the discourse had moved towards animals since they’d started. People had been pointedly avoiding the subject in the presence of the chainsaw panda. 

“A land-sea-serpent,” the maner-fish gurgled. 

“…You mean a snake?” asked Arnold.

“No, boy. Land-sea-serpents swim through the rock and soil, pulling unwary truck-captains down into the depths of the mantle.”

Arnold shot Mabel an amused smile. The girl returned it, shrugging. 

“A crane! One of those long-neck dinosaurs!”

“I don’t know why you won’t let me play,” the Physician said sullenly from his corner. “My people perfected charades.”

“Hush you,” said Alberto. “It doesn’t work when you actually turn into the thing.” 

“A frilled-neck lizard!” 

“A chicken,” said Thumps.

“It’s a bloody elephant!” Tim Valour yelled. The Watercolours had been nice enough to provide the war hero gin for the duration. 

“You got it!” said Billy.

“Yeah,” said David, “but you we’re not letting go.”

Valour fell onto his back. “Why was he hopping?”

David could feel three men walking close together towards the front entrance. The one in the middle was much bulkier than the other two.

“He’s here.”

David marched purposefully to the front entrance. The ice in the centremost doorway melted and evaporated, revealing Herbert Lawrence standing on the stairs like a penitent. Two policemen were backing away towards the bank of police cars behind Exhibition Fountain. 

The old man was dressed in a striped prison uniform, and his beard had been shaved. Raspberry bruises circled his eyes. 

“Maelstrom…”

David didn’t bother correcting Lawrence. His name would mean nothing from his mouth. “Get inside.”

David pulled Lawrence into the Exhibition Building as the steam reformed into ice behind him. 

Lawrence tried to embrace the boy. “I thought you’d—”

David pushed him away, his body suddenly ice. His voice echoed cold and verrillon, “You don’t get to hug me, Laurie. You don’t get to talk to me. I’m done with you.” He pointed at his friends. “But they’re not.”

David led Lawrence roughly under the dome and threw him in front of the other Watercolours. “Do what you like with him.”

“Please do,” said the Physician. “Show me for buying free-range…”

Alberto had his hands on Allison’s hips, sneering at the sight of his old teacher. “God, I see why you never shaved, Laurie. Your chin is really weak.”

Lawrence gave Allison a weak shadow of his infuriatingly paternal smiles. “Ah, but I’m not the only one who’s gone through a change, am I?” He regarded David and Allison’s costumes with woozy bemusement. “Interesting plumage. And your eyes, Myriad…” He glanced to his sides. “There isn’t some new posthuman you’re copying, is there?”

Alberto struck Lawrence across the face with as much of Allison’s strength as he dared. “Now why would I tell you that?” 

“You tricked me,” shouted Arnold, his cheeks flushed. “You made me bomb all those people!” 

Lawrence seemed welcome. “Elsewhere, my boy, you couldn’t have known. I kept you innocent.”

“Laurie,” said Alberto, “never talk about keeping kids innocent.”

David raised an eyebrow at that. That sounded a lot more like something a grownup would say.

“I didn’t see you declaring yourself the bomber,” said Valour sourly. 

“I did what I had to do for my children,” said Lawrence. 

Mabel’s eyes narrowed on him. “Like what you did for Adam?”

“Wait,” said Valour. “Who’s Adam?”

“Boy Laurie poached,” answered the Physician. “Had him euthanized. Bloody nuisance, too. He was promised to me alive.”        

Valour stared at Lawrence. “Jesus Christ.”

“Adam was a threat to the new human race, Timothy. Men like you would’ve used him to snuff them all out,”  Lawrence said. He looked up at Allison. “I loved Adam. I still do, same as all of you.”

“For God’s sake!” shouted Alberto. “Stop the bollocks, Lawrence! You don’t love us! You can’t love anything outside your own head!”

“If I must be your Cronus, children, so be it. The future is not for me. It’s not for any of us.” Lawrence sighed. “I hoped I could ease the transition for your kind. Show mankind how to pass on with dignity. But maybe this revolution is necessary for you. Like blood pumping through a butterfly’s wings when they tear—”

Alberto shook his head. Dear God, he still didn’t get it. The old bastard had replaced his soul with speeches. “It’s not a revolution!” screamed Alberto. “We’re not doing this for your fucking future. We’re just angry! You fucked up our lives! Over and over!” He violently shook Lawrence’s shoulders. “Christ’s sake, Laurie.” His voice cracked. “Can’t you just say ‘I was a shit dad, I’m sorry’? Is it that bloody hard?”

A look of realization struck Lawrence. He tried to stand up, to strike Allison.

He couldn’t. Just like that awful chat in his office…

He smiled and leaned forward, whispering into Allison’s ear. “It’s good to see you again, son. Tell me, Tiresias, do the other children know who wears their friend’s face?”

Alberto shoved Lawrence back, forcing silence upon him.

The fucker needed to die. That Alberto was certain of. 

Maybe he could break his neck? Or burn him? He tried to imagine himself actually killing Lawrence, but the image didn’t come. Why not? He hated him. It should’ve been easy…

Alberto decided he was being greedy. He walked over to David and took his hand, pointing at Lawrence. “Kill him,” Alberto half-begged. “Get rid of him.”

Lawrence closed his eyes and sighed. Billy was staring open jawed at Allison.  

 “Come on, Dave, he’s no good for anyone. Nobody’s had to deal with his bull more than you…”

David looked Allison right in her eyes for a moment, seeming to consider something. “…Pass,” he said eventually. “Me being like this is already killing him. Won’t judge if any of you want to.”

Alberto growled in his throat, before looking at Billy, grinning just a bit too hard. “What about you, Growly?” he asked. “You could turn him into a statue of himself! Laurie’s always wanted to be one of those anyway.”

Billy just shook his head, eyes screwed shut. “Stop it, Allie. Please.”

“Well that was a sucker’s bet,” Alberto said to himself. 

He thought about just making Billy doing it, but that felt wrong. He was better than Lawrence. He could at least offer them this choice.

“I could do it,” The Physician offered cheerfully. “I could use some replacement biomass.”

“Or me,” said Valor, glaring at Lawrence with pure loathing in his eyes. “Trust me, kids, you’d be glad I did it later.”

“Shut up!” Alberto spat at them. He wasn’t giving either of them the satisfaction. 

Alberto moved onto Arnold. The boy caught Allison’s gaze, and raised his arm, lightning already crackling at his fingers.

Alberto nodded. 

Well done, little fag. You’re my new favorite. 

Arnold glared at Lawrence, fingers flaring. He didn’t fire.

“He made you a killer, Arn,” said Alberto. “He used you to kill hundreds of men, women, and children!” The psychic slammed Allison’s fist into Arnold’s shoulder. “Remember what he was going to do to your family? Just because they wanted to send you letters!”

Arnold’s whole body crackled. He clenched his fist. Unclenched it.

Then he imagined how his mother would react. Would she cry? She never cried.

Arnold dropped his arm. The lightning went out. 

Alberto scowled at him. “Weak.”

He walked up to Mabel. “We’re just wombs with legs to him—”

There was a crack of thunder above everyone’s heads. 

The old man let out a high, short-lived scream as he plummeted from the dome. He hit the floor with a hard thud. Dark blood pooled beneath his head like a red halo.  

Herbert Lawrence, would-be architect of the superhuman soul, was dead.

Nobody spoke. The only sound beyond the echo of police sirens was Arnold breathing hard and sharp, his whole body heaving. 

Alberto knelt before Lawrence’s body and closed his old teacher’s eyes. “At least someone fucking finished this…”

Billy started hyperventilating. Then he started screaming. The walls shook. Dust and plaster rained like snow. The windows in the dome popped and shattered. Cracks opened in the frescoes and stenciling. 

Arnold seemed to break out of a trance that had nothing to do with Alberto Moretti. He looked quickly between his victim and the weeping Billy. 

“Billy… I’m sorry.”

Billy started trying to run, to get away from that thing that had been a person a second ago, but he collided with Mr. Thumps. He instinctively hugged the drone, mewling quietly for his nanny, or Mary Gillespie, or anyone who could make this better.

“It will be alright,” Thumps said in his deep, soft voice. “Nobody’s going to hurt you.”

He was embracing the tiger-boy, but he was looking right at Arnold. 

The teleporter felt something with thin legs land on his arm. He looked down to find a butterfly, dark wings edged in yellow with bright blue spots9

 Whispers and shouts broke out amongst the hostages. Arnold and the other children turned to see a many-splendored cloud of butterflies where the ice-doors had been. At ease in that cloud stood a dark skinned man holding a long staff. 

“Good evening children,” Howard Penderghast said. “I think we need to have a talk.” 


1. The squishies, as they came to call themselves in English.

2. At least, compared to Earth.

3. Built in 1880 for the Melbourne International Exhibition, the Royal Exhibition Hall also hosted the opening of the first Australian Parliament after Federation 1901. However, the building would fall into disrepair in the first half of the 20th century, narrowly avoiding demolition in 1948. By the end of 1965, the Melbourne City Council was somewhat relieved to be able to offer the space to the DDHA.

4. Literally “struggle against chaos” in German, referring to folkloric narratives centred around deities or culture heroes battling and slaying “chaos beasts”, commonly dragons or serpents. Examples include St. George and the dragon, or the battle between Horus and Set.

5. Not all of God’s children have hemoglobin.

6. Australian Broadcasting Company, not to be confused with the American commercial network of nearly the same name.

7. The captain of the whaleship Essex, which was attacked and sunk by a sperm whale in 1820, providing the inspiration for Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick thirty years later.

8. He wasn’t a crane. Mabel had already guessed that.

9. Nymphalis antiopa, known as the Camberwell beauty in the UK, or more pertinently, the mourning cloak in North America.

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